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re: When was the last time you got laid?

Posted on 9/21/26 at 4:55 pm to
Posted by TBoy
Kalamazoo
Member since Dec 2007
29314 posts
Posted on 9/21/26 at 4:55 pm to
quote:

I don’t want to get arrested. My resume is solid and uncompromising

I’ve never been to Thailand, but from what I’ve heard, they will arrest you if you are not paying for it on a regular basis.
Posted by 14&Counting
Dallas, TX
Member since Jul 2012
42592 posts
Posted on 9/21/26 at 5:02 pm to
quote:

That’s where I want to be but dutifully in the 70809 for now.


I see that is the zip code for Baton Rouge. if you van't get laid in a college town like that I don't know what to tell you.
Posted by Kjnstkmn
Vermilion Parish
Member since Aug 2020
22956 posts
Posted on 9/21/26 at 5:09 pm to
Posted by SallysHuman
Lady Palmetto Bug
Member since Jan 2025
26016 posts
Posted on 9/21/26 at 5:15 pm to
quote:

Have to put the bottle down and that starts tomorrow


That's a good start.
Posted by TideSaint
God's country
Member since Sep 2008
85593 posts
Posted on 9/21/26 at 5:29 pm to
Yesterday.

Twice.
Posted by Philzilla2k
Member since Oct 2017
13279 posts
Posted on 9/21/26 at 5:36 pm to
Saturday
Posted by LanierSpots
Gulf of America / Sarasota FL
Member since Sep 2010
72198 posts
Posted on 9/21/26 at 5:38 pm to
quote:

It’s been three weeks and I’m getting cranky.



Thats a long time. frick that.


Not going that long. Not gonna happen
Posted by oldtrucker
Marianna, Fl
Member since Apr 2013
3976 posts
Posted on 9/21/26 at 5:39 pm to
Maybe let your hair grow out....Sampson
Posted by BamaChemE
Midland, TX
Member since Feb 2012
7718 posts
Posted on 9/21/26 at 5:41 pm to
Friday night.

The Mrs received nature’s negative pregnancy test on Saturday.
Posted by billjamin
Houston
Member since Jun 2019
19824 posts
Posted on 9/21/26 at 5:42 pm to
More than a week and I’m in a foul mood.
Posted by Tiger Ryno
#WoF
Member since Feb 2007
109016 posts
Posted on 9/21/26 at 5:44 pm to
Well we decided as a family for me to have a vasectomy after our youngest was born, so for me its been 9.5 years.
This post was edited on 9/21/26 at 5:45 pm
Posted by Tigers58
Athens, AL
Member since Jun 2005
1100 posts
Posted on 9/21/26 at 5:44 pm to
It was 8/30/2025 .. Clemson pre-game routine, for good luck .. 5 days before I suddenly lost my wife of 34 years. Have been dry since and miss her / it terribly.
Posted by FnTigers
Member since Sep 2021
3227 posts
Posted on 9/21/26 at 5:59 pm to
Last night. It's great having a good wife.
Posted by chinhoyang
Member since Jun 2011
26292 posts
Posted on 9/21/26 at 6:02 pm to
last night, and I'm kind of an old fart

with a Pacemaker

Posted by FnTigers
Member since Sep 2021
3227 posts
Posted on 9/21/26 at 6:03 pm to
quote:

It was 8/30/2025 .. Clemson pre-game routine, for good luck .. 5 days before I suddenly lost my wife of 34 years. Have been dry since and miss her / it terribly.
horrible. Sorry man
Posted by DarthRebel
Tier Five is Alive
Member since Feb 2013
26336 posts
Posted on 9/21/26 at 7:14 pm to
Last night. After 25 years, we are still 3x a week.
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
45820 posts
Posted on 9/21/26 at 7:17 pm to
quote:

not sober but fairly clean, no hard drugs


I tried the hard stuff but I had to let all that go.
Posted by Tiger in Gatorland
Moonshine Holler
Member since Sep 2006
9590 posts
Posted on 9/21/26 at 8:01 pm to
Maybe he has a bad case of the hemorrhoids; you ever thought about that?
Posted by Kingshakabooboo
Member since Nov 2012
2049 posts
Posted on 9/21/26 at 8:13 pm to
I mean this in all seriousness..I truly feel sorry for some of you. And it also makes me realize how much God has blessed me.

Married 32 years….last time laid was last night. Time before that was Saturday night. Time before that was like last Wednesday. We are usually good for about 3 times a week on average.
Posted by Jimbeaux
Member since Sep 2003
22036 posts
Posted on 9/21/26 at 8:37 pm to
She has health problems which affect her libido and causes it to be painful for her, I’m trying to be supportive and understanding, but I’m also not happy that she took so long to see a doctor about it and only recently started taking replacement hormone therapy.

I’m Catholic and I consider her to be part of me - 2 become 1. This is our cross to bear together.
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