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re: Woman sues Samsung for $1.8 million for phone stuck in vagina.

Posted on 9/30/18 at 8:49 am to
Posted by Legion of Doom
Old Metry
Member since Jan 2018
5774 posts
Posted on 9/30/18 at 8:49 am to
Guess she’s not very smart. I should write Samsung on my dick and dare her to insert it into her vagina.
Posted by 2geaux
Georgia
Member since Feb 2008
2769 posts
Posted on 9/30/18 at 9:15 am to
*For external use only. The Surgeon General has determined that inserting this product into body orifices may be detri(mental)to your health.*
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
93541 posts
Posted on 9/30/18 at 9:17 am to
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*For external use only. The Surgeon General has determined that inserting this product into body orifices may be detri(mental)to your health.*

wonder if she found the ghi spot?
Posted by ksayetiger
Centenary Gents
Member since Jul 2007
70469 posts
Posted on 9/30/18 at 9:48 am to
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this works I'm gonna shove my phone up my arse




HA!! Jokes on you I already did!
Posted by keakar
Member since Jan 2017
30152 posts
Posted on 9/30/18 at 10:01 am to
didnt anyone ever tell her, thats not how phone sex works
Posted by ruzil
WNC
Member since Feb 2012
18462 posts
Posted on 9/30/18 at 10:23 am to
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inserted the cell phone inside her vagina as a dare


We could only hope that her counsel took the case on a dare, too!

IDK what’s worse, the intellect of this bitch or the lawyer that actually filed this case.
Posted by CCTider
Member since Dec 2014
25239 posts
Posted on 9/30/18 at 11:29 am to
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IDK what’s worse, the intellect of this bitch or the lawyer that actually filed this case.


Probably the people who think this is a real news story.
Posted by I B Freeman
Member since Oct 2009
27843 posts
Posted on 9/30/18 at 11:32 am to
loser pay

(I can't believe they felt obligated to make a settlement offer and that Apple had to warn about mercury.)
Posted by 67Tiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2009
867 posts
Posted on 9/30/18 at 11:34 am to
A story CNN would report. Fake news.
Posted by DGauTigers
Behind this computer...
Member since Nov 2016
743 posts
Posted on 9/30/18 at 11:36 am to
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Probably the people who think this is a real news story.



People need to fact check. This is how peoe make themselves look ignorant.
Posted by 1BamaRTR
In Your Head Blvd
Member since Apr 2015
24878 posts
Posted on 9/30/18 at 11:40 am to

Posted by tigerpimpbot
Chairman of the Pool Board
Member since Nov 2011
69236 posts
Posted on 9/30/18 at 11:43 am to
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No lawyer would take this case ever.


No doubt it would be a hard case, but I think at least an investigation into it would be warranted, have her come into the office to examine the evidence.
Posted by 1BamaRTR
In Your Head Blvd
Member since Apr 2015
24878 posts
Posted on 9/30/18 at 11:46 am to
Posted by tigerpimpbot
Chairman of the Pool Board
Member since Nov 2011
69236 posts
Posted on 9/30/18 at 12:13 pm to
You looked it up on snopes
Posted by CarrolltonTiger
New Orleans
Member since Aug 2005
50291 posts
Posted on 9/30/18 at 12:18 pm to
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So, she wants a major corporation to tell her that it is wrong to shove their electronic products up her hoochy coochy?



If it is wrong they shouldn't give it a vibrator function. It is sort of obvious some broad is going to shove a vibrator up her snatch,

I doubt this is the first time it has happened to some one. She is just the first victim to find a pathetic enough lawyer to file a suit.
Posted by 1BamaRTR
In Your Head Blvd
Member since Apr 2015
24878 posts
Posted on 9/30/18 at 12:28 pm to
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The photograph included with the story does not show a woman named Salma Briant but rather Kiersten Pyke, who filed a lawsuit against actor Tom Sizemore alleging that he had molested her when she was 11 years old:


The World News Daily Report was the first and the only one to really pick up this “story”. This along with the disclaimer they have on the site:
quote:

World News Daily Report assumes all responsibility for the satirical nature of its articles and for the fictional nature of their content. All characters appearing iln the articles in this website - even those based on real people - are entirely fictional and any resemblance between them and any person, living, dead or undead, is purely a miracle.

and all the “news” they have published leads me to believe this story is completely fake.
This post was edited on 9/30/18 at 12:33 pm
Posted by memphis tiger
Memphis, TN
Member since Feb 2006
20720 posts
Posted on 9/30/18 at 12:30 pm to
That website sounds fake as shite.
Posted by ibldprplgld
Member since Feb 2008
27870 posts
Posted on 9/30/18 at 12:39 pm to
And this is why I don't touch other people's phones. Ever.
Posted by Tester1216
South Louisiana
Member since Jul 2018
22149 posts
Posted on 9/30/18 at 12:41 pm to
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And this is why I don't touch other people's phones. Ever


Lol I’m honestly the same way. I also don’t like ink pens or stair rails. I’m know I’m a big weirdo...I’ve made my peace with it.
Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
85508 posts
Posted on 9/30/18 at 12:52 pm to
Snopes is breaking down the hard facts for us
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