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re: When was the last time you got laid?

Posted on 9/21/26 at 8:38 pm to
Posted by greenbean
USAF Retired - 31 years
Member since Feb 2019
6741 posts
Posted on 9/21/26 at 8:38 pm to
About 1400 on Saturday.
Posted by Codythetiger
Arkansas
Member since Nov 2006
30736 posts
Posted on 9/21/26 at 8:40 pm to
Last night..oh yeah
Posted by tigerinthebueche
Member since Oct 2010
38555 posts
Posted on 9/21/26 at 8:41 pm to
Broads weaken the legs, Rock.
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
75862 posts
Posted on 9/21/26 at 9:28 pm to
Saturday morning first thing before we got out of bed. Nothing better than breakfast in bed.
Posted by WeeWee
Member since Aug 2012
46437 posts
Posted on 9/21/26 at 9:38 pm to
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When was the last time you got laid?


Last month

quote:

s anyone else hurting the way I’m hurting right now?


No but if you book a flight to St Maarten prostitution is legal there. You can choose from eastern european, latina, asian, and local caribbean (aka black).
Posted by JodyPlauche
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2009
10177 posts
Posted on 9/21/26 at 9:46 pm to
I have Low-T so it's been a long time. And I LOVE IT!
Posted by hellsu
Northshore via Westbank
Member since Jan 2009
4225 posts
Posted on 9/21/26 at 11:49 pm to
They say that is the Seinfeld episode that began the huge ratings increase in the show.
quote:

We have to do it. It's part of our lifestyle. It's like, uh shaving.
Posted by Rize
Spring Texas
Member since Sep 2011
20219 posts
Posted on 9/22/26 at 12:02 am to
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Me: May 13th, 2026. 2nd Longest drought since virginity. The longest was 5 years ago when I went an entire 13 months. Is anyone else hurting the way I’m hurting right now?


Well I’ve been with my wife for over 20 years so maybe a month or two because we have been apart for that long over the years with all the transfers.

Right when I met her I was running 4 I could call if I struck out at the clubs.
Posted by cbree88
South Louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
11477 posts
Posted on 9/22/26 at 12:08 am to
What happened to your wife?
Posted by Bill Parker?
Member since Jan 2013
5678 posts
Posted on 9/22/26 at 12:13 am to
A few days ago.

Found out the next day the wife wants a bigger house.
Posted by BrianKellysbuyout
Member since Nov 2025
2880 posts
Posted on 9/22/26 at 12:17 am to
Couldn't even tell you.
Posted by Buster Swift
Member since Sep 2026
84 posts
Posted on 9/22/26 at 12:35 am to
Best wishes on your journey to sobriety Simpson!
Posted by Sampson
10th state chartered
Member since Mar 2012
25366 posts
Posted on 9/22/26 at 1:00 am to
Best wishes on your birds. You do not know me.
Posted by coopsdad
Luling, LA
Member since Sep 2009
1076 posts
Posted on 9/22/26 at 1:07 am to
7 minutes ago. Just rolled over and started reading TD to put me to sleep.
Posted by stelly1025
Lafayette
Member since May 2012
10521 posts
Posted on 9/22/26 at 3:07 am to
Last night.
Posted by jcaz
Laffy
Member since Aug 2014
19678 posts
Posted on 9/22/26 at 6:30 am to
Sounds like you’d do very well in a marriage
Posted by T1gerNate
Member since Feb 2020
5123 posts
Posted on 9/22/26 at 6:31 am to
Well I’m married so eight months ago
Posted by Deathvalleytgr
Member since Aug 2026
4 posts
Posted on 9/22/26 at 6:39 am to
8 months and you're married?
Posted by Dez
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jun 2007
1765 posts
Posted on 9/22/26 at 6:45 am to
Few days ago. Wednesday and Friday of last week to be exact. But I'm 47 and the wife and I have 2 smaller kids in the house. So we have to be adventurous and find time. It's actually kind of fun that way.
Posted by Sampson
10th state chartered
Member since Mar 2012
25366 posts
Posted on 9/22/26 at 6:50 am to
Why does my post have over 100 downvotes? Bc I said I got laid in May? Why this amount of hate?
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