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re: How often have you called him Bert in real life - Tantal
I've never NOT called him Bert....
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re: Leave Fat Bert Farewell Haiku here - Tantal
You can't coach football Morbidly obese fricktard Your wife is cheating....
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re: Do you think Jen will let Bert roll on top of her once more tonight? - Tantal
He probably only gets pity handies. No way Jen lets that much weight get up on her....
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re: Bruce Feldman reporting MSU offering Mullen $6 million - Tantal
Pretty impressive offer considering that the GDP for the state is only about $700....
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re: Mark Richt gives players Bibles - Tantal
Were they already hollowed out to hide their guns and drugs in, or do the players have to make the mods themselves?...
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re: Bert got fired! NSFW - Tantal
I'll be in my bunk....
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re: Ejections per 1,000 fans: SEC Team #1 - Tantal
[quote]That was my biggest surprise, bama and lsu weren't on this list.[/quote] That's because at LSU the cops are also running a .15 BAC and hurling piss bombs too....
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re: This is how Florida is going to beat Georgia - Tantal
[quote]what's the Florida Georgia line? [/quote] F@ggotry -3.5...
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re: Butch Jones: "We have a five game playoff and a lot left to play for." - Tantal
Yeah, I haven't been here long enough to see Tennessee posters when the Vols are really good, but something tells me that they'd be nearly as insufferable as LSU....
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re: A little reminder: Danny Etling is 3rd in SEC QBR. Three spots above Hurts - Tantal
It's sad that as talented as Austin Allen is that he's #11 on the list. That's what happens when half of your passes are thrown at a dead sprint. For a dude previously known for his offensive lines, BB sure has fricked that up. ...
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re: How SEC quarterbacks compare on throws 15+ yards downfield this season - Tantal
Any rushing stats?...
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re: Id like to remind aggies they have games the next 2 weeks - Tantal
Could go either way. State looked legit against LSU, but then started shitting the bed, so it's hard to get a feel for them. In all honesty we could win out, or we could go 1-4. ...
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re: Favorite "unsportsmanlike" moment for your team? - Tantal
You could make a full length feature film solely of Nick Fairley cheap shots....
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re: Rank 2-5 in terms of pass rushers in the SEC - Tantal
No single player is standing out, but I've been pleased with the Ags' pass rush this season....
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re: In honor of the Clemson fight club, who would be King of Sonic on your team? - Tantal
Daniel LaCamera. One head kick and his victim dies....
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re: is Gruden a fraud? - Tantal
He's a pretty good coach, but not the messiah that some Tennessee fans think that he is....
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re: Championship pedigree coach for UT who hasn't been mentioned - Tantal
Any team not seriously considering Led is foolish. He's a good coach. Just needs to get himself a good OC....
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re: Tulane Football - Tantal
They're afraid of having the New Orleans talent poached by someone who actually speaks English....
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re: Watching Monday Night Football tomorrow... - Tantal
Let me know how it turns out. The NFL can eat a dick at the moment in my book....
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