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re: Which Animal Could You Beat in a Fight
Posted on 11/28/22 at 6:24 pm to OysterPoBoy
Posted on 11/28/22 at 6:24 pm to OysterPoBoy
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Can we fight in water? I’d duck up an eagle.

Posted on 11/28/22 at 6:24 pm to Aubie Spr96
I dun rassled with an alligator
Tussled with a whale
Hospitalized a brick
I'm so mean I make medicine sick
Tussled with a whale
Hospitalized a brick
I'm so mean I make medicine sick
Posted on 11/28/22 at 6:30 pm to Realityintheface
A fully grown bald eagle weighs max 15 pounds. Not saying I wouldn’t take damage, but I’m not losing to an animal 1/15 my size
Posted on 11/28/22 at 6:37 pm to Aubie Spr96
Not this shite again. The first 3 you could fend off and some people maybe a medium size dog. All others would thoroughly frick you up pretty bad or kill you.
Posted on 11/28/22 at 6:38 pm to Aubie Spr96
I think the house cat is underrated on this chart. I’ve seen some viscous cats before
Posted on 11/28/22 at 6:40 pm to Aubie Spr96
Pretty sure I could take my daughter’s pug.


Posted on 11/28/22 at 6:40 pm to redstick13
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We have empirical evidence a chimpanzee can rip a human face off.
I’d rip a chimpanzee’s dick off and chew it up like Joey Chestnut.
Posted on 11/28/22 at 6:43 pm to Aubie Spr96
Kangaroo should be higher. I saw one beat the shite out of Sylvester.
Posted on 11/28/22 at 6:50 pm to Dantheman504
People just don't know. I'd rather fight a grizzly than a chimp, death would be faster and less painful.
Posted on 11/28/22 at 6:56 pm to Aubie Spr96
If it’s a fight to the death then anything after a large dog is zero percent. Depending on what they call a large dog it’s close to zero percent (canis panther, dogo argentino, tibetian mastiff, bully kutta)
Posted on 11/28/22 at 7:04 pm to Aubie Spr96
People saying they could take an elephant. How would you even begin to try?
Posted on 11/28/22 at 7:08 pm to Yaz 8
Yeah without a weapon its fruitless.
Posted on 11/28/22 at 7:08 pm to bakersman
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seen some viscous cats before
Like, fluid-y?
Posted on 11/28/22 at 7:10 pm to Aubie Spr96
The 5% of Americans who say they could beat a grizzly bear’s arse all post here.
Posted on 11/28/22 at 7:12 pm to Aubie Spr96
I’d beat the shite out of a bush baby
Posted on 11/28/22 at 7:14 pm to fallguy_1978
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I'm sure it would get a few bites in but what grown adult couldn't beat up a rat?
My MWD hand. Weirdo called someone to remove a mouse out a trap for him.
This post was edited on 11/28/22 at 7:15 pm
Posted on 11/28/22 at 7:15 pm to redstick13
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They're no match for a golf ball.
I personally saw a goose break the backs of 2 dobermans trying to mess with their eggs...
I won't mess with them without some form of weapon..
Posted on 11/28/22 at 7:19 pm to Aubie Spr96
A rabbit.....well except this one particular one with a mean streak that liked to bite peoples heads off.
Posted on 11/28/22 at 7:22 pm to Aubie Spr96
I could get up to an adult chimp
Posted on 11/28/22 at 7:24 pm to Aubie Spr96
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Which Animal Could You Beat in a Fight
Hope I never have to find out.
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