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re: Which Animal Could You Beat in a Fight
Posted on 11/28/22 at 8:47 pm to Aubie Spr96
Posted on 11/28/22 at 8:47 pm to Aubie Spr96
I could absolutely whip a goldfish’s arse
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Posted on 11/28/22 at 8:48 pm to Aubie Spr96
A medium sized dog. An eagle would frick a human up.
Posted on 11/28/22 at 8:51 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
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People seem to forget humans were the apex predator on this planet about 100,000 years before the written word was even invented. Yes I know we had tools and communities but still the average human is a lot tougher than you give him credit for
Because we are smarter and used weapons, and hunted in groups. This is one on one with nothing but your bare hands, all of our advantages are removed.
Posted on 11/28/22 at 8:54 pm to CoyoteSong
quote:With an adult chimp you have zero chance. When you put it in a headlock as you suggest (
You still have a chance to win a fight with a chimp. Your striking would be greater than a chimp but if the chimp grabs you it is game over unless you get lucky and get him in a choke hold.
) it would bite massive chunks out of you. Then it would attack your face, eyes, and balls. That is what they target first.
Posted on 11/28/22 at 8:55 pm to Aubie Spr96
I’m thinking I would have a 5 or 6-1 record because I would be dead after the loss.
Posted on 11/28/22 at 9:04 pm to CoyoteSong
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You still have a chance to win a fight with a chimp. Your striking would be greater than a chimp but if the chimp grabs you it is game over unless you get lucky and get him in a choke hold.
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The greater strength of chimpanzees, relative to humans, may have been explained by American scientists.
A study suggests the difference is mostly due to a higher proportion in chimps of a muscle fibre type involved in powerful, rapid movements.
You have no chance
Posted on 11/28/22 at 9:06 pm to Aubie Spr96
Liger. Duh.
Posted on 11/28/22 at 9:15 pm to cssamerican
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This is one on one with nothing but your bare hands, all of our advantages are removed.
Opposable thumbs are quite an advantage.
Posted on 11/28/22 at 9:17 pm to OweO
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An eagle would frick a human up.
Eagles hunt by ambush. If you see one coming, grab it and smash it.
Posted on 11/28/22 at 9:24 pm to Aubie Spr96
Not on the list but hurd a turkey can frick you up. Knew somebody on a turkey farm. They said they would jump up and grab you on the chest with their claws and beat you with their wings. I have know idea if this true. As far as poisonous snakes, nothing than good timing a machete does the trick. I never mess with non venomous snakes. They take care of the rodent population out here in the sticks.
But did buy a reticulated python in Florida when I was a stupid, dumbass 20 something year old. You could buy just about anything in Florida back then. It attacked miss thumperpait and had to go. Gave it to a biker that probably either made some cool boots or dumped it in the glades. Them frickers are mean and nasty. They actually eat people in Indonesia.
But did buy a reticulated python in Florida when I was a stupid, dumbass 20 something year old. You could buy just about anything in Florida back then. It attacked miss thumperpait and had to go. Gave it to a biker that probably either made some cool boots or dumped it in the glades. Them frickers are mean and nasty. They actually eat people in Indonesia.
Posted on 11/28/22 at 10:11 pm to thumperpait
Posted on 11/28/22 at 10:33 pm to Aubie Spr96
There are some real dumbasses out there. Geese are scary as hell. Those frickers are mean.
Posted on 11/28/22 at 10:57 pm to CoyoteSong
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You still have a chance to win a fight with a chimp. Your striking would be greater than a chimp
"Your striking..." You ain't landing a blow that matters. It's coming g in raging, you're shitting you pants and it's tearing your arm off. "Your striking..." Posted on 11/28/22 at 11:32 pm to 12
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There are some real dumbasses out there. Geese are scary as hell. Those frickers are mean.
Lock any able-bodied adult human in an enclosed cage with the world’s most evil goose. That webbed foot bitch isn’t walking back out. Let it grow some real talons if it wants to stand a chance.
This post was edited on 11/28/22 at 11:34 pm
Posted on 11/28/22 at 11:47 pm to CoyoteSong
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You still have a chance to win a fight with a chimp. Your striking would be greater than a chimp
Dude thinks a chimp is going to stand there and trade punches
Posted on 11/28/22 at 11:48 pm to tigerfoot
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Chimp would be painful, but I could prevail.
you goddamn idiot 
Posted on 11/29/22 at 12:16 am to Jake88
I could kill a king cobra before the venom takes me out.
Posted on 11/29/22 at 12:22 am to redstick13
We got some weak hands these days
Posted on 11/29/22 at 5:31 am to Aubie Spr96
Id quit at goose. No need to push your luck
Posted on 11/29/22 at 5:33 am to Aubie Spr96
I think we underestimate the goose.
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