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re: What’s the worst place you’ve ever had a bug bite?
Posted on 4/4/24 at 3:04 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
Posted on 4/4/24 at 3:04 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
Tick one my sack one time. Removed with no issues. Little bastard.
Skeeter bite on my shin that later morphed into staphylococcus.
It was in the perfect spot to hit in everything. My shithead yorkie was jumping up on me and ripped off the scab. Hurt like a MF.
Got stung on my face in 1st grade at the bus stop. I pulled that wasp off my face and crushed it.
Skeeter bite on my shin that later morphed into staphylococcus.
It was in the perfect spot to hit in everything. My shithead yorkie was jumping up on me and ripped off the scab. Hurt like a MF.
Got stung on my face in 1st grade at the bus stop. I pulled that wasp off my face and crushed it.
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Posted on 4/4/24 at 3:04 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
I found a tick on the back side of my balls when I was in first grade.
Posted on 4/4/24 at 3:11 pm to Sayre
The worst single place was on the ear when I was in middle school. It was some kind of bee or wasp and my ear swelled up about twice its normal size. Was called "elephant ear" for a couple of weeks.
Worst bug encounter ever was when I yanked a dead plant out of a large pot only to find that hornets had made a nest there. I ran about a quarter of a mile to get away from them and was stung over 30 times. It made me sick for a day.
Worst bug encounter ever was when I yanked a dead plant out of a large pot only to find that hornets had made a nest there. I ran about a quarter of a mile to get away from them and was stung over 30 times. It made me sick for a day.
Posted on 4/4/24 at 3:12 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
one time i went and did a dove hunt in public land.
shot a few times, hit a bird, but was pretty slow. all of the sudden the terrible urge came that you never want when hunting and especially at public land. no napkins in hand (rookie move.)
found a sturdy tree in a lowland area, held on, dropped trou, and let her rip.
lo and behold. there was a hornet's nest in this tree. when i grabbed on, i shook the nest and they attacked me. but only my nethers. one on the weiner, one on the balls, and two on the butt.
after dancing around and screaming with my pants down, and calming down. i took my boxers, cleaned up as much as i could, threw them under a brush and tenderly walked back to the truck. and then told my wife to never ask about it.
i'm always pretty particular to not leave a bird behind due to wanton waste of game, but i let the ants have that one.
my less funny answer is scorpions in shoes growing up in west Texas. after a couple of times, i would always beat my shoes out and my wife thought that was a weird habit.
shot a few times, hit a bird, but was pretty slow. all of the sudden the terrible urge came that you never want when hunting and especially at public land. no napkins in hand (rookie move.)
found a sturdy tree in a lowland area, held on, dropped trou, and let her rip.
lo and behold. there was a hornet's nest in this tree. when i grabbed on, i shook the nest and they attacked me. but only my nethers. one on the weiner, one on the balls, and two on the butt.
after dancing around and screaming with my pants down, and calming down. i took my boxers, cleaned up as much as i could, threw them under a brush and tenderly walked back to the truck. and then told my wife to never ask about it.
i'm always pretty particular to not leave a bird behind due to wanton waste of game, but i let the ants have that one.
my less funny answer is scorpions in shoes growing up in west Texas. after a couple of times, i would always beat my shoes out and my wife thought that was a weird habit.
This post was edited on 4/4/24 at 3:13 pm
Posted on 4/4/24 at 3:19 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
When we were about 9 or 10 watched my cousin get bit on the throat by a snapping turtle. Sucker just latched on and hung there while he screamed. Worst for me was probably a horsefly bite on the back of the neck. Bled pretty good from it.
And the ole crotch chiggers.
And the ole crotch chiggers.
Posted on 4/4/24 at 3:23 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
Ft. Benning, GA on my testicles. Very bad news. My nuts swole up and I treated it myself in the field.
Posted on 4/4/24 at 3:27 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
Was riding bikes with the old lady when I see a dot down the road kinda hovering around in a circle getting bigger and bigger till it becomes a bumblebee that hit me right between the eyes. Took me off the bike like I'd been shot. And to add insult to injury, the bastard got caught in my hair and started stinging me on the head while I hilariously leaped up from my bike wreck and commenced beating myself senseless to try to stop him.
Posted on 4/4/24 at 3:31 pm to Captain Rumbeard
Wasp - in the eye/eyelid
Hornet - on the lip. Way worse than the eye.
Hornet - on the lip. Way worse than the eye.
Posted on 4/4/24 at 3:40 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
Tick on my left nut.
Posted on 4/4/24 at 3:45 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
Not a bite, but I sat down on a hornet once. I was wearing cotton sweatpants that had been cut off into shorts (this was the 80's). It stung me right inside the crack of my arse and my bunghole swelled up like squashed grapefruit.
It hurt to push a turd for 3 weeks.
It hurt to push a turd for 3 weeks.
Posted on 4/4/24 at 3:48 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
an ant crawled up my leg and bit me on the balls..
This post was edited on 4/4/24 at 9:49 pm
Posted on 4/4/24 at 3:49 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
Chigger bites… all fricking over
Posted on 4/4/24 at 3:52 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
Two ticks in navel.
Posted on 4/4/24 at 3:52 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
Got stung by a wasp on the top of my ear. It's such a tiny area there's nowhere for the venom to go. Hurt like a motherfricker and my entire head was pounding for hours...
Posted on 4/4/24 at 4:09 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
I had a two day ordeal when I was a kid in Hawaii. Went to the beach, stepped on a man-o-war (hurt like hell) and I got a coral cut on my foot. When I got home, Mom sprayed fricking aerosol Lysol on the coral cut. I didn't get an infection, but it hurt a lot. Then, the next morning, I was getting these berries off a tree (we called them grape seeds bu tthey weren't grapes). I reached in to pull out a group of the fruit and came back with a wasp nest - the wasps laid into me.
Posted on 4/4/24 at 4:13 pm to Peterson Was In
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Chigger on the nut sack is the WOAT
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Easily the worst but also the most satisfying to scratch if/when you're able
The old pinch & roll method works best
Posted on 4/4/24 at 4:18 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
Redbugs on the nutsack sucks
Posted on 4/4/24 at 4:18 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
Buddy of mine had a tick on his taint during a week long Boy Scout camp out.
He absolutely refused to go to the nurse to have her pull it.
He absolutely refused to go to the nurse to have her pull it.
Posted on 4/4/24 at 4:21 pm to go_tigres
Tick bite at the top of arse crack. Every clothing I wore made it itch worse.
I hate ticks.
I hate ticks.
Posted on 4/4/24 at 4:22 pm to go_tigres
Some of y'all need to quit going commando in the yard.
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