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When was the last time you got laid?

Posted on 9/21/26 at 3:23 pm
Posted by Sampson
Thailand
Member since Mar 2012
25169 posts
Posted on 9/21/26 at 3:23 pm
Me: May 13th, 2026. 2nd Longest drought since virginity. The longest was 5 years ago when I went an entire 13 months. Is anyone else hurting the way I’m hurting right now?
Posted by adavis
North of I-10
Member since Aug 2007
5982 posts
Posted on 9/21/26 at 3:24 pm to
No.
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
63970 posts
Posted on 9/21/26 at 3:25 pm to


Why worry, you are master of your domain, just whip it out and spank it.
Posted by Sampson
Thailand
Member since Mar 2012
25169 posts
Posted on 9/21/26 at 3:26 pm to
I don’t want to pay for it and I was saving myself for a woman that won’t even hug me.
Posted by Tedorgeron
Member since Feb 2022
385 posts
Posted on 9/21/26 at 3:26 pm to
Your location says Thailand if you cant get laid there all hope may be lost
Posted by backbone
Colorado
Member since Jul 2026
478 posts
Posted on 9/21/26 at 3:27 pm to
I went 5 years once on my own accord. I was told to stay away from women if I were to stay sober.

I’m back with women and not sober but fairly clean, no hard drugs
Posted by Dawgfanman
Member since Jun 2015
26516 posts
Posted on 9/21/26 at 3:27 pm to
Friday Night
Posted by Sampson
Thailand
Member since Mar 2012
25169 posts
Posted on 9/21/26 at 3:27 pm to
That’s where I want to be but dutifully in the 70809 for now.
Posted by jpainter6174
Boss city
Member since Feb 2014
6838 posts
Posted on 9/21/26 at 3:28 pm to
What kind of psycho remembers the last day they got laid that long ago...

Saturday lol
Posted by cenlaconvertedsouth
Member since May 2020
380 posts
Posted on 9/21/26 at 3:28 pm to
Struggling to get laid in Thailand is rough.
Posted by Sampson
Thailand
Member since Mar 2012
25169 posts
Posted on 9/21/26 at 3:29 pm to
That’s real talk man. 5 years is incredible. Stay off that hard stuff.
Posted by StringedInstruments
Member since Oct 2013
21148 posts
Posted on 9/21/26 at 3:29 pm to
It’s been three weeks and I’m getting cranky.
Posted by Mo Jeaux
Member since Aug 2008
65045 posts
Posted on 9/21/26 at 3:30 pm to
quote:

I don’t want to pay for it a


You always pay for it one way or another.
Posted by danilo
Member since Nov 2008
26575 posts
Posted on 9/21/26 at 3:30 pm to
Banged the old lady yesterday
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
43149 posts
Posted on 9/21/26 at 3:30 pm to
quote:

I was saving myself for a woman that won’t even hug me.


That chick from the office?
Posted by parrothead
big salty ham
Member since Mar 2010
5395 posts
Posted on 9/21/26 at 3:30 pm to
Saturday night

Posted by Sampson
Thailand
Member since Mar 2012
25169 posts
Posted on 9/21/26 at 3:31 pm to
quote:

What kind of psycho remembers the last day they got laid that long ago...



This kind
Posted by Sampson
Thailand
Member since Mar 2012
25169 posts
Posted on 9/21/26 at 3:32 pm to
Yes. I’m that guy. Officially
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
43149 posts
Posted on 9/21/26 at 3:33 pm to
Have you tried just showing up at her house??
Posted by Sampson
Thailand
Member since Mar 2012
25169 posts
Posted on 9/21/26 at 3:33 pm to
I don’t want to get arrested. My resume is solid and uncompromising
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