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re: Which Animal Could You Beat in a Fight

Posted on 11/28/22 at 5:08 pm to
Posted by redstick13
Lower Saxony
Member since Feb 2007
40860 posts
Posted on 11/28/22 at 5:08 pm to
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There are some delusional frickers out there if that many people think they can take a goose. Those bastards are evil and prone to extreme rage and violence.

They're no match for a golf ball.
Posted by The Ramp
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jul 2004
12913 posts
Posted on 11/28/22 at 5:09 pm to
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Limeys know not to frick with geese.


Geese are incredibly evil
Posted by Tortious
ATX
Member since Nov 2010
5730 posts
Posted on 11/28/22 at 5:11 pm to
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Never forget the day a buddy of mine decided he was going to grab a deer that was swimming the river.


Would've paid money to see that.
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
66092 posts
Posted on 11/28/22 at 5:11 pm to
I dont understand how someone can lose to a goose. If you have any coordination one kick to neck and its done
Posted by terd ferguson
Darren Wilson Fan Club President
Member since Aug 2007
114938 posts
Posted on 11/28/22 at 5:14 pm to
I have actually kicked a Canadian goose right in the fricking neck. The problem is they attack in packs. Those frickers used to overrun one of the bases where I was stationed.
Posted by PowerTool
The dark side of the road
Member since Dec 2009
23223 posts
Posted on 11/28/22 at 5:14 pm to
Why is it comparing Brits and Americans? I want to see the Australian answers.
Posted by terd ferguson
Darren Wilson Fan Club President
Member since Aug 2007
114938 posts
Posted on 11/28/22 at 5:15 pm to
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I want to see the Australian answers.


Would be a straight line down the right side of the graph
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
66092 posts
Posted on 11/28/22 at 5:16 pm to
So they fight like minorities?
Posted by trilambdaexpression
Member since Nov 2022
166 posts
Posted on 11/28/22 at 5:39 pm to
Without weapons, nobody is going to be able to grab or stomp a cobra without getting bit once or more. You might kill it but when you subsequently die that's a draw.
Posted by SwampGar
Texas
Member since Jan 2020
1481 posts
Posted on 11/28/22 at 5:43 pm to
A chimpanzee would tear your arms off... casually at that. I could take a King Cobra though. Give me a stick. Those suckers do get huge though, like 16-20' even.
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
66092 posts
Posted on 11/28/22 at 5:46 pm to
I wouldnt try to fight any snake that poisonous or over 6 feet long (constrictor).


They are so fast. My grandpa killed an eastern copperhead when I was a kid with bird shot in a .32. He said watch and shot a good 6 inches away from thats snakes head. Snake still got a pepper face
Posted by Ryan3232
Valet driver for TD staff
Member since Dec 2008
27572 posts
Posted on 11/28/22 at 5:49 pm to
OP, Is this a subliminal message relaying that Brits are huge pussies?
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
66092 posts
Posted on 11/28/22 at 5:52 pm to
Well they let the muslims take over london. So yeah
Posted by Realityintheface
Member since May 2022
1784 posts
Posted on 11/28/22 at 5:53 pm to
Everything is 0% but the top 4. Anyone really think ANYONE can beat a grizzly bear unarmed? Or an Elephant? Almost 20% on a chimpanzee? That thing would kill an unarmed man easy. 30% on an eagle? Those talons could crush your neck and the beak would rip open your throat.
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
66092 posts
Posted on 11/28/22 at 5:57 pm to
I think the only way i could take a grizzly would be to run towards a cliff and drop grab a ledge and hope it falls off the cliff in pursuit.
Posted by alajones
Huntsvegas
Member since Oct 2005
35920 posts
Posted on 11/28/22 at 6:00 pm to
I think I could handle an Appalachian black bear. I think they are bigger out west.
Posted by SpotCheckBilly
Member since May 2020
8511 posts
Posted on 11/28/22 at 6:15 pm to
People are underestimating an eagle. Fully grown, a golden eagle can have a 7-foot wing span and it's legs are like a man's forearm. It's talons are like you hand, but many times stronger -- and pointier.

A single goose, not that much of a problem, though they are evil. They like to attack in packs.
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
150302 posts
Posted on 11/28/22 at 6:18 pm to
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Seems Statista reads the OT.
who doesn’t?
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
66092 posts
Posted on 11/28/22 at 6:19 pm to
I have seen what a hawk can do when its hungry. Friend of mine has 3 harris hawks and a red tail. Those things frick shite up when they hungry.
Posted by Iron Lion
Romulus
Member since Nov 2014
13978 posts
Posted on 11/28/22 at 6:22 pm to
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I'm sure it would get a few bites in but what grown adult couldn't beat up a rat?



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