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Who do you marry when you are 5'6"?

Posted on 8/25/26 at 5:28 pm
Posted by DarthRebel
Tier Five is Alive
Member since Feb 2013
26144 posts
Posted on 8/25/26 at 5:28 pm
A 6'3" woman





Congrats to NCAA champion Lucas Byrd

Posted by dallastiger55
Jennings, LA
Member since Jan 2010
35118 posts
Posted on 8/25/26 at 5:29 pm to
must be hung like a horse or she wont even feel it
Posted by idlewatcher
Planet Arium
Member since Jan 2012
98824 posts
Posted on 8/25/26 at 5:29 pm to
No hate here. They seem happy….









until she rolls over in bed and suffocates him with her back.
Posted by Mingo Was His NameO
Brooklyn
Member since Mar 2016
37565 posts
Posted on 8/25/26 at 5:30 pm to
Please take my photo down. Thnx
Posted by PhilipMarlowe
Member since Mar 2013
22086 posts
Posted on 8/25/26 at 5:31 pm to
I’d watch that video.
Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
64716 posts
Posted on 8/25/26 at 5:31 pm to
quote:

must be hung like a horse or she wont even feel it


She doesnt need to feel it, he just needs to shoot it in and start cranking out football stars.
Posted by forkedintheroad
Member since Feb 2025
2728 posts
Posted on 8/25/26 at 5:32 pm to
quote:

must be hung like a horse or she wont even feel it


This relationship makes excellent use of all fingers, guaranteed.
Posted by TheOcean
#honeyfriedchicken
Member since Aug 2004
46730 posts
Posted on 8/25/26 at 5:33 pm to
Thats a big bitch

Mingo has some hope
Posted by DarthRebel
Tier Five is Alive
Member since Feb 2013
26144 posts
Posted on 8/25/26 at 5:33 pm to
quote:

must be hung like a horse or she wont even feel it


You are making an assumption on who is doing the pushing
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
Premium Member
Member since Jan 2005
82471 posts
Posted on 8/25/26 at 5:34 pm to
Props to him for successfully climbing the tree.

If she's that tall it isn't a bad idea to shoot your shot. The pool of taller men is very small and most guys won't approach her.
Posted by glassman
Next to the beer taps at Finn's
Member since Oct 2008
118616 posts
Posted on 8/25/26 at 5:40 pm to
Go shawtie. Good for them.
Posted by TheArrogantCorndog
Highland Rd
Member since Sep 2009
16043 posts
Posted on 8/25/26 at 5:41 pm to
When you got money, you can buy a ladder
Posted by Epic Cajun
Lafayette, LA
Member since Feb 2013
37487 posts
Posted on 8/25/26 at 5:42 pm to
A 5’0” woman in my case
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
103929 posts
Posted on 8/25/26 at 5:44 pm to
Guarantee she pegs him
Posted by cbree88
South Louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
10857 posts
Posted on 8/25/26 at 5:45 pm to
If she farts in bed she’ll blow him over the side of it.
Posted by faraway
Member since Nov 2022
4238 posts
Posted on 8/25/26 at 5:51 pm to
quote:

must be hung like a horse or she wont even feel it
neither will he
Posted by jbgleason
Bailed out of BTR to God's Country
Member since Mar 2012
20416 posts
Posted on 8/25/26 at 5:51 pm to
One of my buddies is a little tiny Cajun Baw. I’ll be darned if he didn’t manage to find an even smaller little Italian gal. She’s practically an Elf. They are awesome together. I call them my Little Friends.

When I introduce them to new people I do my best Tony Montana - Say hello to my little friends! He laughs every time. I just hope he isn’t secretly waiting to stab me in the neck.
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
76172 posts
Posted on 8/25/26 at 5:51 pm to
Posted by Major Dutch Schaefer
Location: Classified
Member since Nov 2011
39803 posts
Posted on 8/25/26 at 5:54 pm to




This post was edited on 8/25/26 at 5:55 pm
Posted by BabyTac
Austin, TX
Member since Jun 2008
17197 posts
Posted on 8/25/26 at 5:56 pm to
Don’t marry, invent something or become rich early in life. Only way you’ll ever get anything more than an OT4 is to become overly wealthy.

Or just marry a chick from a different country that respects a good career man and isn’t spoiled rotten by her millineal parents.
This post was edited on 8/25/26 at 5:58 pm
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