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re: Worst Attempt Someone Made Hitting On You?

Posted on 10/29/17 at 4:44 pm to
Posted by Rebel
Graceland
Member since Jan 2005
131353 posts
Posted on 10/29/17 at 4:44 pm to
Happens to me all the time.
Posted by Christopher Columbo
Member since Jun 2015
2096 posts
Posted on 10/29/17 at 4:45 pm to
I had this happen after I was falsely convicted for killing my wife
Posted by Robin Masters
Birmingham
Member since Jul 2010
29719 posts
Posted on 10/29/17 at 4:46 pm to
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How long did you wait until going over to his place?


Going on about 20 years now. I still cringe when I think about it.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
113938 posts
Posted on 10/29/17 at 4:47 pm to
quote:

I had this happen after I was falsely convicted for killing my wife


Some woman invited you over to frick her after you slaughtered your wife?

quote:

Christopher Columbo


Was your wife Indian (native american)?
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 10/29/17 at 4:47 pm to
She was probably trying to be funny.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
113938 posts
Posted on 10/29/17 at 4:48 pm to
quote:

She was probably trying to be funny.


She was dead serious.
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124323 posts
Posted on 10/29/17 at 4:49 pm to
Posted by wickowick
Head of Island
Member since Dec 2006
45802 posts
Posted on 10/29/17 at 4:51 pm to
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
113938 posts
Posted on 10/29/17 at 4:53 pm to
That's straight up game Walt.
Posted by foshizzle
Washington DC metro
Member since Mar 2008
40599 posts
Posted on 10/29/17 at 5:07 pm to
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I know most of yall are going to say I am lying, blah blah blah.. I get it, my threads suck. Why do I even start threads? I suck. Worst poster ever. If you post about how shitty my threads are you care more than you say you do so..


No, no, no. We love you, wheels and all. It's safe here.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124039 posts
Posted on 10/29/17 at 5:08 pm to
No one has ever hit on you, you pathetic spaghetti legged bastard
Posted by OWLFAN86
The OT has made me richer
Member since Jun 2004
175770 posts
Posted on 10/29/17 at 5:14 pm to
quote:

Before the Saints game he had to go a few places and wanted me to come with him to one, for a specific reason (for those who will question me).

so he used you for the close parking space ?


you really do suck so fricking much, you are so fricking boring you should call you next alter Ambien cause you put people to sleep
Posted by chryso
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2008
11858 posts
Posted on 10/29/17 at 5:14 pm to
So what I am taking away from this is that you are too ugly for an old hag to hit on.
Posted by lsucoonass
shreveport and east texas
Member since Nov 2003
68447 posts
Posted on 10/29/17 at 5:16 pm to
Amen bubba
Posted by Sidicous
Middle of Nowhere
Member since Aug 2015
17127 posts
Posted on 10/29/17 at 5:19 pm to
The lamest attempt on me was the bicycle who blurted out in the middle of a good sized party: "He won't go out with me because I don't give head."

I just shook my head and walked away. Didn't want to have to tell her in front of everyone it was simply not wanting to be Eskimo Bro's with 90% or more of the guys there. Not to mention the fact she was still F buddies with one of the married guys at the party.
Posted by lsucoonass
shreveport and east texas
Member since Nov 2003
68447 posts
Posted on 10/29/17 at 5:22 pm to
So you are saying that she got around but didn't suck the dick?

How does that affect your self-esteem?
Posted by Upperdecker
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2014
30551 posts
Posted on 10/29/17 at 5:23 pm to
Your friend got hit on by a meth head Walmart cashier, but she passed on you, and youre bragging?
Posted by LSUgirl4
Member since Sep 2009
39501 posts
Posted on 10/29/17 at 5:23 pm to
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No one has ever hit on you, you pathetic spaghetti legged bastard
holy shite dude... come on. i don't want to laugh at mean stuff like that.
Posted by OWLFAN86
The OT has made me richer
Member since Jun 2004
175770 posts
Posted on 10/29/17 at 5:26 pm to
Earlier today I was with a friend. Before the Saints game he had to go a few places and wanted me to come with him to one, for a specific reason (for those who will question me).


Posted by LSU alum wannabe
Katy, TX
Member since Jan 2004
26977 posts
Posted on 10/29/17 at 5:34 pm to
Woman in her 40’s when I was 20.

She is shitfaced. Walks up to me and hands me her keys. BIG fricking set of keys. Like a janitor. She slurs “let’s go...” and tries to kiss me. Even lands on the corner of my mouth because I’m buzzed and it took about 2 seconds. I step back and say “no” “I’m here with friends”. Something to steer her away. I hand her keys back. She chuckles that drunk “whatever” half chuckle half shrug. Takes a step back, and turns to leave. She stopped like she had something to say and turned around. I lean in and she clocked me with those big fricking keys. Bouncers haul her off.

Everyone is howling while my ear is ringing.
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