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re: Which Animal Could You Beat in a Fight

Posted on 11/29/22 at 5:51 am to
Posted by llfshoals
Member since Nov 2010
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Posted on 11/29/22 at 5:51 am to
Pretty sure I could take an anemic hamster right now.
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
29569 posts
Posted on 11/29/22 at 5:51 am to
Not a Deer, I tried that once and lost
Posted by Barbellthor
Columbia
Member since Aug 2015
11289 posts
Posted on 11/29/22 at 6:19 am to
Depends. I'll take the crocodile fight to the desert. Can gorillas or kangaroos swim? Water for them if not. Eagle up absolute you can Crack that arse.
Posted by 75503Tiger
Member since Sep 2015
4821 posts
Posted on 11/29/22 at 6:56 am to
In hand-to-paw combat, I would lose against almost every animal. I am an apex predator because of my brain
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
66093 posts
Posted on 11/29/22 at 7:39 am to
The only reason peolle think that is they only attack people that arent going to snap its neck
Posted by tigerfoot
Alexandria
Member since Sep 2006
61430 posts
Posted on 11/29/22 at 7:58 am to
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You are aware that a chimp can literally rip your arms or hands off?
im gonna stick and move.

Then bite him in his nose. I won’t need arms for long in my strategy
Posted by tigerfoot
Alexandria
Member since Sep 2006
61430 posts
Posted on 11/29/22 at 8:00 am to
quote:

you goddamn idiot
see above. I am doing it armless.

What is he gonna do. I’ll be slippery from the blood loss.
Posted by FightinTigersDammit
Louisiana North
Member since Mar 2006
46425 posts
Posted on 11/29/22 at 8:03 am to
Americans way more confident than Brits
Posted by BoogalooCopperpot
In my own head
Member since Jan 2021
458 posts
Posted on 11/29/22 at 8:09 am to
Everything up until/stops after medium size dog? I would say large dog too if we’re taking odds but definitely nothing above eagle. Wild animals will genuinely f you up. They dont feel or have emotions; they survive.
Posted by Hawgnsincebirth55
Gods country
Member since Sep 2016
18520 posts
Posted on 11/29/22 at 11:55 am to
quote:

all of our advantages are removed.
quote:

Because we are smarter
you see our biggest advantage can’t be removed. It’s our intelligence
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29454 posts
Posted on 11/29/22 at 12:05 pm to
That graph proves a good portion of the population is fricking retarded.
Posted by TigerCoon
Member since Nov 2005
22469 posts
Posted on 11/29/22 at 1:14 pm to
If you try, please have a buddy record it.
Posted by TigerCoon
Member since Nov 2005
22469 posts
Posted on 11/29/22 at 1:35 pm to
you could beat a chimp in a spelling bee. In an unarmed fight, you lose.
Posted by Joe_Dirte
The Boot
Member since Feb 2019
909 posts
Posted on 11/29/22 at 1:40 pm to


surprised so many say no to cobra
Posted by AlumneyeJ93
Member since Apr 2022
958 posts
Posted on 11/29/22 at 1:51 pm to
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I think the house cat is underrated on this chart. I’ve seen some viscous cats before


Maine Coon cats are huge.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122147 posts
Posted on 11/29/22 at 1:57 pm to
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All of them. I'm a human male with plenty of firepower... top of the food chain... Apex predator.

Except Orcas... an Orca will frick you up.


If we could use a gun then I would be comfortable fighting all animals that come before wolf. With a wolf you have little room for error. A kangaroo for example, I can shoot it and even if it can still get up and continue fighting, it would be damaged enough that if it gets up and jumps on me, I can used the gun to hit it then shoot it again.

With a wolf, even if you do some damage that sucka can still come at you and frick your world up.
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29454 posts
Posted on 11/29/22 at 2:02 pm to
How many Oweos could one able-bodied man fight at once?
Posted by Weekend Warrior79
Member since Aug 2014
21717 posts
Posted on 11/29/22 at 2:10 pm to
I am surprised to see Crocodile so low on the list. With as many videos/stories you hear about people wrestling them, I would imagine there are a number of people foolishly thinking they would win.

There are a few that I think I would win under ideal circumstances. Get to the neck of a goose/eagle before they catch you; or able to get around the cobra bite and grab ahold first (also depends on their size), sure an average person could win. But, with all of these, if you missed you are taking a beating at a minimum.

Think medium & large dogs needs to be defined to determine rate of success.
Posted by TigerCoon
Member since Nov 2005
22469 posts
Posted on 11/29/22 at 2:17 pm to
all of them
Posted by Tornado Alley
Member since Mar 2012
28521 posts
Posted on 11/29/22 at 2:22 pm to
I think a lot of people on both sides of the pond are disrespecting the house cat.
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