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re: Which Animal Could You Beat in a Fight
Posted on 11/28/22 at 7:27 pm to OK Roughneck
Posted on 11/28/22 at 7:27 pm to OK Roughneck
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Always armed when I ride or have to walk pastures checking cattle. Never know what you might run up on.
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Posted on 11/28/22 at 7:29 pm to Yaz 8
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People saying they could take an elephant.
This is my favorite
Posted on 11/28/22 at 7:29 pm to Aubie Spr96
I just feel like I could stomp a cobra to death.
Chimp would be painful, but I could prevail.
Kangaroo? Id have to see how they weighed in.
The rest, nope, Im gonna lose.
But a majority of Brits think that a goose could whip their arse. Churchill turns in his grave
Chimp would be painful, but I could prevail.
Kangaroo? Id have to see how they weighed in.
The rest, nope, Im gonna lose.
But a majority of Brits think that a goose could whip their arse. Churchill turns in his grave
Posted on 11/28/22 at 7:31 pm to Aubie Spr96
Chimps, gorillas, lions, grizzlies, elephants even crocdiles...a man would be dead quick. Real quick.
A full grown kangaroo would nut a man up.
A full grown kangaroo would nut a man up.
Posted on 11/28/22 at 7:32 pm to Aubie Spr96
I'd frick a Chihuahua up proper. I hate those little things.
Posted on 11/28/22 at 7:33 pm to SEClint
Well hell, now I got to figure out what to carry to fend off necked deer witches. 
She looks pretty tough too with the 3 way grip she has riding on that rough branch.
She looks pretty tough too with the 3 way grip she has riding on that rough branch.
Posted on 11/28/22 at 7:34 pm to tigerfoot
quote:You are aware that a chimp can literally rip your arms or hands off?
Chimp would be painful, but I could prevail.
Posted on 11/28/22 at 7:35 pm to Modern
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I'd give a kangaroo 2 good rounds before I tire out, and it hits me with sweet chin music.
Ever seen a kangaroo fight? That's not their style. They prop themselves up on their tails and use those massive legs to kick you into the next zip code.
Posted on 11/28/22 at 7:39 pm to LegendInMyMind
I've scraped with a goose before. That bitch never defiantly stood in the street again.
Posted on 11/28/22 at 7:42 pm to tigerfoot
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I just feel like I could stomp a cobra to death.
You could. But I doubt you could avoid being bitten a few times in the process.
This post was edited on 11/28/22 at 7:43 pm
Posted on 11/28/22 at 7:51 pm to Aubie Spr96
LOL at ANYONE thinking they could beat a chimp.
Posted on 11/28/22 at 7:52 pm to Aubie Spr96
Every single human on earth is fricked from Chimpanzee on down and anyone who says otherwise is a liar. Depending on what qualifies as large dog, probably fricked there too.
The only one that a person might kill is the cobra. The human is definitely dead eventually from venom, but could probably live long enough to see the cobra dead first.
The only one that a person might kill is the cobra. The human is definitely dead eventually from venom, but could probably live long enough to see the cobra dead first.
Posted on 11/28/22 at 7:57 pm to LegendInMyMind
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There are some delusional frickers out there if that many people think they can take a goose. Those bastards are evil and prone to extreme rage and violence.
A goose may be able to hack and gouge me up a bit on the way there, but if it comes down to it, I’m pretty sure I could eventually get the better of one, with kicks and strangle holds and such. I’m not sure how one would kill me.
This post was edited on 11/28/22 at 7:59 pm
Posted on 11/28/22 at 8:01 pm to Y.A. Tittle
I do love how there is not one animal that Americans do not fancy themselves more badass than Brits against.
Sometimes gumption is half the battle.
Sometimes gumption is half the battle.
Posted on 11/28/22 at 8:04 pm to Y.A. Tittle
I think it wouldn't be super hard to snap a goose's neck, physically. It's the committing to killing another creature with your bare hands that most people would struggle with.
Posted on 11/28/22 at 8:06 pm to redstick13
You still have a chance to win a fight with a chimp. Your striking would be greater than a chimp but if the chimp grabs you it is game over unless you get lucky and get him in a choke hold.
Posted on 11/28/22 at 8:11 pm to Aubie Spr96
Chimp next question
Posted on 11/28/22 at 8:27 pm to Aubie Spr96
All I got from this is people, especially Americans, overestimate their physical ability
I put my money on a large dog (German Shepherd or larger) against just about 95% of humanity seven days a week, and I might be over estimating a human chances.
I put my money on a large dog (German Shepherd or larger) against just about 95% of humanity seven days a week, and I might be over estimating a human chances.
Posted on 11/28/22 at 8:30 pm to Aubie Spr96
Am I correct to assume that most think they can park their obese bodies on top of the animal opponent and let gravity do the work?
Posted on 11/28/22 at 8:42 pm to cssamerican
People seem to forget humans were the apex predator on this planet about 100,000 years before the written word was even invented. Yes I know we had tools and communities but still the average human is a lot tougher than you give him credit for
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