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When was the last time you got laid?
Posted on 9/21/26 at 3:23 pm
Posted on 9/21/26 at 3:23 pm
Me: May 13th, 2026. 2nd Longest drought since virginity. The longest was 5 years ago when I went an entire 13 months. Is anyone else hurting the way I’m hurting right now?
Posted on 9/21/26 at 3:25 pm to Sampson
Why worry, you are master of your domain, just whip it out and spank it.
Posted on 9/21/26 at 3:26 pm to Cheese Grits
I don’t want to pay for it and I was saving myself for a woman that won’t even hug me.
Posted on 9/21/26 at 3:26 pm to Sampson
Your location says Thailand if you cant get laid there all hope may be lost
Posted on 9/21/26 at 3:27 pm to Sampson
I went 5 years once on my own accord. I was told to stay away from women if I were to stay sober.
I’m back with women and not sober but fairly clean, no hard drugs
I’m back with women and not sober but fairly clean, no hard drugs
Posted on 9/21/26 at 3:27 pm to Tedorgeron
That’s where I want to be but dutifully in the 70809 for now.
Posted on 9/21/26 at 3:28 pm to Sampson
What kind of psycho remembers the last day they got laid that long ago...
Saturday lol
Saturday lol
Posted on 9/21/26 at 3:28 pm to Sampson
Struggling to get laid in Thailand is rough.
Posted on 9/21/26 at 3:29 pm to backbone
That’s real talk man. 5 years is incredible. Stay off that hard stuff.
Posted on 9/21/26 at 3:29 pm to Sampson
It’s been three weeks and I’m getting cranky.
Posted on 9/21/26 at 3:30 pm to Sampson
quote:
I don’t want to pay for it a
You always pay for it one way or another.
Posted on 9/21/26 at 3:30 pm to Sampson
Banged the old lady yesterday
Posted on 9/21/26 at 3:30 pm to Sampson
quote:
I was saving myself for a woman that won’t even hug me.
That chick from the office?
Posted on 9/21/26 at 3:31 pm to jpainter6174
quote:
What kind of psycho remembers the last day they got laid that long ago...
This kind
Posted on 9/21/26 at 3:32 pm to Tyga Woods
Yes. I’m that guy. Officially
Posted on 9/21/26 at 3:33 pm to Sampson
Have you tried just showing up at her house??
Posted on 9/21/26 at 3:33 pm to Tyga Woods
I don’t want to get arrested. My resume is solid and uncompromising

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