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re: Which Animal Could You Beat in a Fight

Posted on 11/28/22 at 6:24 pm to
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
74829 posts
Posted on 11/28/22 at 6:24 pm to
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Can we fight in water? I’d duck up an eagle.
Posted by Jumpinjack
Member since Oct 2021
6485 posts
Posted on 11/28/22 at 6:24 pm to
I dun rassled with an alligator
Tussled with a whale
Hospitalized a brick
I'm so mean I make medicine sick
Posted by hombreman9
USA
Member since Feb 2009
3782 posts
Posted on 11/28/22 at 6:30 pm to
A fully grown bald eagle weighs max 15 pounds. Not saying I wouldn’t take damage, but I’m not losing to an animal 1/15 my size
Posted by stelly1025
Lafayette
Member since May 2012
10209 posts
Posted on 11/28/22 at 6:37 pm to
Not this shite again. The first 3 you could fend off and some people maybe a medium size dog. All others would thoroughly frick you up pretty bad or kill you.
Posted by bakersman
Shreveport
Member since Apr 2011
6019 posts
Posted on 11/28/22 at 6:38 pm to
I think the house cat is underrated on this chart. I’ve seen some viscous cats before
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
73599 posts
Posted on 11/28/22 at 6:40 pm to
Pretty sure I could take my daughter’s pug.

Posted by Zap Rowsdower
MissLou, La
Member since Sep 2010
16186 posts
Posted on 11/28/22 at 6:40 pm to
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We have empirical evidence a chimpanzee can rip a human face off.


I’d rip a chimpanzee’s dick off and chew it up like Joey Chestnut.
Posted by Bring Da Wood
Texas
Member since Dec 2006
2229 posts
Posted on 11/28/22 at 6:43 pm to
Kangaroo should be higher. I saw one beat the shite out of Sylvester.
Posted by offshoretrash
Farmerville, La
Member since Aug 2008
10768 posts
Posted on 11/28/22 at 6:50 pm to
People just don't know. I'd rather fight a grizzly than a chimp, death would be faster and less painful.
Posted by ronk
Member since Jan 2015
7610 posts
Posted on 11/28/22 at 6:56 pm to
If it’s a fight to the death then anything after a large dog is zero percent. Depending on what they call a large dog it’s close to zero percent (canis panther, dogo argentino, tibetian mastiff, bully kutta)
Posted by Yaz 8
Member since Jun 2020
1373 posts
Posted on 11/28/22 at 7:04 pm to
People saying they could take an elephant. How would you even begin to try?
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
66092 posts
Posted on 11/28/22 at 7:08 pm to
Yeah without a weapon its fruitless.

Posted by Sheep
Neither here nor there
Member since Jun 2007
19696 posts
Posted on 11/28/22 at 7:08 pm to
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seen some viscous cats before



Like, fluid-y?
Posted by JackieTreehorn
Member since Sep 2013
35576 posts
Posted on 11/28/22 at 7:10 pm to
The 5% of Americans who say they could beat a grizzly bear’s arse all post here.
Posted by Winston Cup
Dallas Cowboys Fan
Member since May 2016
66905 posts
Posted on 11/28/22 at 7:12 pm to
I’d beat the shite out of a bush baby
Posted by redstick13
Lower Saxony
Member since Feb 2007
40863 posts
Posted on 11/28/22 at 7:14 pm to
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I'm sure it would get a few bites in but what grown adult couldn't beat up a rat?


My MWD hand. Weirdo called someone to remove a mouse out a trap for him.
This post was edited on 11/28/22 at 7:15 pm
Posted by klrstix
Shreveport, LA
Member since Oct 2006
3571 posts
Posted on 11/28/22 at 7:15 pm to
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They're no match for a golf ball.



I personally saw a goose break the backs of 2 dobermans trying to mess with their eggs...


I won't mess with them without some form of weapon..

Posted by btrcj
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2019
711 posts
Posted on 11/28/22 at 7:19 pm to
A rabbit.....well except this one particular one with a mean streak that liked to bite peoples heads off.

Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49487 posts
Posted on 11/28/22 at 7:22 pm to
I could get up to an adult chimp
Posted by OK Roughneck
The Sooner State
Member since Aug 2021
18452 posts
Posted on 11/28/22 at 7:24 pm to
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Which Animal Could You Beat in a Fight


Hope I never have to find out. Always armed when I ride or have to walk pastures checking cattle. Never know what you might run up on.
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