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re: Where would you rank sex in the greatest things life has to offer?

Posted on 5/22/24 at 9:30 pm to
Posted by Jobu93
Cypress TX
Member since Sep 2011
19316 posts
Posted on 5/22/24 at 9:30 pm to
Top 5 for sex. Sex is great but it’s fleeting.

But talking with, REALLY talking with my kids and seeing that relationship change as they’ve gotten older, that’s my number one.pont five.

Sounds corny but so be it. My time with my wife is my number one. . She is the foundation of everything good in my life.
Posted by SmelvinRat
Slumwoody
Member since Oct 2015
1433 posts
Posted on 5/22/24 at 9:34 pm to
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when they could have just jerked off and taken a nap



Posted by DJ3K
Member since Dec 2011
6782 posts
Posted on 5/22/24 at 9:42 pm to
Food
Sleep
Peace/quiet
Good beer
Sex
Posted by GusMcRae
Deep in the heart...
Member since Oct 2008
3267 posts
Posted on 5/22/24 at 9:44 pm to
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When you are 18, it’s 1 or damn near one At 50, it’s something you rarely think about


frick all that… I’m 55 and it’s all I think about except for about 30 minutes after we finish.

I’m with Ten Bears. For all you fellas hanging it up to focus on golf or building models, no thanks. I’ll be chasing my wife around the house as long as I’m alive.
Posted by Yewkindewit
Near Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Apr 2012
20165 posts
Posted on 5/22/24 at 9:58 pm to
The 3 seasons of life are:

First 30 years it’s sex
Third 30 years it’s food
Third 30 years it’s bowel movements

Posted by The Shaqtus
Member since Jun 2015
235 posts
Posted on 5/22/24 at 10:24 pm to
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shite I’ll be glad when mine does. I completely lost interest once she gained weight. She worries me about sex all the time and I’m just not interested. I think she wants me to want to just so she can tell herself I’m still interested. I’m not.


Honestly, this is pretty sad
Posted by Oates Mustache
Member since Oct 2011
22372 posts
Posted on 5/22/24 at 10:27 pm to
Reading this thread is depressing. Yall must have some crappy sex lives. Liven shite up, baws.

And all the ED talk? Take a damn pill, holy shite.
Posted by TrigSwig
Member since May 2024
79 posts
Posted on 5/22/24 at 10:47 pm to
#2 behind a good bourbon.
Posted by This GUN for HIRE
Member since May 2022
3073 posts
Posted on 5/22/24 at 10:57 pm to
The happy ending #1, the work to get there 50
Posted by MarciMoshes
Atlanta
Member since Nov 2023
312 posts
Posted on 5/22/24 at 11:14 pm to
He surely sounded bitter.
Posted by Tigerbait2323
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2010
310 posts
Posted on 5/22/24 at 11:20 pm to
I don’t talk to them for the conversation
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
63877 posts
Posted on 5/22/24 at 11:22 pm to
You can tell how old this site has become with all of the post-skirt chasers chiming in.
Posted by Seldom Seen
Member since Feb 2016
40848 posts
Posted on 5/22/24 at 11:26 pm to
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Where would you rank sex in the greatest things life has to offer?



Sex is life. One does not exists without the other.
Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
29008 posts
Posted on 5/22/24 at 11:27 pm to
I mean it fluctuates, dawg.
It’s almost always near the top.
It’s often solid 1 and nothing close to it.
It’s sometimes below 5 or lower.

However, if you’re SO is a freak, I could see it always being around 1-2.
Mine is not, but is hot incredible bod and down enough to keep it 1-2/wk.
Posted by ShermanTxTiger
Broussard, La
Member since Oct 2007
10921 posts
Posted on 5/22/24 at 11:29 pm to
3..

Perfect weather with a light breeze looking at the ocean with a drink #1

Enjoying a great meal #2


I am 59... this order is not likely the same one I had in my 20s.
Posted by Knox Harrington
Bucktown
Member since Sep 2009
97 posts
Posted on 5/23/24 at 12:07 am to
Sex is integral to a sound marriage, at least in my 42-year-old existence.

Is it seminal? Possibly not. I have three kids, coach them in numerous sports, integrally involved in their lives, etc. Likewise rewarding. Particularly so for a large volume of unrelated reasons.

But, sex still, after 15 years of mostly positive marriage experience: (1) refreshes our gig; (2) feels great; (3) decreases the mundane aspect of daily grind; and (4) on a good day, performance-wise, provides a reason for freshly laundered sheets the following evening.

Sex with a committed partner is very valuable, in this writer's opinion.
Posted by biglego
Ask your mom where I been
Member since Nov 2007
76787 posts
Posted on 5/23/24 at 12:14 am to
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Where would you rank sex in the greatest things life has to offer?

I may be at the point that I prefer taking a big liberating dump over sex
Posted by llfshoals
Member since Nov 2010
15606 posts
Posted on 5/23/24 at 12:35 am to
#1

If it’s not ranked first, you either married the wrong woman or are doing it wrong.

Married over 40 years, still going strong.
Posted by Gee Grenouille
Bogalusa
Member since Jul 2018
5041 posts
Posted on 5/23/24 at 1:26 am to
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Honestly, this is pretty sad


It’s really sad for her. Doesn’t bother me much.
Posted by lsubuddy
houma, la
Member since Jul 2014
4351 posts
Posted on 5/23/24 at 2:26 am to
I'm an addict so its pretty high up there
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