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Posted on 10/30/17 at 11:43 am to OweO
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Worst Attempt Someone Made Hitting On You?
Let's change the title to worst attempt I have made hitting on a woman.
16 years old at a party. 3 Smirnoff ices in so I'm lit like a Christmas tree. Walk up to one of the class sloots and pull a quarter out of my pocket. My line was:
"Call it. Tails, you give me head. Heads, you give me tail."
No shite, I got a blowie that night. Albeit that was the 4th she had given out that night.
Still a victory.
Posted on 10/30/17 at 11:46 am to OweO
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Earlier today I was with a friend.
No way you have a friend!
Posted on 10/30/17 at 11:51 am to OweO
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Worst Attempt Someone Made Hitting On You?
While standing in line for a port-o-let at a game years back, a chick told me I had nice elbows and wanted to lick them...
This post was edited on 10/30/17 at 11:52 am
Posted on 10/30/17 at 11:57 am to OweO
Some guy told me that he was in American Beauty and Usual Suspects. Then, he tried to lay on top of me.
Posted on 10/30/17 at 11:58 am to Phil A Sheo
I had to ditch a fallover drunk, mildly fat girl at Mellow mushroom after an LSU FB game.
She followed me as I walked to my car from The Varsity to Mellow Mushroom where I finally acted like I was gonna grab a slice with her. I ghosted once she walked in and sat down.
I saw her make out with 4 other guys in The Varsity over the course of the game. No way I was touching that for multiple reasons...
She followed me as I walked to my car from The Varsity to Mellow Mushroom where I finally acted like I was gonna grab a slice with her. I ghosted once she walked in and sat down.
I saw her make out with 4 other guys in The Varsity over the course of the game. No way I was touching that for multiple reasons...
Posted on 10/30/17 at 12:06 pm to OweO
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he had to go a few places and wanted me to come with him to one, for a specific reason
The only reason anyone would ever ask you to ride along with them is to use you to park in the handicap spot
Posted on 10/30/17 at 1:16 pm to OweO
This one time this girl rear ended me and she kept saying how I shouldn't get the police involved and she'd make it worth my while. She kept touching my chest and stuff. There wasn't anything wrong with my car but it's against the law to not report an accident. When the cops came she got arrested haha
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