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re: Worst Attempt Someone Made Hitting On You?

Posted on 10/29/17 at 8:57 pm to
Posted by iluvdatiger
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jan 2004
42829 posts
Posted on 10/29/17 at 8:57 pm to
Oweo, i'm sorry so many people are mean to you. You are alright in my book.
Posted by tigerstripedjacket
This side of the wall
Member since Sep 2011
2999 posts
Posted on 10/29/17 at 8:57 pm to
quote:

but has anyone ever been hit on where the person hitting on you had no shame?


Lady who thought she was a cougar:

“Hey big boy, I think you know my son, he posts on tigerdroppings, his name is OweO.”
Posted by OWLFAN86
The OT has made me richer
Member since Jun 2004
175738 posts
Posted on 10/29/17 at 8:59 pm to
quote:

“Hey big boy, I think you know my son, he posts on tigerdroppings, his name is OweO.”

no way anyone in his family admits it
Posted by Brageous
Member since Jul 2008
107724 posts
Posted on 10/29/17 at 9:00 pm to
I mean, it’s sad the board is used to how terrible your posts are. We are numb to it. Congrats on the friend.
Posted by Wolfhound45
Hanging with Chicken in Lurkistan
Member since Nov 2009
120000 posts
Posted on 10/29/17 at 9:06 pm to
quote:

Worst poster ever.
That is all that really needed to be said.
Posted by CorkSoaker
Member since Oct 2008
9784 posts
Posted on 10/29/17 at 9:08 pm to
After some tool asked me if I were married and I said yes, he handed me his business card and told me I shouldn't put all my eggs in one basket.
Posted by Christopher Columbo
Member since Jun 2015
2095 posts
Posted on 10/29/17 at 9:13 pm to
quote:

Good lord oweo gets shitted on a lot here


Posted by OWLFAN86
The OT has made me richer
Member since Jun 2004
175738 posts
Posted on 10/29/17 at 9:16 pm to
quote:

so many people are mean to you
these frickers gave been mean to me for 13 years


that crippled frick keeps calling me gay
Im not gay,,just very pretty
Posted by BananaHammock
Member since Aug 2011
13150 posts
Posted on 10/29/17 at 9:28 pm to
I’ll admit this even though it’s pathetic that I went there at my age (was with several younger guys):

After the Auburn game at Fred’s in Tigerland, a phaggot walked up to me from behind, reaching up under my arms and squeezed my chest, then slid his hands down and grabbed my penis.

Closest I’ve ever gotten to taking a swing at someone in a bar.
Posted by SeabrookTiger
Seabrook, TX
Member since Dec 2007
1001 posts
Posted on 10/29/17 at 9:29 pm to
I was led to believe if I closed my eyes it wouldn't feel any different
Posted by alpinetiger
Salt Lake City
Member since Apr 2017
5864 posts
Posted on 10/29/17 at 9:53 pm to
"I'm going to suck your dick until your balls are dry." - Drunk Lassie at a Tailgate

She failed.
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
89496 posts
Posted on 10/29/17 at 9:58 pm to
quote:

Like, who does that work on?




I've never picked up a dude, but it is my impression they are more susceptible to the direct approach. The sexual market has a fairly assymetrical distribution of power in favor of the fairer sex.
Posted by iluvdatiger
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jan 2004
42829 posts
Posted on 10/29/17 at 10:06 pm to
But for a girl, have you ever grabbed a random girl's butt and she went home with you?
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
47473 posts
Posted on 10/29/17 at 10:06 pm to
Send me this bitches' information. I'll go frick her since you're a Lil poon!
This post was edited on 10/29/17 at 10:07 pm
Posted by boosiebadazz
Member since Feb 2008
80196 posts
Posted on 10/29/17 at 10:07 pm to
I’ll suck your dick for 30 seconds if you let me take your motorized wheelchair for a spin for 30 minutes.

Is that what you’re looking for?
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
47473 posts
Posted on 10/29/17 at 10:08 pm to
quote:

Good lord oweo gets shitted on a lot here



I like him! He takes it well so it's become customary to shite on everything he posts regardless of quality.
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
120227 posts
Posted on 10/29/17 at 10:09 pm to
I slapped your butt at the florabama and you laughed
Posted by Riseupfromtherubble
You'll Never Walk Alone
Member since Jun 2011
38375 posts
Posted on 10/29/17 at 10:21 pm to
quote:

wanted me to come with him to one, for a specific reason (for those who will question me). 


quote:

What reason?


handicap parking
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
140462 posts
Posted on 10/29/17 at 10:23 pm to
When I’m bored I’ll sign into FB and poke all my old flings.

It’s probably a bad attempt but if you poke enough people, sometimes one will bite.
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
COINTELPRO Fan
Member since May 2012
55562 posts
Posted on 10/29/17 at 10:24 pm to
some short, fat, busted chick grabbed me around the waist when i was at the bar yesterday. then she tried to get me to try her beer. i don't drink out of stranger's cups.

to make it worse, she was like 15 years older than me.
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