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Who wins, The Equalizer or John Wick?
Posted on 3/11/19 at 3:20 am
Posted on 3/11/19 at 3:20 am
I'll take The Equalizer.
But damn it is hard to decide.
Denzel seems better equipped with knives and useless tools while being able to calculate time it takes to clear a scene while Wick seems ultra adept at using a handgun in tight quarters.
I'd take Equalizer mainly because the US Government doesn't spend millions on a killer unless he is damn near perfect, likely trained since childhood after being kidnapped as children or through foster system.
And we know these no name individuals exist.
But damn it is hard to decide.
Denzel seems better equipped with knives and useless tools while being able to calculate time it takes to clear a scene while Wick seems ultra adept at using a handgun in tight quarters.
I'd take Equalizer mainly because the US Government doesn't spend millions on a killer unless he is damn near perfect, likely trained since childhood after being kidnapped as children or through foster system.
And we know these no name individuals exist.
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Posted on 3/11/19 at 3:31 am to Moarbenchespeaze
This post was edited on 3/11/19 at 3:32 am
Posted on 3/11/19 at 3:35 am to Moarbenchespeaze
Keanu would kill him with kindness. What a gentleman that guy is.
Posted on 3/11/19 at 3:35 am to Moarbenchespeaze
John Wick and it's not even close. Wick is comic book-esque and was written to be way larger than life with body counts in the hundreds.
And you’re going to be told this is the wrong board.
And you’re going to be told this is the wrong board.
Posted on 3/11/19 at 3:37 am to Moarbenchespeaze
Neither. Both are pussies. The correct answer is Dirty Harry.
Posted on 3/11/19 at 5:09 am to Moarbenchespeaze
Posted on 3/11/19 at 5:33 am to Moarbenchespeaze
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Denzel seems better equipped with knives and useless tools
Um, have you forgotten about the Pencil?
Posted on 3/11/19 at 5:39 am to Moarbenchespeaze
This is like asking if you want an OT 10 or IRL 10
Obviously both, no brainer
Obviously both, no brainer
Posted on 3/11/19 at 5:51 am to Moarbenchespeaze
Element of surprise Equalizer
You want to throw down in the hottest nightclub in Manhattan? Wick
You want to throw down in the hottest nightclub in Manhattan? Wick
Posted on 3/11/19 at 5:55 am to Moarbenchespeaze
Posted on 3/11/19 at 6:02 am to Moarbenchespeaze
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The Equalizer.
Bc that other fricker can't act worth a shite
Posted on 3/11/19 at 6:03 am to Moarbenchespeaze
Old Equalizer or new? The '80's guy was a bad arse!
Posted on 3/11/19 at 6:44 am to Al R Bammer
Definitely the old guy
Posted on 3/11/19 at 6:47 am to Moarbenchespeaze
Neither, Robert McCall, the original equalizer would wreck those fools.
Posted on 3/11/19 at 7:00 am to Shepherd
Posted on 3/11/19 at 7:25 am to WPBTiger
Equalizer would have two to the head and one to the chest before he even saw Wick coming. Equalizer doesnt stand a chance
Posted on 3/11/19 at 7:34 am to Moarbenchespeaze
Easily John Wick
Posted on 3/11/19 at 7:51 am to Moarbenchespeaze
John Wick. Knows how to properly rack the slide on a pistol, doesn't have magic 87 rd magazines and can exchange quickly when his normal 15-17 rd mag is depleted, impeccable trigger discipline, knows how to run long guns, great with a pencil. All great qualities to have when it's time for some killin'.
Posted on 3/11/19 at 8:07 am to Moarbenchespeaze
If I can convince John the people I want dead kill dogs there will be no end to his wrath.
Posted on 3/11/19 at 9:01 am to Moarbenchespeaze
You ever watch a movie where there is a slasher villain or monster? And in the group there is 1 black guy? Everyone knows he is the first go. Thats what it would be like. Wick steps in and Denzel goes flop.
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