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Moarbenchespeaze
Member since Mar 2019
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Who wins, The Equalizer or John Wick?
I'll take The Equalizer.

But damn it is hard to decide.

Denzel seems better equipped with knives and useless tools while being able to calculate time it takes to clear a scene while Wick seems ultra adept at using a handgun in tight quarters.

I'd take Equalizer mainly because the US Government doesn't spend millions on a killer unless he is damn near perfect, likely trained since childhood after being kidnapped as children or through foster system.

And we know these no name individuals exist.



athenslife101
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re: Who wins, The Equalizer or John Wick?

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Ripley
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re: Who wins, The Equalizer or John Wick?

Keanu would kill him with kindness. What a gentleman that guy is.


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SlapahoeTribe
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Member since Jul 2012
8662 posts

re: Who wins, The Equalizer or John Wick?
John Wick and it's not even close. Wick is comic book-esque and was written to be way larger than life with body counts in the hundreds.




And you’re going to be told this is the wrong board.


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MississippiLSUfan
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re: Who wins, The Equalizer or John Wick?
Neither. Both are pussies. The correct answer is Dirty Harry.


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Shepherd
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re: Who wins, The Equalizer or John Wick?


elprez00
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re: Who wins, The Equalizer or John Wick?
quote:

Denzel seems better equipped with knives and useless tools

Um, have you forgotten about the Pencil?


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Bamboozles
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Member since Jul 2008
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re: Who wins, The Equalizer or John Wick?
This is like asking if you want an OT 10 or IRL 10

Obviously both, no brainer


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NPComb
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Member since Jan 2019
2455 posts

re: Who wins, The Equalizer or John Wick?
Element of surprise Equalizer

You want to throw down in the hottest nightclub in Manhattan? Wick


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texag7
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Wtodd
Missouri Fan
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Member since Oct 2013
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re: Who wins, The Equalizer or John Wick?
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The Equalizer.

Bc that other fricker can't act worth a shit


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Al R Bammer
Member since Jan 2019
61 posts

re: Who wins, The Equalizer or John Wick?
Old Equalizer or new? The '80's guy was a bad arse!


Mr Clean
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re: Who wins, The Equalizer or John Wick?
Definitely the old guy


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Capital Cajun
USA Fan
Over Yonder
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re: Who wins, The Equalizer or John Wick?
Neither, Robert McCall, the original equalizer would wreck those fools.


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WPBTiger
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NfamousPanda
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re: Who wins, The Equalizer or John Wick?
Equalizer would have two to the head and one to the chest before he even saw Wick coming. Equalizer doesnt stand a chance


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tigerpimpbot
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Member since Nov 2011
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re: Who wins, The Equalizer or John Wick?
Easily John Wick


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dnm3305
LSU Fan
Member since Feb 2009
12416 posts

re: Who wins, The Equalizer or John Wick?
John Wick. Knows how to properly rack the slide on a pistol, doesn't have magic 87 rd magazines and can exchange quickly when his normal 15-17 rd mag is depleted, impeccable trigger discipline, knows how to run long guns, great with a pencil. All great qualities to have when it's time for some killin'.


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Obtuse1
Wofford Fan
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Member since Sep 2016
5215 posts

re: Who wins, The Equalizer or John Wick?
If I can convince John the people I want dead kill dogs there will be no end to his wrath.


saintsfan1977
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re: Who wins, The Equalizer or John Wick?
You ever watch a movie where there is a slasher villain or monster? And in the group there is 1 black guy? Everyone knows he is the first go. Thats what it would be like. Wick steps in and Denzel goes flop.


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