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re: Where would you rank sex in the greatest things life has to offer?

Posted on 5/23/24 at 5:01 am to
Posted by beaverfever
Arkansas
Member since Jan 2008
35468 posts
Posted on 5/23/24 at 5:01 am to
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Food
Sleep
Peace/quiet
Good beer
Sex
My hot take is that food is overrated. Most people will spend all day making a meal experience a 9 instead of a 7. I’m glad those people exist but I’m just not one of them. I’ll take the 7 that’s cheaper and takes less work. Ultimately they’re both checking the same box. Sex and women are kind of in the same boat now that I think of it.
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
298084 posts
Posted on 5/23/24 at 5:05 am to
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My hot take is that food is overrated.


Youre dead on.

People spend most of their lives chasing vanity. Sex, food, drugs, entertainment.

Its because are dead inside. I've been there, most shaming moment of my life.

Posted by Mr Happy
Member since May 2019
2398 posts
Posted on 5/23/24 at 5:09 am to
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90% of the bad decisions I've ever made were due to this. None of it was worth it.


quote:

I spent 90 percent of my money on wine, women and song. The other 10 percent I wasted.
. - WC Fields
Posted by AwgustaDawg
CSRA
Member since Jan 2023
13524 posts
Posted on 5/23/24 at 6:22 am to
#1 and it ain't close. The only reason any organism exists is to procreate and continue the species. Everything all organisms do in life is done to facilitate procreation. I know this is reductive but it is a simple, basic, biological fact...
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
85471 posts
Posted on 5/23/24 at 6:41 am to
Sex is divine. When you are deeply emotionally connected and your body’s are in rhythm and things feel desperate and urgent and all your senses are piqued , it might just be the most spiritual connection you can have with another person. There is no substitute for it. It never gets old. More please. I think it’s absolutely beautiful and the essence of the human experience.

Slamming a stranger? Meh. Feels good briefly. Nothing to write Aunt Clara about.
Posted by N2cars
Close by
Member since Feb 2008
38086 posts
Posted on 5/23/24 at 6:45 am to
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Sex and women are kind of in the same boat now that I think of it.


quote:

beaverfever


Name does not check out.
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
94832 posts
Posted on 5/23/24 at 6:53 am to
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Name does not check out.


Member since 2008

Posted by N2cars
Close by
Member since Feb 2008
38086 posts
Posted on 5/23/24 at 7:31 am to
Just doesn't seem very feverish for the beaver.

Posted by OU812ME2
Earth
Member since Jun 2021
1342 posts
Posted on 5/23/24 at 7:32 am to
For most women it's about the only thing they can offer. How about that?
Posted by aTmTexas Dillo
East Texas Lake
Member since Sep 2018
22882 posts
Posted on 5/23/24 at 7:41 am to
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Before ED kicks in its #1, after ED its dead last.


And after prostate problems and then the medications and then all the side effects of that medication. That's close to the end.
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
94832 posts
Posted on 5/23/24 at 7:51 am to
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Just doesn't seem very feverish for the beaver.


Maybe since he picked that name, he took some Beaver Tylenol?
Posted by FLBooGoTigs1
Nocatee, FL.
Member since Jan 2008
58725 posts
Posted on 5/23/24 at 7:57 am to
30 and under.: 8 out of 10

30 thru 50 : 5 out of 10

50 and above: 2 out of 10


Sex is good but being happy in life is what matters
Posted by JodyPlauche
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2009
9793 posts
Posted on 5/23/24 at 7:58 am to
2nd...right behind being able to make a fist!
Posted by bayouvette
Raceland
Member since Oct 2005
5619 posts
Posted on 5/23/24 at 8:02 am to
In the grand scheme of life there are 3 things people will die for money, p*ssy, and drugs.
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
298084 posts
Posted on 5/23/24 at 8:08 am to
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Sex is good but being happy in life is what matters


Yep. Obsession with sex leads to a lot of unhappiness.

Its not sex people dislike, its the obsession we had with it at a younger age.
Posted by tide06
Member since Oct 2011
20779 posts
Posted on 5/23/24 at 8:08 am to
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ETA: Good lord... maybe you guys really don't get it, but 2011 to us was like the Saints winning the Super Bowl in 2009-10

What? To who?

Bama had just won in 2009 and was obviously about to compete for championships as long as Saban was in town.

Fun and peak gloating to win in New Orleans? Sure.

Some sort of cathartic life changing win? No.
Posted by oleheat
Sportsman's Paradise
Member since Mar 2007
14569 posts
Posted on 5/23/24 at 8:15 am to
It definitely ranks the permanent #1 among life's "double-edged swords"....

Posted by LSUandAU
Key West, FL & Malibu (L.A.), CA
Member since Apr 2009
5160 posts
Posted on 5/23/24 at 8:16 am to
Sex contributes to good physical and mental health and health/longevity is a top priority...the "greatest thing."

1. Health
1a. Love
1b. Socialization
1c. Sex
1d. Exercise (other than sex)
1e. Diet
1f. Pets
This post was edited on 5/23/24 at 8:19 am
Posted by Oates Mustache
Member since Oct 2011
26100 posts
Posted on 5/23/24 at 8:17 am to
I'm repeating what I posted on the last page.

Reading this thread is depressing. Yall must have some crappy sex lives. Liven shite up, baws.

And all the ED talk? Take a damn pill, holy shite.

Sex is definitely a top 3 thing in life. It's an intimate connection between two people. That doesn't even go into how great it feels.

I'm amazed at how many of you are posting that it just doesn't do anything for you.

Maybe some of you need to get on TRT.
This post was edited on 5/23/24 at 8:18 am
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
298084 posts
Posted on 5/23/24 at 8:20 am to
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Maybe some of you need to get on TRT.


How old are you?

I went through a phase 15 years ago where I got all my curiosities and fantasies out of my system. Its glorious.

This post was edited on 5/23/24 at 8:21 am
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