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re: Which Animal Could You Beat in a Fight
Posted on 11/29/22 at 5:51 am to Aubie Spr96
Posted on 11/29/22 at 5:51 am to Aubie Spr96
Pretty sure I could take an anemic hamster right now.
Posted on 11/29/22 at 5:51 am to Aubie Spr96
Not a Deer, I tried that once and lost
Posted on 11/29/22 at 6:19 am to Aubie Spr96
Depends. I'll take the crocodile fight to the desert. Can gorillas or kangaroos swim? Water for them if not. Eagle up absolute you can Crack that arse.
Posted on 11/29/22 at 6:56 am to Aubie Spr96
In hand-to-paw combat, I would lose against almost every animal. I am an apex predator because of my brain
Posted on 11/29/22 at 7:39 am to 12
The only reason peolle think that is they only attack people that arent going to snap its neck
Posted on 11/29/22 at 7:58 am to Psycho Ray
quote:im gonna stick and move.
You are aware that a chimp can literally rip your arms or hands off?
Then bite him in his nose. I won’t need arms for long in my strategy
Posted on 11/29/22 at 8:00 am to biglego
quote:see above. I am doing it armless.
you goddamn idiot
What is he gonna do. I’ll be slippery from the blood loss.
Posted on 11/29/22 at 8:03 am to Aubie Spr96
Americans way more confident than Brits
Posted on 11/29/22 at 8:09 am to Aubie Spr96
Everything up until/stops after medium size dog? I would say large dog too if we’re taking odds but definitely nothing above eagle. Wild animals will genuinely f you up. They dont feel or have emotions; they survive.
Posted on 11/29/22 at 11:55 am to cssamerican
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all of our advantages are removed.
quote:you see our biggest advantage can’t be removed. It’s our intelligence
Because we are smarter
Posted on 11/29/22 at 12:05 pm to Aubie Spr96
That graph proves a good portion of the population is fricking retarded.
Posted on 11/29/22 at 1:14 pm to alajones
If you try, please have a buddy record it.
Posted on 11/29/22 at 1:35 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
you could beat a chimp in a spelling bee. In an unarmed fight, you lose.
Posted on 11/29/22 at 1:40 pm to Aubie Spr96
surprised so many say no to cobra
Posted on 11/29/22 at 1:51 pm to bakersman
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I think the house cat is underrated on this chart. I’ve seen some viscous cats before
Maine Coon cats are huge.
Posted on 11/29/22 at 1:57 pm to terd ferguson
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All of them. I'm a human male with plenty of firepower... top of the food chain... Apex predator.
Except Orcas... an Orca will frick you up.
If we could use a gun then I would be comfortable fighting all animals that come before wolf. With a wolf you have little room for error. A kangaroo for example, I can shoot it and even if it can still get up and continue fighting, it would be damaged enough that if it gets up and jumps on me, I can used the gun to hit it then shoot it again.
With a wolf, even if you do some damage that sucka can still come at you and frick your world up.
Posted on 11/29/22 at 2:02 pm to OweO
How many Oweos could one able-bodied man fight at once?
Posted on 11/29/22 at 2:10 pm to Aubie Spr96
I am surprised to see Crocodile so low on the list. With as many videos/stories you hear about people wrestling them, I would imagine there are a number of people foolishly thinking they would win.
There are a few that I think I would win under ideal circumstances. Get to the neck of a goose/eagle before they catch you; or able to get around the cobra bite and grab ahold first (also depends on their size), sure an average person could win. But, with all of these, if you missed you are taking a beating at a minimum.
Think medium & large dogs needs to be defined to determine rate of success.
There are a few that I think I would win under ideal circumstances. Get to the neck of a goose/eagle before they catch you; or able to get around the cobra bite and grab ahold first (also depends on their size), sure an average person could win. But, with all of these, if you missed you are taking a beating at a minimum.
Think medium & large dogs needs to be defined to determine rate of success.
Posted on 11/29/22 at 2:22 pm to Aubie Spr96
I think a lot of people on both sides of the pond are disrespecting the house cat. 
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