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KurtSchrute
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| Number of Posts: | 917 |
| Registered on: | 10/10/2017 |
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re: Amateur Wrestler in Skinny Jeans, a Paragon of Athleticism
Posted by KurtSchrute on 6/17/26 at 6:33 pm to HogBalls
May the fleas of a thousand dogs feast on your danglers.
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re: Great Advertising Jingles (Songs Specifically for the Commercials)
Posted by KurtSchrute on 6/17/26 at 6:29 pm to Ramblin Wreck
Two all beef patties special sauce lettuce cheese pickles onions on a sesame seed bun.
re: The most decisive victory in American military history took place 84 years ago today…
Posted by KurtSchrute on 6/4/26 at 10:03 pm to RollTide1987
You're all wrong. The most decisive victory in American military history is the Battle of Schrute Farms.
re: 40 year old "wellness coach" dies after injecting poisonous frog venom
Posted by KurtSchrute on 5/26/26 at 5:21 am to tigerskin
Reminds me of a joke I heard one time.
Did you hear what happened to the 40 year old "wellness coach" who injected himself with poisonous frog venom?
He croaked.
I'll see my way out.
Did you hear what happened to the 40 year old "wellness coach" who injected himself with poisonous frog venom?
He croaked.
I'll see my way out.
re: Storage Wars Star Darrell Sheets Dies at 67 - Suicide
Posted by KurtSchrute on 4/22/26 at 6:27 pm to Hangit
quote:
he just pulled his thumb out and wants to know if you want to smell it.
It's on my Wishlist.
re: Storage Wars Star Darrell Sheets Dies at 67 - Suicide
Posted by KurtSchrute on 4/22/26 at 4:21 pm to WhuckFistle
Why's Eddie Vedder hiding behind Brandy?
re: What are some buzzwords or phrases that need be taken out behind the woodshed?
Posted by KurtSchrute on 3/18/26 at 6:44 pm to burger bearcat
Optics, take this offline, new normal, reach-out, alignment, unpack, leverage, touch base, 30,000 foot view.
re: Basketball has never been my sport, but I think this might be a foul
Posted by KurtSchrute on 3/18/26 at 5:19 am to Darth_Vader
Textbook targeting...
re: Female suspect explains to the cops that her boyfriend moved overseas. To Connecticut
Posted by KurtSchrute on 3/17/26 at 10:43 am to L.A.
quote:
Connecticut
Dey has good smoke sausages...
re: What's something you did when you were younger that you're glad wasn't recorded.
Posted by KurtSchrute on 3/16/26 at 7:06 am to Rex Feral
Those things will go to the grave with me.
re: Lunardi has bama as a 3 seed. Think we’d be a 4 but due to bediako, looking for a 5.
Posted by KurtSchrute on 3/14/26 at 2:25 pm to Atxgump
My guess is a 5 that gets trounced by a 12 in round 1.
re: 1 shot, suffers non-life threatening injuries in Oxford (Alabama) mall shooting
Posted by KurtSchrute on 3/1/26 at 6:55 am to dcbl
Found a pic of the perps...
re: Bill Gates' lab made butter to hit stores in 2027
Posted by KurtSchrute on 2/20/26 at 8:22 am to Night Vision
Does anyone really think that Bill Gates cares about people's health? Especially when he's on record for saying we have an over-population issue that needs to be controlled.
re: Pizza ain’t the only thing Hot n Ready at Little Caesar’s
Posted by KurtSchrute on 2/19/26 at 9:44 pm to upgrayedd
Didn't know Lil Caesars served up deep dish...
re: Is this one of the best-looking cars ever made?
Posted by KurtSchrute on 2/4/26 at 6:53 pm to Street Hawk
re: Songs that start Soft but end Hard
Posted by KurtSchrute on 1/26/26 at 3:45 pm to STigers
Paradise City
re: W/O Saban Bama as hc or Saban tree guy as hc - how long will state of bama go before natty
Posted by KurtSchrute on 1/12/26 at 4:33 pm to td01241
The last dynasty and dang-near dynasty were Alabama and Georgia. Those runs will more than likely never be repeated, unless something changes.
re: Do you use the F word around your kids?
Posted by KurtSchrute on 12/23/25 at 8:02 am to i am dan
Don't cuss, curse, or swear at all. I was taught that profanities are strong words used by weak people.
re: Alabama Fans: Kane Wommack
Posted by KurtSchrute on 11/23/25 at 11:01 pm to PuertoRicanBlaze
quote:and
straight
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Aggy "stuff"
re: As I engage in divine worship today, I’ll say a prayer for all the lost souls
Posted by KurtSchrute on 10/19/25 at 2:24 pm to navy
re: List your high school years and rate the music on
Posted by KurtSchrute on 10/14/25 at 7:15 pm to bleedsgarnet
88-91, a solid 9.
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