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re: Where have all the heart attacks gone?

Posted on 4/12/20 at 7:43 pm to
Posted by HeadSlash
TEAM LIVE BADASS - St. GEORGE
Member since Aug 2006
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Posted on 4/12/20 at 7:43 pm to
Posted by N2cars
Member since Feb 2008
40396 posts
Posted on 4/12/20 at 7:43 pm to
Try to wait.

They don't want to see you, and they'll do a half-assed job of they do.
Posted by LouisianaLady
Member since Mar 2009
83170 posts
Posted on 4/12/20 at 7:44 pm to
Friend of mine has a high up position in a hospital in the area. The coroner asked him to perform a Covid test on a man who shot himself in The head.
Posted by Big Jim Slade
Member since Oct 2016
6367 posts
Posted on 4/12/20 at 7:47 pm to
Work is closed. People aren’t going to the ER just to get a work excuse note.
Posted by MBclass83
Member since Oct 2010
10397 posts
Posted on 4/12/20 at 7:48 pm to
ERs are usually full of non emergencies. No elective surgeries now, so they aren't in hospital either. Less driving, less wrecks.
Posted by HailToTheChiz
Back in Auburn
Member since Aug 2010
55036 posts
Posted on 4/12/20 at 7:49 pm to
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They’re writing them all off as Bat Flu deaths

Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
60186 posts
Posted on 4/12/20 at 7:51 pm to
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I know a lot of chicken is normally imported from China Wait, what?

Chickity china, the Chinese chicken
Posted by fishfighter
RIP
Member since Apr 2008
40026 posts
Posted on 4/12/20 at 7:51 pm to
Got a call in to my Cardo dr. Will see if video will help or even work. Did a Merlin check yesterday, but Doctors are not in their offices on weekends.
Posted by bee Rye
New orleans
Member since Jan 2006
34629 posts
Posted on 4/12/20 at 7:51 pm to
The slobs more likely to have heart attacks are the same slobs booked up to ventilators
Posted by DownshiftAndFloorIt
Here
Member since Jan 2011
72893 posts
Posted on 4/12/20 at 7:52 pm to
This needs to be publicized so the subdivision moms can chill the frick out a little bit
Posted by TIGRLEE
Northeast Louisiana
Member since Nov 2009
31493 posts
Posted on 4/12/20 at 7:58 pm to
That’s messed up.
Posted by noonan
Nassau Bay, TX
Member since Aug 2005
37017 posts
Posted on 4/12/20 at 8:12 pm to
Same people getting sick are the same people that would likely be getting sick from other things? (underlying issues)
Posted by Obtuse1
Westside Bodymore Yo
Member since Sep 2016
31201 posts
Posted on 4/12/20 at 8:12 pm to
My wife thinks a lot of her patients are just riding out STEMIs and NSTEMIs at home. She expects to see patients that have had infarctions after this is over.
Posted by cwill
Member since Jan 2005
54755 posts
Posted on 4/12/20 at 8:15 pm to
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The question is, why?


I would say less interaction with outsiders, less work stress (though in some cases replaced by economic stress), less street crime, drug availability...just guesses.
Posted by Homesick Tiger
Greenbrier, AR
Member since Nov 2006
56166 posts
Posted on 4/12/20 at 8:16 pm to
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Where have all the heart attacks gone?



Hospitals suspended them and strokes also because of needing the rooms for virus patients that might or might not need that room.
Posted by BigPerm30
Member since Aug 2011
32446 posts
Posted on 4/12/20 at 8:42 pm to
They go in for chest pains, catch the chinaman flu and then die. They are classified as chinaman flu death. Got to pump them numbers.
Posted by p0845330
Member since Aug 2013
6165 posts
Posted on 4/12/20 at 8:49 pm to
They’re all on lockdown and afraid to leave home. Their bodies will be found when all the restrictions are lifted.
Posted by southdowns84
Member since Dec 2009
1630 posts
Posted on 4/12/20 at 9:06 pm to
Don’t worry, I’m sure heart attacks aren’t too far away unfortunately.
Posted by Klark Kent
Houston via BR
Member since Jan 2008
75977 posts
Posted on 4/12/20 at 9:42 pm to
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People are at home, no in stressful commutes killing them selves at an office and eating fast food 3 times a day.


Yeah, I’m just not buying this.

Sure our lives are different but with everything going on no one is stressed out ehh? I don’t think so Tim.
Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
59352 posts
Posted on 4/12/20 at 9:47 pm to
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I know a lot of chicken is normally imported from China but there is no shortage of chicken. Did we change the sourcing?


You have that backwards
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