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Posted on 4/23/22 at 2:38 pm to
Posted by Open Your Eyes
Member since Nov 2012
10586 posts
Posted on 4/23/22 at 2:38 pm to
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I feel bad.

You shouldn’t feel bad for being stupid.

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I should sent you rent money for all the space I’m occupying in your head.

Maybe you’d be better at that than you are at being a small government conservative. Or a head of household according to this thread.
Posted by LSUFanHouston
NOLA
Member since Jul 2009
41062 posts
Posted on 4/23/22 at 2:38 pm to
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neither have tattoos, enjoy your whiskey.


Wife has a college era tramp stamp

No tats on daughter, no pit bulls, no live ins
Posted by Shepherd
Member since Nov 2009
3089 posts
Posted on 4/23/22 at 2:39 pm to
Quite the contrary. Keep laughing.
Posted by Allister Fiend
Member since Jan 2016
1070 posts
Posted on 4/23/22 at 2:39 pm to
I have a 13 year old who thinks he is a grown man on occasion. Fortunately for him after a few hours he realizes he has f’ed up.
Posted by LSUFanHouston
NOLA
Member since Jul 2009
41062 posts
Posted on 4/23/22 at 2:40 pm to
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Maybe you’d be better at that than you are at being a small government conservative. Or a head of household according to this thread.


You have a weird obsession with me.

Are you an Aggie fan?
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
71143 posts
Posted on 4/23/22 at 2:41 pm to
I seriously couldn't imagine not being able to maintain guard rails and shut things down in my own house when they get beyond my tolerance.

How exactly do you look at your own dick and balls without either laughing or crying?
Posted by Weekend Warrior79
Member since Aug 2014
21737 posts
Posted on 4/23/22 at 2:42 pm to
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Wife and 14 yr old daughter

Telling them to calm down should do the trick. Just tell them it’s a gentle reminder in case they didn’t already consider it
Posted by Oilfieldbiology
Member since Nov 2016
42290 posts
Posted on 4/23/22 at 2:42 pm to
It doesn’t matter who’s right, unless it’s an absolutely retarded and pointless stance by your wife, you take her side.

Argue and debate her once the daughter isn’t around but you need to be together with your wife on this one.
Posted by GetBackToWork
Member since Dec 2007
6578 posts
Posted on 4/23/22 at 2:43 pm to
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Wife has a college era tramp stamp



Warn the daughter. Once wife starts drinking, someone’s getting bruised.
Posted by Horsemeat
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Member since Dec 2014
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Posted on 4/23/22 at 2:43 pm to
Tell them to calm down.

That always works well when dealing with women.
Posted by Open Your Eyes
Member since Nov 2012
10586 posts
Posted on 4/23/22 at 2:44 pm to
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You have a weird obsession with me.

You have a weird obsession with demonstrating your stupidity and failures on this message board.

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Are you an Aggie fan?

Is being funny another thing you’re going to fail at?
Posted by MBclass83
Member since Oct 2010
10263 posts
Posted on 4/23/22 at 2:44 pm to
Take your daughter out of the house for awhile and let wife calm down alone. I've been there. The next 7 years will be tough.
Posted by elprez00
Hammond, LA
Member since Sep 2011
31554 posts
Posted on 4/23/22 at 2:45 pm to
This scenario right here is why I will be buying a boat in the next three years.

As soon as my daughter hits teenager years, my son and I will be doing lots of pop up fishing trips.
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
299716 posts
Posted on 4/23/22 at 2:45 pm to
Sounds like they don't have any respect for you.
Posted by Sus-Scrofa
Member since Feb 2013
11067 posts
Posted on 4/23/22 at 2:45 pm to
If you have no shame, go outside and start cleaning the gutters or something and then fake like you fell off the ladder and hurt your back or ankle.

They’ll take care of you out of concern. Then when they figure out you’re full of shite, they’ll team up and turn their wrath on you. Problem solved.

Posted by LSUFanHouston
NOLA
Member since Jul 2009
41062 posts
Posted on 4/23/22 at 2:46 pm to
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Is being funny another thing you’re going to fail at?


Troll, do you prefer the pink troll hair or the green troll hair?
Posted by alphaandomega
Tuscaloosa-Here to Serve
Member since Aug 2012
17136 posts
Posted on 4/23/22 at 2:47 pm to
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Other than whiskey (for me), any suggestions?


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While their screaming at each other, get in the middle and tell them both that they need to calm down.



Get in the middle and ask them if they are on their period.

That always works in my household.

Posted by tonydtigr
Beautiful Downtown Glenn Springs,Tx
Member since Nov 2011
6709 posts
Posted on 4/23/22 at 2:47 pm to
Piss balloons at 20 paces.
Posted by Open Your Eyes
Member since Nov 2012
10586 posts
Posted on 4/23/22 at 2:49 pm to
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Troll, do you prefer the pink troll hair or the green troll hair?

Did you or your wife select your daughter’s “birth category”?

Or did yall let her do it?
Posted by LSUFanHouston
NOLA
Member since Jul 2009
41062 posts
Posted on 4/23/22 at 2:51 pm to
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Did you or your wife select your daughter’s “birth category”?


You can’t select your own gender, idiot
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