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Woman sues Samsung for $1.8 million for phone stuck in vagina.

Posted on 9/30/18 at 12:23 am
Posted by HubbaBubba
North of DFW, TX
Member since Oct 2010
52633 posts
Posted on 9/30/18 at 12:23 am
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Salma Briant, 39, claims her medical bills at the University of New Mexico Hospital amount to $1,168,000 and that she has suffered from severe psychological distress because of the whole ordeal.

Briant said she first inserted the cell phone inside her vagina as a dare from one of her friends but quickly realized that the phone would not come out.

Her attorney says Samsung is at fault for not warning people of the dangers of inserting their products into their bodies.
Posted by Wheaux
San Diego
Member since Jul 2018
1748 posts
Posted on 9/30/18 at 12:25 am to
frick this gay earth.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
76148 posts
Posted on 9/30/18 at 12:27 am to
“I’ll hang up and I’ll moisten.”
Posted by BurningHeart
Member since Jan 2017
10131 posts
Posted on 9/30/18 at 12:27 am to
quote:

Briant said she first inserted the cell phone inside her vagina as a dare





Where were these truth or dares when I participated???
This post was edited on 9/30/18 at 12:30 am
Posted by rt3
now in the piney woods of Pineville
Member since Apr 2011
148006 posts
Posted on 9/30/18 at 12:28 am to
quote:

Woman sues Samsung for $1.8 million for phone stuck in vagina.

and here is the exact reason why there are some of the absolute dumbest warning labels on products nowaday

things regular people already know not to do... there are other dumbasses who believe it's a great idea to try... and for some reason the company is liable for their dumbassery
Posted by terd ferguson
Darren Wilson Fan Club President
Member since Aug 2007
114938 posts
Posted on 9/30/18 at 12:28 am to
If this works I'm gonna shove my phone up my arse
Posted by rsbd
banks of the Mississippi
Member since Jan 2007
23471 posts
Posted on 9/30/18 at 12:28 am to
Phone sex huh. She is a freak
Posted by HubbaBubba
North of DFW, TX
Member since Oct 2010
52633 posts
Posted on 9/30/18 at 12:29 am to
Didn't she have ObamaCare?
Posted by TheFonz
Somewhere in Louisiana
Member since Jul 2016
23545 posts
Posted on 9/30/18 at 12:29 am to
What was her plan? Have it on vibrate and keep calling it?
Posted by PhifeDogg
Member since Mar 2006
6320 posts
Posted on 9/30/18 at 12:30 am to
1.8 mil? Anybody want to help me get an iPhone up my arse?
Posted by rt3
now in the piney woods of Pineville
Member since Apr 2011
148006 posts
Posted on 9/30/18 at 12:31 am to
quote:

What was her plan?

I assume copious amount of alcohol was involved and there was no actual "plan"
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
132620 posts
Posted on 9/30/18 at 12:31 am to
Hopefully samsung wins and forces this dumb count and her lawyer to pay all court costs
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
66991 posts
Posted on 9/30/18 at 12:32 am to
Somebody daring you to do something is essentially telling you that it is wrong, but they just want to see if you'll do it.

So, she wants a major corporation to tell her that it is wrong to shove their electronic products up her hoochy coochy?

Makes sense.
Posted by Wheaux
San Diego
Member since Jul 2018
1748 posts
Posted on 9/30/18 at 12:33 am to
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 Anybody want to help me get an iPhone up my arse?
Maybe you should wait to see how this plays out and if she is actually awarded any money.

Unless you just want a phone up your arse?
Posted by BurningHeart
Member since Jan 2017
10131 posts
Posted on 9/30/18 at 12:35 am to
How could you have not posted the picture and caption that went along with the story??

This is grade A wank off material...


quote:

“I wanted to see how it would feel to put my cell phone on vibration mode inside of me, just for fun





This post was edited on 9/30/18 at 12:36 am
Posted by ellishughtiger
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Member since Jul 2004
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Posted on 9/30/18 at 12:35 am to
People from Florida and New Mexico are embarrassments to the US.
Posted by HubbaBubba
North of DFW, TX
Member since Oct 2010
52633 posts
Posted on 9/30/18 at 12:37 am to
When I purchased my boat I removed at least 10 attorney stickers.
Posted by supatigah
CEO of the Keith Hernandez Fan Club
Member since Mar 2004
90296 posts
Posted on 9/30/18 at 12:40 am to
Did she accidentally fall on it?
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
42894 posts
Posted on 9/30/18 at 12:40 am to
She was trying to send a snatchchat






I downvoted myself
Posted by Dorothy
Munchkinland
Member since Oct 2008
18154 posts
Posted on 9/30/18 at 12:48 am to
Source is World News Daily Report, so you know it’s BS.

Check out some of their other stories, like the red-headed kid suing his parents because he was born ginger or the Siamese twins fighting over who gets to masturbate.
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