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re: Worst Attempt Someone Made Hitting On You?

Posted on 10/29/17 at 5:35 pm to
Posted by lsucoonass
shreveport and east texas
Member since Nov 2003
68447 posts
Posted on 10/29/17 at 5:35 pm to
Good lord oweo gets shitted on a lot here
Posted by OWLFAN86
The OT has made me richer
Member since Jun 2004
175770 posts
Posted on 10/29/17 at 5:39 pm to
quote:

Good lord oweo gets shitted on a lot here


he's like a porta potty

get shite on and needs a special truck to go from one place to the other
Posted by Sidicous
Middle of Nowhere
Member since Aug 2015
17127 posts
Posted on 10/29/17 at 5:46 pm to
quote:

So you are saying that she got around but didn't suck the dick?



Yep, we met when she came by a buddy's apartment to show off her engagement ring. Within a week they had broken up and she was back messing with the married friend.

quote:


How does that affect your self-esteem?


No effect on mine at all. Other people's opinions don't matter to me since opinions are like assholes, everyone has one.
Posted by Delmore1951
Homer La
Member since Aug 2017
908 posts
Posted on 10/29/17 at 5:47 pm to
Where's the pic of the hoe
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
113938 posts
Posted on 10/29/17 at 7:35 pm to
quote:

you really do suck so fricking much, you are so fricking boring you should call you next alter Ambien cause you put people to sleep



What the frick are you trying to say you retarded bastard?
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
113938 posts
Posted on 10/29/17 at 7:38 pm to
quote:

he's like a porta potty

get shite on and needs a special truck to go from one place to the other




OWL! You are a trip.. Well, I can't trip because... You know.. but you are one funny dude.
Posted by Geauxnoose
Member since Dec 2015
538 posts
Posted on 10/29/17 at 7:50 pm to


Wishes it was him that was hit on.
Posted by PearlJam
NotBeardEaves
Member since Aug 2014
13908 posts
Posted on 10/29/17 at 7:51 pm to
quote:

for a specific reason (
good parking?
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
113938 posts
Posted on 10/29/17 at 7:53 pm to
quote:

good parking?


To get ahead of the line in the grocery store.
Posted by PearlJam
NotBeardEaves
Member since Aug 2014
13908 posts
Posted on 10/29/17 at 7:55 pm to
Want to go to Disney with me and the fam?
Posted by PhillipJFry
Member since Sep 2016
964 posts
Posted on 10/29/17 at 7:56 pm to
I find it impressive that you are not liked by anyone on an anonymous message board. Least thats how it appears. I dont know the reason why that is, before my time.

Anyways, so what did you get at the store? Get any of that canned bean dip?
Posted by iluvdatiger
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jan 2004
42829 posts
Posted on 10/29/17 at 8:45 pm to
I would say any time a guy has grabbed my butt and thought that was a good way to hit on me. Like, who does that work on?
Posted by OWLFAN86
The OT has made me richer
Member since Jun 2004
175770 posts
Posted on 10/29/17 at 8:49 pm to
quote:

Like, who does that work on?
depends on who it is thats grabbing my butt
Posted by SeabrookTiger
Seabrook, TX
Member since Dec 2007
1001 posts
Posted on 10/29/17 at 8:50 pm to
One of the gate guards at the plant. Me and her used to do that subtle workplace flirt shite. Nothing serious, everyone has a workplace flirt. Shes getting rather aggressive with some of her comments, kinda nice to still think I got it. Foreman sees me chatting with her one day before work. He let's me in on a secret one of the other hands learned the hard way.

Turns out she has a dick. Or rather he has tits. However you want to put it.

Aaaaand that's the story on why I no longer flirt in the workplace.
This post was edited on 10/29/17 at 8:52 pm
Posted by lsuguy84
CO
Member since Feb 2009
19639 posts
Posted on 10/29/17 at 8:50 pm to
I hope those old people take your internet away soon
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
113938 posts
Posted on 10/29/17 at 8:52 pm to
quote:

depends on who it is thats grabbing my butt



So it's cool when any guy does it?
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
113938 posts
Posted on 10/29/17 at 8:53 pm to
quote:

I hope those old people take your internet away soon



I hope you get arse raped by two arabs.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
113938 posts
Posted on 10/29/17 at 8:54 pm to
quote:

One of the gate guards at the plant. Me and her used to do that subtle workplace flirt shite. Nothing serious, everyone has a workplace flirt. Shes getting rather aggressive with some of her comments, kinda nice to still think I got it. Foreman sees me chatting with her one day before work. He let's me in on a secret one of the other hands learned the hard way.

Turns out she has a dick. Or rather he has tits. However you want to put it.

Aaaaand that's the story on why I no longer flirt in the workplace.







That's fricked up!
Posted by lsuguy84
CO
Member since Feb 2009
19639 posts
Posted on 10/29/17 at 8:55 pm to
That seems oddly specific
Posted by georgia
445
Member since Jan 2007
9095 posts
Posted on 10/29/17 at 8:55 pm to
quote:

Aaaaand that's the story on why I no longer flirt in the workplace.


Gonna need to cancel that playboy subscription next.
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