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re: Woman sues Samsung for $1.8 million for phone stuck in vagina.

Posted on 9/30/18 at 12:48 am to
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
76148 posts
Posted on 9/30/18 at 12:48 am to
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1,1,1,1,recharge,1,1,1...
Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
39555 posts
Posted on 9/30/18 at 12:52 am to
What the frick. Earth please blow up. We fricking suck.

ETA : or just an asteroid land on scum Attorney Jim McAfee’s Head.
This post was edited on 9/30/18 at 12:54 am
Posted by The Quiet One
Former United States
Member since Oct 2013
12169 posts
Posted on 9/30/18 at 1:11 am to
BRB, gonna stick my dick in a gas pump. Gonna collect billions from oil industry.

I’ll be running this place by October.
Posted by CCTider
Member since Dec 2014
25239 posts
Posted on 9/30/18 at 1:37 am to
I'm surprised how many people think this is actually real.
Posted by Smeg
Member since Aug 2018
15892 posts
Posted on 9/30/18 at 2:37 am to
quote:

claims her medical bills at the University of New Mexico Hospital amount to $1,168,000


I could have definetly got that out of her for less than $1 million.
Posted by The Nino
Member since Jan 2010
21820 posts
Posted on 9/30/18 at 2:51 am to
quote:

What was her plan?
its a family plan
Posted by SoFla Tideroller
South Florida
Member since Apr 2010
41831 posts
Posted on 9/30/18 at 6:40 am to
Can you hear me now?
Posted by Fun Bunch
New Orleans
Member since May 2008
131675 posts
Posted on 9/30/18 at 6:50 am to
No lawyer would take this case ever. Dumb fake story.
Posted by Masterag
'Round Dallas
Member since Sep 2014
20260 posts
Posted on 9/30/18 at 6:53 am to
our entire justice system is a tucking joke. We are literally past the absurd at this point.
Posted by bamarep
Member since Nov 2013
52637 posts
Posted on 9/30/18 at 6:55 am to
IWHI
Posted by NoSaint
Member since Jun 2011
12799 posts
Posted on 9/30/18 at 7:00 am to
quote:

I'm surprised how many people think this is actually real.



So many people declaring how terrible the world is... so few realizing its their fault.
Posted by double d
Amarillo by morning
Member since Jun 2004
17210 posts
Posted on 9/30/18 at 7:06 am to
This should never get to court
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
63086 posts
Posted on 9/30/18 at 7:08 am to
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Briant said she first inserted the cell phone inside her vagina as a dare from one of her friends but quickly realized that the phone would not come out.


Probably did not mention she set it to vibrate so her friends could get her off remotely.
Posted by JinFL
Duuuval
Member since Oct 2004
4510 posts
Posted on 9/30/18 at 7:11 am to


Some of the stories are pretty funny.

Policeman brutally beat up by a kangaroo!

"A couple was transported to the hospital in a very awkward position last night after a man somehow got his head stuck in his wife’s vagina during a strange sexual game."
Posted by MSTiger33
Member since Oct 2007
21754 posts
Posted on 9/30/18 at 7:15 am to
The attorney should be disbarred
Posted by mallardhank
Atlanta
Member since Feb 2006
1340 posts
Posted on 9/30/18 at 7:18 am to
When they can push a ten pound baby thru one it’s hard to believe a damn cell phone wouldn’t fit
Posted by tigerpimpbot
Chairman of the Pool Board
Member since Nov 2011
69236 posts
Posted on 9/30/18 at 7:22 am to
Yeah, I'd be more inclined to award her millions if she stuck a cell phone up her arse. Samsung is stupid for not warning people about the dangers of sticking a phone up in oneself
Posted by lsufanva
sandston virginia
Member since Aug 2009
13694 posts
Posted on 9/30/18 at 7:50 am to
People that brung dumbass shite like this to court should be jailed. Its essentially fraud imo. The lawyers too
Posted by Signal Soldier
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8608 posts
Posted on 9/30/18 at 7:50 am to
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Posted by AUsteriskPride
Albuquerque, NM
Member since Feb 2011
18385 posts
Posted on 9/30/18 at 8:38 am to
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