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Why? Strongman John Stephenson pulls car with his penis while body is on fire
Posted on 5/13/26 at 12:38 pm
Posted on 5/13/26 at 12:38 pm
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Painter and decorator John, of Spalding, Lincolnshire, stated: "I've pulled a car with my testicles before and I've pulled a car on fire - so I thought why not combine the both, but this time do it with my penis.
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John Stephenson, 50, dragged a two-ton French police car 40 meters (131ft) along a residential street using his manhood after being set alight. He accomplished the extraordinary stunt in Halifax, West Yorkshire, on Thursday as bewildered local residents looked on.
https://www.examinerlive.co.uk/news/west-yorkshire-news/strongman-john-stephenson-pulls-car-33885331
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Employing a tow rope fastened to his penis, John managed to haul the Renault Clio RS along the road where ITV drama Ackley Bridge was shot. And despite acknowledging it hurt "quite a bit", the father-of-three confirmed "everything was still in tact."
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The martial arts specialist and former bare knuckle fighter has previously made headlines for dragging a vehicle using his testicles and towing a car while his head was engulfed in flames. Therefore, he chose to merge both stunts to highlight men's mental health concerns - and believes he is the sole person worldwide to have accomplished such a remarkable achievement.
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Posted on 5/13/26 at 12:42 pm to Shexter
quote:It feels like mine just hid inside my body.
pulls car with his penis
Posted on 5/13/26 at 12:47 pm to Shexter
Gotta put in the work to get those extra inches
Posted on 5/13/26 at 12:48 pm to Shexter
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Therefore, he chose to merge both stunts to highlight men's mental health concerns -
Well... that oughta fuggin do it, all right.
Posted on 5/13/26 at 12:48 pm to Shexter
Posted on 5/13/26 at 12:50 pm to Shexter
I feel like this is a thread I would've been ok with just reading and no pics.
Posted on 5/13/26 at 12:51 pm to Shexter
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I've pulled a car with my testicles before
Who even thinks of doing this shite?
Posted on 5/13/26 at 12:56 pm to Shexter
Brian Shaw and Big Z never stooped to such low.
Mitchell Hooper probably would.
Mitchell Hooper probably would.
This post was edited on 5/13/26 at 12:57 pm
Posted on 5/13/26 at 1:00 pm to TigerBR1111
He looks like he’s probably had a few cars break down on him and nobody to help tow him. Gotta get creative.
Posted on 5/13/26 at 1:04 pm to Shexter
I don’t think I could pull a Hot Wheels car.
Posted on 5/13/26 at 1:08 pm to LSUtoBOOT
Richard Pryor when he set himself on fire : " I was praying, please Lord, don't burn my dick."
Posted on 5/13/26 at 1:20 pm to Shexter
Posted on 5/13/26 at 1:40 pm to Shexter
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Strongman John Stephenson pulls car with his penis while body is on fire
Posted on 5/13/26 at 1:48 pm to 9Fiddy
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Gotta put in the work to get those extra inches
You think that actually works?
Asking for a friend
Posted on 5/13/26 at 1:49 pm to Shexter
Dude might have the strongest dick game in the world
Respek
Respek
Posted on 5/13/26 at 1:52 pm to Shexter
Why not?
Posted on 5/13/26 at 2:05 pm to Loup
Nissan Altimas must give extra resistance.
Posted on 5/13/26 at 2:09 pm to Shexter
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dragging a vehicle using his testicles and towing a car while his head was engulfed in flames
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mental health concerns
checks out
Posted on 5/13/26 at 2:11 pm to Shexter
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That one zip tie appears to be unnecessary, except for a little showmanship.
Posted on 5/13/26 at 3:41 pm to Shexter
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I've pulled a car with my testicles before
If this was high on dude’s ‘to do’ list, makes one wonder what was lower priority on the list…
2. Take Psyc meds
3. Reminder: Rabies vax before eating bat
4. Fill jar with formaldehyde for testicles
5. Refill sniffing-paint can
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