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re: Who do you marry when you are 5'6"?
Posted on 8/26/26 at 6:59 am to DarthRebel
Posted on 8/26/26 at 6:59 am to DarthRebel
Have a buddy that did the exact same thing, he was tiny 5'6ish and married a 6'3ish girl who played basketball at KY. His son was 5'10 and daughter 5'9...fixed the genes in one generation.
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Posted on 8/26/26 at 7:02 am to DarthRebel
Damn, that squirt better tie a 2 x 4 across his arse to keep him from falling in.
Posted on 8/26/26 at 7:38 am to The Torch
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that squirt better tie a 2 x 4 across his arse to keep him from falling in.
That squirt would probably beat your arse.
D1 wrestlers are nothing to frick with... Especially national champions...
This post was edited on 8/26/26 at 7:41 am
Posted on 8/26/26 at 7:43 am to Hangover Haven
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That squirt would probably beat your arse.
He has a rolled up sock in his crotch so his hog looks normal sized, IRL it would fall under the micro penis catagory.
Posted on 8/26/26 at 7:45 am to The Torch
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IRL it would fall under the micro penis catagory.
nah bro it ain't small, it's proportional. that's what I tell myself.
Posted on 8/26/26 at 7:50 am to DarthRebel
He's a wrassler.
Lucas Byrd is the 2025 NCAA Division I Wrestling Champion at 133 pounds, representing the University of Illinois. In the championship final, he defeated Iowa’s Drake Ayala with a score of 3-2 in tiebreakers, marking Illinois’ first national title at that weight class and their first individual championship since 2016.
Byrd is a four-time NCAA All-American with a career record of 119-21. After his 2025 title, he returned for a seventh season in 2025-26, placing eighth at the NCAA Championships and earning his fourth All-American honor. Following his collegiate career, he joined the University of Pennsylvania wrestling staff as an assistant coach.
He gained significant viral attention for his relationship with Ellie Holzman, a former 6-foot-2 volleyball player at Illinois, contrasting with Byrd’s 5-foot-6 stature. The couple married in August 2026, with their wedding photos and social media presence drawing widespread internet engagement.
Lucas Byrd is the 2025 NCAA Division I Wrestling Champion at 133 pounds, representing the University of Illinois. In the championship final, he defeated Iowa’s Drake Ayala with a score of 3-2 in tiebreakers, marking Illinois’ first national title at that weight class and their first individual championship since 2016.
Byrd is a four-time NCAA All-American with a career record of 119-21. After his 2025 title, he returned for a seventh season in 2025-26, placing eighth at the NCAA Championships and earning his fourth All-American honor. Following his collegiate career, he joined the University of Pennsylvania wrestling staff as an assistant coach.
He gained significant viral attention for his relationship with Ellie Holzman, a former 6-foot-2 volleyball player at Illinois, contrasting with Byrd’s 5-foot-6 stature. The couple married in August 2026, with their wedding photos and social media presence drawing widespread internet engagement.
Posted on 8/26/26 at 7:52 am to Hangover Haven
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That squirt would probably beat your arse. D1 wrestlers are nothing to frick with... Especially national champions...
Isn’t any “probably” about it. I grew up around these deranged fricks that wrassle. I have a friend who was large class state champ in Iowa, quit in college, 145lb weight class. At age 30 I watched him take down a starting NFL guard at a bachelor party on a bet and tapped him out—in about 90 seconds.
First rule of growing up in wrasslin country: do not fight with wrasslers. Ever. Just ask the OU football moron.
https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=879524622848347&vanity=LegLockAssassins&http_ref=eyJ0cyI6MTc4Nzc0ODg4NjAwMCwiciI6Imh0dHBzOlwvXC93d3cuZ29vZ2xlLmNvbVwvIn0%3D
This post was edited on 8/26/26 at 8:06 am
Posted on 8/26/26 at 8:04 am to DarthRebel
He's got those big ole wrestling ears to hold onto, he doesn't have to be hung if he's a cunning linguist
Hey, it worked for Long Duk Dong
Hey, it worked for Long Duk Dong
This post was edited on 8/26/26 at 8:06 am
Posted on 8/26/26 at 8:30 am to DarthRebel
Dude may just successfully changed the trajectory of his lineage's DNA forever. Very real chance they have a son that is taller than he is by middle school. 
Posted on 8/26/26 at 10:28 pm to F1y0n7h3W4LL
She seems lovely
Great to see
Great to see
Posted on 8/26/26 at 10:54 pm to DarthRebel
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Best thing about being short and having a tall girlfriend, no having to get on your knees to eat cherry pie.
This post was edited on 8/26/26 at 11:22 pm
Posted on 8/26/26 at 11:10 pm to F1y0n7h3W4LL
That's a crazy picture
Posted on 8/27/26 at 7:57 am to DarthRebel
He married up.
Posted on 8/27/26 at 8:08 am to lowhound
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he doesn't have to be hung if he's a cunning linguist
yeah he's probably going up on her a lot
Posted on 8/27/26 at 8:32 am to DarthRebel
When they're toes to toes his nose is in it; when they're nose to nose his toes are in it.
Posted on 8/27/26 at 8:34 am to Hangover Haven
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That squirt would probably beat your arse.
D1 wrestlers are nothing to frick with... Especially national champions..
"Cool, but he's still a midget wrestler" -OT
Posted on 8/27/26 at 8:36 am to DarthRebel
Mount Carmel New Orleans girl.
Posted on 8/27/26 at 8:41 am to The Third Leg
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Just ask the OU football moron.
That video reminds me of my Uncle, back in the 70's, beat a Tulane lineman recruit's arse at what was formerly La'Cole's, now TJ Quill's, in the middle of the bar.
The dude didn't choose Tulane as his college....
What was funny about it, his buddy was moving glasses from the table, and the recruit ask him, "what the hell are you doing" to which his buddy said, " I'm fixin' you a place to land"...
This post was edited on 8/27/26 at 8:42 am
Posted on 8/27/26 at 8:52 am to DarthRebel
She's long but has a very sexy body. I would love to see that vagina.
Posted on 8/27/26 at 9:00 am to DarthRebel
I don't have time to read this entire thread, but has anyone posted the picture of Deuce Bigelow with the tall lady?
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