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re: Where would you rank sex in the greatest things life has to offer?
Posted on 5/23/24 at 8:24 am to adamau
Posted on 5/23/24 at 8:24 am to adamau
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Don't get me wrong, definitely highly enjoyable, but damn, dudes (and women) will completely ruin their lives in a second when they could have just jerked off and taken a nap.
that post-nut clarity is a hell of a thing.
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Posted on 5/23/24 at 8:25 am to Oates Mustache
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And all the ED talk? Take a damn pill, holy shite. ?
Great post!
I have 6 refills for the pill left. Need it about half the time. Viagra 100mg. Guys with issues are really missing out if not taking the pill. Makes my face red for a few hours, but returns the main thing to how it was 30 years ago and wife is too busy to worry about my face.
This post was edited on 5/23/24 at 8:26 am
Posted on 5/23/24 at 8:29 am to RogerTheShrubber
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How old are you?
I went through a phase 15 years ago where I got all my curiosities and fantasies out of my system. Its glorious.
I'm 40. How did you get it out of your system? It's something that is constantly in the back of my mind, always has been. We're programmed to think about it.
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Posted on 5/23/24 at 8:30 am to Ten Bears
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Goodness, I get cranky if I go 72 hours without having sexy time with the wife. She does as well. It’s literally the whole point of a healthy marriage.
a 12 yo typed this.
Posted on 5/23/24 at 8:34 am to SaintlyTiger88
It depends from day to day, week to week, month to month, and year to year. However, I'd say it's always top 5.
Posted on 5/23/24 at 8:37 am to SaintlyTiger88
Still tops for me and without need of meds at over 65.
Decades ago an older hunting partner at 83 wanted me to be his designated driver to go to Beaumont to a nude bar so he could reminisce due ED began at age 82 for him and Viagra wasn't on the market yet
Decades ago an older hunting partner at 83 wanted me to be his designated driver to go to Beaumont to a nude bar so he could reminisce due ED began at age 82 for him and Viagra wasn't on the market yet
Posted on 5/23/24 at 8:40 am to SaintlyTiger88
Best I can answer is with the three stages of a mans life.
First 30 years just wanna have good sex
Second thirty years just wanna good meal
Last 30 years just wanna take a good shite!
First 30 years just wanna have good sex
Second thirty years just wanna good meal
Last 30 years just wanna take a good shite!
Posted on 5/23/24 at 8:44 am to SaintlyTiger88
This should be a two part question. Before and after.
Posted on 5/23/24 at 8:51 am to sorantable
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a 12 yo typed this.
I truly feel sorry for you that you don’t like sex, or hold it in high regard. I am, of course assuming that you or your wife doesn’t have a health condition that prevents sex.
I’m sorry you can’t differentiate between married sex, which is a normal and healthy component of marriage and causal sex, which if I had said anything about, your silly little reply might have some merit.
Yet there seems to be something else at play here. I would wager strong money that either 1) you’re not married or 2) if you are married, you’re one of those men that has some hobby that consumes 8-10 hour per day on the weekends and a few hours at night during the week. And these “hobbies” give you ample opportunity to avoid having a truly intimate relationship with your wife.
Absent a health event or performative restrictions, I just can’t relate to healthy dudes claiming that sex with their wife is “no better than taking a dump.”
But keeping on taking those glorious dumps or whatever hobby you have created for yourself to avoid dealing with a wife who is no longer desired by her husband.
You do you., but while you’re at it, quit being a judgmental asshat.
Posted on 5/23/24 at 8:53 am to Ten Bears
I could be wrong, but I think he was referring to your use of the phrase “sexy time”.
Posted on 5/23/24 at 8:58 am to SaintlyTiger88
Good sex makes up 5% of a relationship
Bad sex makes up 95% of a relationship
Bad sex makes up 95% of a relationship
Posted on 5/23/24 at 8:58 am to Ten Bears
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I truly feel sorry for you that you don’t like sex, or hold it in high regard. I am, of course assuming that you or your wife doesn’t have a health condition that prevents sex.
I’m sorry you can’t differentiate between married sex, which is a normal and healthy component of marriage and causal sex, which if I had said anything about, your silly little reply might have some merit.
Yet there seems to be something else at play here. I would wager strong money that either 1) you’re not married or 2) if you are married, you’re one of those men that has some hobby that consumes 8-10 hour per day on the weekends and a few hours at night during the week. And these “hobbies” give you ample opportunity to avoid having a truly intimate relationship with your wife.
Absent a health event or performative restrictions, I just can’t relate to healthy dudes claiming that sex with their wife is “no better than taking a dump.”
But keeping on taking those glorious dumps or whatever hobby you have created for yourself to avoid dealing with a wife who is no longer desired by her husband.
You do you., but while you’re at it, quit being a judgmental asshat.
this entire post is you being a judgmental asshat
real men frick their wives...they don't have "sexy time"
Posted on 5/23/24 at 9:03 am to Oates Mustache
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I'm 40. How did you get it out of your system? It's something that is constantly in the back of my mind, always has been. We're programmed to think about it
I don't think men ever really lose all desire for sex as long as their plumbing still works. Sex drive does decline though.
Women are another story. I think a majority of them lose most of their sex drive after menopause.
Posted on 5/23/24 at 9:05 am to SaintlyTiger88
10 years ago I would have said it's #1. Now that I'm married and get it pretty much whenever I want it doesn't rank as high up there. Maybe 2 or 3. I guess chasing it doesn't consume my life anymore. My wife and I have sex 5 to 10 times a week. Trying for a kid has kind of made it feel more like work sometimes.
When I was younger I would skip out on hunting, fishing trips, etc if there were even just a chance of sex. Now? Nah, I'm going hunting. It'll still be there when I get home.
Sometimes I pass on the chance of sex to go to bed early and get a good night of sleep. I wake up feeling like a homo for it but sleep is nice, too.
When I was younger I would skip out on hunting, fishing trips, etc if there were even just a chance of sex. Now? Nah, I'm going hunting. It'll still be there when I get home.
Sometimes I pass on the chance of sex to go to bed early and get a good night of sleep. I wake up feeling like a homo for it but sleep is nice, too.
This post was edited on 5/23/24 at 9:17 am
Posted on 5/23/24 at 9:10 am to SaintlyTiger88
Look, don't get me wrong. I enjoy sex and have some wonderful times with my lady. One of the consistent bright spots in our relationship.
But as far as its importance? It's abundant and good. It's there when I want it. I'm never denied.
So it's not something I'm starving for usually.
Now, time with my kids? That's something that's at the top of importance. I'd take doing an outing or watching a movie with them over some nookie any day.
It will be there when we get done. The time with them won't
But as far as its importance? It's abundant and good. It's there when I want it. I'm never denied.
So it's not something I'm starving for usually.
Now, time with my kids? That's something that's at the top of importance. I'd take doing an outing or watching a movie with them over some nookie any day.
It will be there when we get done. The time with them won't
Posted on 5/23/24 at 9:10 am to VinegarStrokes
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real men frick their wives
Like rough shite? Was this just an edgy post?
Posted on 5/23/24 at 9:12 am to fallguy_1978
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Women are another story. I think a majority of them lose most of their sex drive after menopause.
That's hormonal, and like ED, it has a fix now. I get what you're saying, but modern medicine has now killed both ED and post menopause sex drive issues.
You just have to be willing and want to get help.
Posted on 5/23/24 at 9:25 am to Bow dude72
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Good sex makes up 5% of a relationship Bad sex makes up 95% of a relationship
I feel bad for you baw.
Good sex makes up like 80%
Great sex makes up like 15% where it's like "damn where did that come from!?"
And mind blowing, soul stealing, I-think-I-saw-God sex is like 5%.
Get better at sex.
Posted on 5/23/24 at 9:36 am to Loup
Reading all these comments it occurs to me some people see sex as an act and others see it as an expression. And most of us have been in both places depending on our age and the importance of our partner in our heart. When in love I think It’s kind of an artistry,To have the women you love, that special women, in your arms, underneath you, in front of you, when it’s absolutely perfect, has a spiritual quality that I can’t describe .
Posted on 5/23/24 at 9:50 am to SaintlyTiger88
Define sex. Cheap hook ups? Bottom of the list. Sex with someone you’re in a meaningful relationship with? Towards the top, for sure.
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