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re: Woman sues Samsung for $1.8 million for phone stuck in vagina.

Posted on 9/30/18 at 12:55 pm to
Posted by northLAgoomba
Grand Cane, LA
Member since Nov 2009
3979 posts
Posted on 9/30/18 at 12:55 pm to
As an attorney, let me say that the attorney should be sanctioned for filing a frivolous lawsuit.
Posted by PiscesTiger
Concrete, WA
Member since Feb 2004
53696 posts
Posted on 9/30/18 at 1:12 pm to
Sometimes it is just time to take that dog out back and shoot it.
Posted by inmybasement
Texas
Member since Mar 2018
316 posts
Posted on 9/30/18 at 1:15 pm to
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SNOPES says it’s false


Snopes = Liberal Masturbation Material





If you believe anything these two liberal d-bags say...
Posted by ruzil
WNC
Member since Feb 2012
18462 posts
Posted on 9/30/18 at 9:36 pm to
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IDK what’s worse, the intellect of this bitch or the lawyer that actually filed this case. Probably the people who think this is a real news story.


Or the people that don’t have their sarcasm detectors on.........
Posted by HeyHeyHogsAllTheWay
Member since Feb 2017
12458 posts
Posted on 9/30/18 at 9:42 pm to
quote:

ngs regular people already know not to do... there are other dumbasses who believe it's a great idea to try... and for some reason the company is liable for their dumbassery


Correct, like the drug commercials where dumb asses are warned not to take a drug if they are allergic to it.
Posted by duggieblue
GA
Member since Feb 2010
4366 posts
Posted on 9/30/18 at 9:47 pm to
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I'm surprised how many people think this is actually real.



I'm not unfortunately...for many buffoons the net is life and truth.
Posted by CP3LSU25
Louisiana
Member since Feb 2009
52570 posts
Posted on 9/30/18 at 9:47 pm to
lawyers
Posted by HeyHeyHogsAllTheWay
Member since Feb 2017
12458 posts
Posted on 9/30/18 at 9:51 pm to
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I'm not unfortunately...for many buffoons the net is life and truth.



I mean when an old lady sues McDonalds over coffee she spilled on herself and wins, and people are calling 911 when McDonalds runs out of chicken nuggets, it's not that big a leap to think something like this is real.

Posted by Kjun Tiger
Member since Dec 2014
2147 posts
Posted on 9/30/18 at 10:36 pm to
Four pages and no "Her nudes are on reddit"?
Posted by 1BamaRTR
In Your Head Blvd
Member since Apr 2015
24878 posts
Posted on 9/30/18 at 10:39 pm to
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I mean when an old lady sues McDonalds over coffee she spilled on herself and wins,

The coffee was so hot it melted her skin off
Posted by 1BamaRTR
In Your Head Blvd
Member since Apr 2015
24878 posts
Posted on 9/30/18 at 10:42 pm to
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If you believe anything these two liberal d-bags say...

How about you look what they have to say before dismissing them? They showed the actual article where the picture of the lawyer and woman was from. And they quoted the disclaimer literally listed on the site saying it was a satirical web site.
Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
85508 posts
Posted on 9/30/18 at 11:05 pm to
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mean when an old lady sues McDonalds over coffee she spilled on herself and wins,


I don’t know how many goddamn times you people have to be told this, but the coffee was so hot it destroyed her skin. It was excessively hot. Dangerously hot, and McDonald’s knew it. There are enough outrageous court cases in the world that you can let go of this one.

And also, as mentioned a dozen times already, this story is not real.
Posted by bhtigerfan
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2008
33618 posts
Posted on 9/30/18 at 11:08 pm to
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Her attorney says Samsung is at fault for not warning people of the dangers of inserting their products into their bodies.
This attorney should be hung by their neck in front of the courthouse.
Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
85508 posts
Posted on 10/1/18 at 2:29 am to
Yes let’s hang this attorney bc you’re too stupid to realize this is a fake article
Posted by cajunangelle
Member since Oct 2012
171081 posts
Posted on 10/1/18 at 5:43 am to
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“I wanted to see how it would feel to put my cell phone on vibration mode inside of me, just for fun, but it soon turned out to be a nightmare,” she told judge Andrew Peterson in tears.
FFS.

unholy hell she is most likely getting a payout

quote:

A Samsung spokesman said they would not comment on this case at this moment but explained that an out-of-court settlement was still an option on the table.

Apple faced a similar lawsuit in 2014 after a man had attempted to swallow fourteen iPhones and ended up in the emergency room for mercury poisoning.

Apple was eventually forced to legally specify that their products were not fit for human consumption and the man was conceded an undisclosed amount of money.


@ other articles at a site only hubba bubba could find

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MG | September 29, 2018 at 3:37 am | Reply

This bitch should have died. These are the types which are a global waste to the human species

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Posted by cajunangelle
Member since Oct 2012
171081 posts
Posted on 10/1/18 at 5:52 am to
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I mean when an old lady sues McDonalds over coffee she spilled on herself and wins,


The coffee was so hot it melted her skin off
This is correct. I used to make fun of this hot coffee story until a lawyer RN I knew told me it had merit.
Posted by chinhoyang
Member since Jun 2011
26227 posts
Posted on 10/1/18 at 6:26 am to
And posters still post responses as if it is real even after a number of posters point out its falsity.
Posted by Tempratt
Member since Oct 2013
15307 posts
Posted on 10/1/18 at 6:33 am to
Must have been on vibrate mode.

And the fact that she was able to get it in at all is indicative of her having a cavernous count.
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