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Posted on 10/29/17 at 4:45 pm to OweO
I had this happen after I was falsely convicted for killing my wife
Posted on 10/29/17 at 4:46 pm to OweO
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How long did you wait until going over to his place?
Going on about 20 years now. I still cringe when I think about it.
Posted on 10/29/17 at 4:47 pm to Christopher Columbo
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I had this happen after I was falsely convicted for killing my wife
Some woman invited you over to frick her after you slaughtered your wife?
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Christopher Columbo
Was your wife Indian (native american)?
Posted on 10/29/17 at 4:47 pm to OweO
She was probably trying to be funny.
Posted on 10/29/17 at 4:48 pm to lsuwontonwrap
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She was probably trying to be funny.
She was dead serious.
Posted on 10/29/17 at 4:53 pm to Walt OReilly
That's straight up game Walt.
Posted on 10/29/17 at 5:07 pm to OweO
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I know most of yall are going to say I am lying, blah blah blah.. I get it, my threads suck. Why do I even start threads? I suck. Worst poster ever. If you post about how shitty my threads are you care more than you say you do so..
No, no, no. We love you, wheels and all. It's safe here.
Posted on 10/29/17 at 5:08 pm to OweO
No one has ever hit on you, you pathetic spaghetti legged bastard
Posted on 10/29/17 at 5:14 pm to OweO
quote:so he used you for the close parking space ?
Before the Saints game he had to go a few places and wanted me to come with him to one, for a specific reason (for those who will question me).
you really do suck so fricking much, you are so fricking boring you should call you next alter Ambien cause you put people to sleep
Posted on 10/29/17 at 5:14 pm to OweO
So what I am taking away from this is that you are too ugly for an old hag to hit on.
Posted on 10/29/17 at 5:19 pm to OweO
The lamest attempt on me was the bicycle who blurted out in the middle of a good sized party: "He won't go out with me because I don't give head."
I just shook my head and walked away. Didn't want to have to tell her in front of everyone it was simply not wanting to be Eskimo Bro's with 90% or more of the guys there. Not to mention the fact she was still F buddies with one of the married guys at the party.
I just shook my head and walked away. Didn't want to have to tell her in front of everyone it was simply not wanting to be Eskimo Bro's with 90% or more of the guys there. Not to mention the fact she was still F buddies with one of the married guys at the party.
Posted on 10/29/17 at 5:22 pm to Sidicous
So you are saying that she got around but didn't suck the dick?
How does that affect your self-esteem?
How does that affect your self-esteem?
Posted on 10/29/17 at 5:23 pm to OweO
Your friend got hit on by a meth head Walmart cashier, but she passed on you, and youre bragging?
Posted on 10/29/17 at 5:23 pm to fr33manator
quote:holy shite dude... come on. i don't want to laugh at mean stuff like that.
No one has ever hit on you, you pathetic spaghetti legged bastard
Posted on 10/29/17 at 5:26 pm to OweO
Earlier today I was with a friend. Before the Saints game he had to go a few places and wanted me to come with him to one, for a specific reason (for those who will question me).
Posted on 10/29/17 at 5:34 pm to OweO
Woman in her 40’s when I was 20.
She is shitfaced. Walks up to me and hands me her keys. BIG fricking set of keys. Like a janitor. She slurs “let’s go...” and tries to kiss me. Even lands on the corner of my mouth because I’m buzzed and it took about 2 seconds. I step back and say “no” “I’m here with friends”. Something to steer her away. I hand her keys back. She chuckles that drunk “whatever” half chuckle half shrug. Takes a step back, and turns to leave. She stopped like she had something to say and turned around. I lean in and she clocked me with those big fricking keys. Bouncers haul her off.
Everyone is howling while my ear is ringing.
She is shitfaced. Walks up to me and hands me her keys. BIG fricking set of keys. Like a janitor. She slurs “let’s go...” and tries to kiss me. Even lands on the corner of my mouth because I’m buzzed and it took about 2 seconds. I step back and say “no” “I’m here with friends”. Something to steer her away. I hand her keys back. She chuckles that drunk “whatever” half chuckle half shrug. Takes a step back, and turns to leave. She stopped like she had something to say and turned around. I lean in and she clocked me with those big fricking keys. Bouncers haul her off.
Everyone is howling while my ear is ringing.
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