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re: What's the longest and shortest you've worked a "real" job?

Posted on 4/29/22 at 1:44 pm to
Posted by Zendog
Santa Barbara
Member since Feb 2019
5610 posts
Posted on 4/29/22 at 1:44 pm to
Shortest- 1 day - Foremost garlic factory in Gilroy Ca.

8 hours of picking bad garlic heads off of a conveyor belt
Posted by Shenanigans
Spring Hill, TN
Member since Nov 2012
2401 posts
Posted on 4/29/22 at 1:48 pm to
Shortest - 1 1/2 years

Longest - 4 1/2 years

I’m not a “job hopper” by any means, but companies change over time to the point where you have no further growth opportunities, or your values no longer jive with the vision/culture of that company, so it becomes time to move on.

Case in point, the job I’m in right now (have been there 3 years) was the absolute best job I could have ever imagined for the first 2 years. However, so much change has happened in the past year (new leadership - CRO, COO, CFO, a LOT more micromanagement, etc) that I’m now looking to make a switch.

I work remotely for a Bay Area tech company in new business sales if that matters.
Posted by dakarx
Member since Sep 2018
7853 posts
Posted on 4/29/22 at 2:10 pm to
Longest - 15 Years
Shortest - 4 Months
Posted by Newrow
Member since Oct 2017
946 posts
Posted on 4/29/22 at 2:13 pm to
I got fired at New Orleans country club as a greenskeeper in high school for being two minutes late. I had to be there at 6 AM. I should of never been hired.
Posted by USAFLSUTIGER
Alaska
Member since Sep 2011
287 posts
Posted on 4/29/22 at 2:15 pm to
Shortest ever was 3 days working at Sonic while in high school.

Shortest "real" job was 1.5 months. Got a better offer that I couldn't pass up.

Longest - 9 years active military
Posted by supadave3
Houston, TX
Member since Dec 2005
31128 posts
Posted on 4/29/22 at 2:15 pm to
Longest - 6 years
Shortest - fired morning of first day once background checks came back. Whoops.
This post was edited on 4/29/22 at 2:16 pm
Posted by 3deadtrolls
lafayette
Member since Jan 2014
6355 posts
Posted on 4/29/22 at 2:15 pm to
Longest - 7 years
Shortest - 6 months

Coincidentally, left the shortest to go to the longest. I felt like I was not fitting the position well and didn't think I was doing a great job. When I turned my notice in they told me they felt the opposite and offered to throw a bunch of money my way to stay, but in the end I really wasn't feeling it.
Posted by Skywalker
St. George
Member since Jul 2010
1253 posts
Posted on 4/29/22 at 2:21 pm to
Shortest was 4 hours -realized roofing was not in my blood.
Longest was 22 years
Posted by c on z
Zamunda
Member since Mar 2009
129116 posts
Posted on 4/29/22 at 2:23 pm to
Shortest - 6 months

Longest- 4 years (in a prior job and my current job)
Posted by TigerGrad2011
Member since Aug 2016
1591 posts
Posted on 4/29/22 at 2:24 pm to
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Posted by Pettifogger
I don't really care, Margaret
Member since Feb 2012
83477 posts
Posted on 4/29/22 at 2:31 pm to
In college I helped build out a Home Depot for like 2 months.

Hardest job I ever had, but I'm a bitch
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
102302 posts
Posted on 4/29/22 at 2:37 pm to
Waiter in a sorority house. Two days. My roommmate talked me into it as a way to meet girls. Protip: The fat ones come to meals. The cute girls are upstairs being anorexic.
Posted by KurtSchrute
Member since Oct 2017
878 posts
Posted on 4/29/22 at 2:43 pm to
Longest = 20 years
Shortest = 8 hours
Posted by madmaxvol
Infinity + 1 Posts
Member since Oct 2011
20913 posts
Posted on 4/29/22 at 2:57 pm to
Shortest - 5 months (Federal Contract work and contract ended)

Longest - Been at my current job for 12 years.
Posted by calcotron
Member since Nov 2007
9355 posts
Posted on 4/29/22 at 3:08 pm to
Real jobs, 10 years and 12 years.

Doing dishes at Lamadeleine, 4 months.
Posted by Loup
Ferriday
Member since Apr 2019
14228 posts
Posted on 4/29/22 at 3:14 pm to
Longest is current job, about 10 years.

Shortest was 2 years.
Posted by back9Tiger
Mandeville, LA.
Member since Nov 2005
16309 posts
Posted on 4/29/22 at 3:59 pm to
Longest 11 years, shortest 9 months.
Posted by cypresstiger
The South
Member since Aug 2008
12419 posts
Posted on 4/29/22 at 5:17 pm to
Longest 22 years
Shortest—1 day at an archaeology site. That was hot and BORING. Never again
Posted by jrodLSUke
Premium
Member since Jan 2011
24517 posts
Posted on 4/29/22 at 6:10 pm to
14 years
10 years
Posted by Doublebagger
Member since Mar 2021
980 posts
Posted on 4/29/22 at 6:29 pm to
Jobs were soley created to pay your bills.
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