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re: When was the last time you got laid?

Posted on 9/21/26 at 4:09 pm to
Posted by Tedorgeron
Member since Feb 2022
385 posts
Posted on 9/21/26 at 4:09 pm to
and then I don’t know how to quit when I see what I want.

This is a creepy statement. How many restraining orders you got
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
43149 posts
Posted on 9/21/26 at 4:11 pm to
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Married. Two nights ago.


Do you make him pull out?
Posted by SingleMalt1973
Member since Feb 2022
25804 posts
Posted on 9/21/26 at 4:12 pm to
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I don’t want to pay for it and I was saving myself for a woman that won’t even hug me.


Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
77835 posts
Posted on 9/21/26 at 4:13 pm to
quote:

Do you make him pull out?


Brutal.... But likely.
Posted by FearlessFreep
Baja Alabama
Member since Nov 2009
20460 posts
Posted on 9/21/26 at 4:13 pm to
none of your goddam business
Posted by Sampson
Thailand
Member since Mar 2012
25169 posts
Posted on 9/21/26 at 4:14 pm to
quote:

and then I don’t know how to quit when I see what I want.

This is a creepy statement. How many restraining orders you got



None that I know of right now but yeah between me threatening that guys life and what I’ve said here today, I might be in deep shite. I’m leaning on God right now man. I’m that guy.
Posted by X123F45
Dictated not Read
Member since Apr 2015
30202 posts
Posted on 9/21/26 at 4:14 pm to
Given the wife is in baby mode, a shocking amount of times in the last 9 days.

I managed to roll my ankle during the last go yesterday at lunch
Posted by Sampson
Thailand
Member since Mar 2012
25169 posts
Posted on 9/21/26 at 4:15 pm to
Exactly
Posted by Tedorgeron
Member since Feb 2022
385 posts
Posted on 9/21/26 at 4:15 pm to
In all seriousness find a way to get your confidence back
Posted by Sampson
Thailand
Member since Mar 2012
25169 posts
Posted on 9/21/26 at 4:17 pm to
Have to put the bottle down and that starts tomorrow
Posted by Sofaking2
Member since Apr 2023
22587 posts
Posted on 9/21/26 at 4:17 pm to

Easy to find in Thailand.
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
81440 posts
Posted on 9/21/26 at 4:23 pm to
You said you loved her in that other thread. She wont touch you. That's, that's...phew, I feel for you man.
Posted by Tedorgeron
Member since Feb 2022
385 posts
Posted on 9/21/26 at 4:28 pm to
Good for you bro
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
151863 posts
Posted on 9/21/26 at 4:35 pm to
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Married. Last time, 1 month ago. Previous to that, 3 years ago.
that should be grounds for an at fault divorce and your wife having to pay you alimony for pain in suffering from breaking the vows
Posted by Sampson
Thailand
Member since Mar 2012
25169 posts
Posted on 9/21/26 at 4:36 pm to
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You said you loved her in that other thread. She wont touch you. That's, that's...phew, I feel for you man.


She taught me lessons I needed to learn. She showed me love in ways that few people get to experience. So I’m not bitter or pissed ab “not getting laid.” I gained way more than I lost with her. And I’m grateful for it regardless if we ever cross paths again. Good. Content and peaceful.
Posted by Adajax
Member since Nov 2015
8928 posts
Posted on 9/21/26 at 4:38 pm to
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2nd Longest drought since virginity.


What happened, bud? Did you recently get married?
Posted by Sampson
Thailand
Member since Mar 2012
25169 posts
Posted on 9/21/26 at 4:40 pm to
I’m happy that the OT is getting to benefit from my heart being broken in half. But when I sober up (tomorrow) it’s over for you B’s
Posted by Sampson
Thailand
Member since Mar 2012
25169 posts
Posted on 9/21/26 at 4:43 pm to
Life’s rough get a helmet right?
Posted by SmackoverHawg
Member since Oct 2011
31821 posts
Posted on 9/21/26 at 4:46 pm to
Bout 5 hours ago.
Posted by Beef Tips
Member since Jan 2013
2897 posts
Posted on 9/21/26 at 4:52 pm to
We average every 2 days over the past 20 years of marriage. Some of you have some sad marriages I couldn't stay in.
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