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Worst Attempt Someone Made Hitting On You?
Posted on 10/29/17 at 4:24 pm
Posted on 10/29/17 at 4:24 pm
Earlier today I was with a friend. Before the Saints game he had to go a few places and wanted me to come with him to one, for a specific reason (for those who will question me).
He had to stop by the grocery store for a few things so we go in, he grabs the few items he needs and we go check out. The cashier is this woman maybe mid 40s, early 50s. She had the smoke voice. She looked like she was probably hot 20 years ago, but since then she was rode hard and put up wet.
Anyway as she checks out the few items my friend had she tells him she just moved here, that she rents a house on a certain street. She split up with her husband about 5 years ago and that their divorce was finally final then she tell him "now you know I am single and where I live, if you stop by one day I will show you how to live".. I started to leave out the store because I didn't want to laugh in her face, but my friend just said "I might do that one day".. He said he didn't know what else to say..
I know most of yall are going to say I am lying, blah blah blah.. I get it, my threads suck. Why do I even start threads? I suck. Worst poster ever. If you post about how shitty my threads are you care more than you say you do so..
That might not be the best example of a bad attempt of being hit on, but has anyone ever been hit on where the person hitting on you had no shame?
He had to stop by the grocery store for a few things so we go in, he grabs the few items he needs and we go check out. The cashier is this woman maybe mid 40s, early 50s. She had the smoke voice. She looked like she was probably hot 20 years ago, but since then she was rode hard and put up wet.
Anyway as she checks out the few items my friend had she tells him she just moved here, that she rents a house on a certain street. She split up with her husband about 5 years ago and that their divorce was finally final then she tell him "now you know I am single and where I live, if you stop by one day I will show you how to live".. I started to leave out the store because I didn't want to laugh in her face, but my friend just said "I might do that one day".. He said he didn't know what else to say..
I know most of yall are going to say I am lying, blah blah blah.. I get it, my threads suck. Why do I even start threads? I suck. Worst poster ever. If you post about how shitty my threads are you care more than you say you do so..
That might not be the best example of a bad attempt of being hit on, but has anyone ever been hit on where the person hitting on you had no shame?
Posted on 10/29/17 at 4:26 pm to OweO
I'm amazed at how mundane your posts are.
Posted on 10/29/17 at 4:26 pm to OweO
quote:Well this made up 25% of your post so you're making me want to do just that
know most of yall are going to say I am lying, blah blah blah.. I get it, my threads suck. Why do I even start threads? I suck. Worst poster ever. If you post about how shitty my threads are you care more than you say you do so..
Posted on 10/29/17 at 4:27 pm to OweO
quote:
know most of yall are going to say I am lying, blah blah blah.. I get it, my threads suck. Why do I even start threads? I suck. Worst poster ever. If you post about how shitty my threads are you care more than you say you do so..
The only true statement in your word salad.
Posted on 10/29/17 at 4:27 pm to OweO
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This post was edited on 10/29/17 at 4:28 pm
Posted on 10/29/17 at 4:27 pm to BayouBengals03
quote:
you suck
Way to state the obvious a-hole
Posted on 10/29/17 at 4:28 pm to beerJeep
I wish I could find a rebeloke thread so I could read something better.
Posted on 10/29/17 at 4:28 pm to OweO
War and Peace
BY LEO TOLSTOY
COUNT LEO NIKOLAYEVICH TOLSTOY was born
August 28, 1828, at the family estate of Yasna-
ya Polyana, in the province of Tula. His moth-
er died when he was three and his father six
years later. Placed in the care of his aunts, he
passed many of his early years at Kazan, where,
in 1844, after a preliminary training by French
tutors, he entered the university. He cared lit-
tle for the university and in 1847 withdrew be-
cause of "ill-health and domestic circum-
stances." He had, however, done a great deal
of reading, of French, English, and Russian
novels, the New Testament, Voltaire, and
Hegel. The author exercising the greatest in-
fluence upon him at this time was Rousseau;
he read his complete works and for sometime
wore about his neck a medallion of Rousseau.
Immediately upon leaving the university,
Tolstoy returned to his estate and, perhaps inr
spired by his enthusiasm for Rousseau, pre-
pared to devote himself to agriculture and to
improving the condition of his serfs. His first
attempt at social reform proved disappointing,
and after six months he withdrew to Moscow
and St. Petersburg, where he gave himself over
to the irregular life characteristic of his class
and time. In 1851, determined to "escape my
debts and, more than anything else, my hab-
its," he enlisted in the Army as a gentleman-
volunteer, and went to the Caucasus. While at
Tiflis, preparing for his examinations as a
cadet, he wrote the first portion of the trilogy,
Childhood, Boyhood, and Youth, in which he
celebrated the happiness of "being with Na-
ture, seeing her, communing with her." He al-
so began The Cossacks with the intention of
showing that culture is the enemy of happi-
ness. Although continuing his army life, he
gradually came to realize that "a military ca-
reer is not for me, and the sooner I get out of
it and devote myself entirely to literature the
better." His Sevastopol Sketches (1855) were
so successful that Czar Nicholas issued special
orders that he should be removed from a post
of danger...
BY LEO TOLSTOY
COUNT LEO NIKOLAYEVICH TOLSTOY was born
August 28, 1828, at the family estate of Yasna-
ya Polyana, in the province of Tula. His moth-
er died when he was three and his father six
years later. Placed in the care of his aunts, he
passed many of his early years at Kazan, where,
in 1844, after a preliminary training by French
tutors, he entered the university. He cared lit-
tle for the university and in 1847 withdrew be-
cause of "ill-health and domestic circum-
stances." He had, however, done a great deal
of reading, of French, English, and Russian
novels, the New Testament, Voltaire, and
Hegel. The author exercising the greatest in-
fluence upon him at this time was Rousseau;
he read his complete works and for sometime
wore about his neck a medallion of Rousseau.
Immediately upon leaving the university,
Tolstoy returned to his estate and, perhaps inr
spired by his enthusiasm for Rousseau, pre-
pared to devote himself to agriculture and to
improving the condition of his serfs. His first
attempt at social reform proved disappointing,
and after six months he withdrew to Moscow
and St. Petersburg, where he gave himself over
to the irregular life characteristic of his class
and time. In 1851, determined to "escape my
debts and, more than anything else, my hab-
its," he enlisted in the Army as a gentleman-
volunteer, and went to the Caucasus. While at
Tiflis, preparing for his examinations as a
cadet, he wrote the first portion of the trilogy,
Childhood, Boyhood, and Youth, in which he
celebrated the happiness of "being with Na-
ture, seeing her, communing with her." He al-
so began The Cossacks with the intention of
showing that culture is the enemy of happi-
ness. Although continuing his army life, he
gradually came to realize that "a military ca-
reer is not for me, and the sooner I get out of
it and devote myself entirely to literature the
better." His Sevastopol Sketches (1855) were
so successful that Czar Nicholas issued special
orders that he should be removed from a post
of danger...
Posted on 10/29/17 at 4:29 pm to OweO
quote:
wanted me to come with him to one, for a specific reason (for those who will question me).
What reason?
Posted on 10/29/17 at 4:31 pm to OweO
Post less.... Squat more white boy (I saw your pic)
Posted on 10/29/17 at 4:36 pm to Beessnax
A gay older guy once told me if I wanted to come by his place later “he’d suck my dick till the cows came home.”
I couldn’t even be revolted because it was such a dumbass pick up line. What cows was he even talking about?!? Just made no sense at all.
I couldn’t even be revolted because it was such a dumbass pick up line. What cows was he even talking about?!? Just made no sense at all.
Posted on 10/29/17 at 4:37 pm to OweO
Literally none of that happened
Posted on 10/29/17 at 4:38 pm to OweO
Sure she wants "it"
But wants to be friendly and not be lonely more than anything
But wants to be friendly and not be lonely more than anything
Posted on 10/29/17 at 4:39 pm to stout
quote:
Literally none of that happened
Like always you are right!
Posted on 10/29/17 at 4:40 pm to Robin Masters
quote:
A gay older guy once told me if I wanted to come by his place later “he’d suck my dick till the cows came home.”
How long did you wait until going over to his place?
Posted on 10/29/17 at 4:42 pm to OweO
Have you ever been hit on, been laid or had a girlfriend? Serious question. Not being an a-hole. I just notice most of your threads have your friends as the topic.
Posted on 10/29/17 at 4:43 pm to OweO
quote:
That might not be the best example of a bad attempt of being hit on, but has anyone ever been hit on where the person hitting on you had no shame?
I don't see where its a bad attempt. I like her approach, more women should do this. She put it out there that she was interested in him and was down to frick when he wanted. Direct and to the point, cut out the bullshite.
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