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re: Woman wedged upside down between boulders for seven hours trying to retrieve phone

Posted on 10/22/24 at 9:54 am to
Posted by Xignals
Pits of Hell
Member since Nov 2013
1596 posts
Posted on 10/22/24 at 9:54 am to
New content for Mr. Ballen.
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
18919 posts
Posted on 10/22/24 at 9:55 am to
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You think she goes back for a second try?


She'll bring a selfie stick next time so she can post to YouTube.
Posted by jaytothen
Member since Jan 2020
8225 posts
Posted on 10/22/24 at 10:08 am to
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Her phone, however, remains trapped between the rocks.


IPhone remains undefeated
Posted by Proximo
Member since Aug 2011
21885 posts
Posted on 10/22/24 at 10:16 am to
Very similar nutty putty

She’s lucky she didn’t die
Posted by Misnomer
Member since Apr 2020
3663 posts
Posted on 10/22/24 at 10:21 am to
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Did she have Life360?


If she was alone and unconscious it would have certainly made it easier to find her
Posted by Psych23
Member since Aug 2024
731 posts
Posted on 10/22/24 at 10:23 am to
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If she was alone and unconscious it would have certainly made it easier to find her


Only if someone was spying on her
Posted by morganwadefan
TN
Member since May 2023
1408 posts
Posted on 10/22/24 at 11:18 am to
And didn’t he call 911 but they couldn’t find him in the school parking lot?
Posted by bluedragon
Birmingham
Member since May 2020
8833 posts
Posted on 10/22/24 at 11:27 am to
Guaranteed yes ......
Posted by Bamafig
Member since Nov 2018
5677 posts
Posted on 10/22/24 at 11:27 am to
I would have died from claustrophobia within minutes. It’s a horrible condition.
Posted by TexasTiger08
Member since Oct 2006
28890 posts
Posted on 10/22/24 at 11:38 am to
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And didn’t he call 911 but they couldn’t find him in the school parking lot?


Yeah. The police audio reveals they did a half arse job of scouring the parking lot. Surprise surprise.
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
57763 posts
Posted on 10/22/24 at 11:39 am to
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How hard is it to wear pants or a shirt with pockets and put the damn thing in your pockets?
it’s difficult to find women’s clothing with proper pockets
Posted by cypresstiger
The South
Member since Aug 2008
13284 posts
Posted on 10/22/24 at 12:21 pm to
Now THAT's a wedgie!
Posted by GruntbyAssociation
Member since Jul 2013
8377 posts
Posted on 10/22/24 at 12:23 pm to
From the get go you would think it’s time to buy a new one .
Posted by blueridgeTiger
Granbury, TX
Member since Jun 2004
22000 posts
Posted on 10/22/24 at 12:28 pm to
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Probably someone’s “step sister”


"oh no step-brother! I'm trapped upside down with my legs spread between these giant boulders! "


I saw this last night on PornHub.
Posted by chalmetteowl
Chalmette
Member since Jan 2008
53391 posts
Posted on 10/22/24 at 12:32 pm to
Women will do anything for others to not have a look at their phone
Posted by southpawcock
Member since Oct 2015
16596 posts
Posted on 10/22/24 at 12:35 pm to
This could've easily been the outdoor equivalent of this story.

Iowa Man's Body Found 10 Years Later Behind Refrigerator at Supermarket

This post was edited on 10/22/24 at 12:37 pm
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
99837 posts
Posted on 10/22/24 at 12:56 pm to
Sounds like she was stuck between a rock and a hard place
Posted by Townedrunkard
Member since Jan 2019
13568 posts
Posted on 10/22/24 at 1:07 pm to
This will be the next ‘movie’ on brazzers
Posted by zippyputt
Member since Jul 2005
6761 posts
Posted on 10/22/24 at 1:37 pm to
Nightmare situation.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
72545 posts
Posted on 10/22/24 at 2:10 pm to
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it’s difficult to find women’s clothing with proper pockets
I got enough pockets for us both.

Seven hours in the crack. Well now.

I’ve spent that long over a weekend but I wasn’t looking for an iPhone.

More like her and my “OH” faces.

They ought to rename it “Timex”: Takes a licking and keeps on ticking.
This post was edited on 10/22/24 at 2:11 pm
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