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What would you do if you were homeless?

Posted on 7/8/19 at 1:15 pm
Posted by The Dunder Mifflin
Member since Mar 2018
752 posts
Posted on 7/8/19 at 1:15 pm
What would your plan be if you were homeless?
Would you go to a highly populated city and just beg for money, eat out of garbage cans or use homeless shelters?

Even though I have no outdoors experience, I would rather move to the country or forest and survive by the environment. Gather and hunt for your own food, make your own shelters and see some nice views of the wilderness.
Posted by Janky
Team Primo
Member since Jun 2011
35957 posts
Posted on 7/8/19 at 1:16 pm to
Get a job.
Posted by jbgleason
Bailed out of BTR to God's Country
Member since Mar 2012
18907 posts
Posted on 7/8/19 at 1:16 pm to
Get your shite together, get a job, get a home?
Posted by TigerFred
Feeding hamsters
Member since Aug 2003
27174 posts
Posted on 7/8/19 at 1:16 pm to
Move to San Fransisco and shite in the street.
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
48560 posts
Posted on 7/8/19 at 1:16 pm to
I'd go somewhere with mild weather and shite in the street

ETA Dammit Fred
This post was edited on 7/8/19 at 1:17 pm
Posted by Salmon
On the trails
Member since Feb 2008
83583 posts
Posted on 7/8/19 at 1:16 pm to
quote:

Even though I have no outdoors experience, I would rather move to the country or forest and survive by the environment. Gather and hunt for your own food, make your own shelters and see some nice views of the wilderness.


you'd die in 2 weeks
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124268 posts
Posted on 7/8/19 at 1:17 pm to
Find a fat girl, preferably one with a good income like a nurse, frick her brains out, shack up with her and have her take care of me.

Play video games all day.


Although I couldn’t really do that because my nature makes me get a job and start providing
This post was edited on 7/8/19 at 1:18 pm
Posted by Tester1216
South Louisiana
Member since Jul 2018
22149 posts
Posted on 7/8/19 at 1:17 pm to
I don't foresee me ever being without a job for very long.
Posted by StealthCalais11
Lurker since 2007
Member since Aug 2011
12450 posts
Posted on 7/8/19 at 1:17 pm to
Have a fight to the death with another homeless beggar for the rights to a city corner with a high traffic count. Survival of the fittest.
Posted by jimbeam
University of LSU
Member since Oct 2011
75703 posts
Posted on 7/8/19 at 1:17 pm to
How you gonna hunt with no outdoor experience?
Posted by Salmon
On the trails
Member since Feb 2008
83583 posts
Posted on 7/8/19 at 1:17 pm to
also I'd live in someone's walls

Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 7/8/19 at 1:18 pm to
quote:


What would your plan be if you were homeless?
Would you go to a highly populated city and just beg for money, eat out of garbage cans or use homeless shelters?


I wouldn't eat out of garbage cans.

I would go to Portland, OR and just beg. My sister lives there and they feed the homeless constantly. She'll buy extra meals at restaurants in a to-go box if she sees one outside and gives it to them.

Its nice and kind of the surface, but then you realize most of them are professional homeless people that take advantage of kind people like my sister.

Regardless, that would probably be your best bet to get fed and sheltered.
Posted by Bjorn Cyborg
Member since Sep 2016
26785 posts
Posted on 7/8/19 at 1:19 pm to
Scrounge and beg for enough money to buy a gym membership. Gives you a place to hang out, with showers and potentially a locker to keep some stuff.
Posted by Y.A. Tittle
Member since Sep 2003
101443 posts
Posted on 7/8/19 at 1:20 pm to
quote:

also I'd live in someone's walls


I'd shoot for someone's closet. Give me a bit more space.

Posted by celltech1981
Member since Jul 2014
8139 posts
Posted on 7/8/19 at 1:20 pm to
I've been homeless for over 2 years. I couch surf and keep a gym membership to shower. I've worked the same job for 5 years lol
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65701 posts
Posted on 7/8/19 at 1:20 pm to
quote:

I would go to Portland, OR and just beg. My sister lives there and they feed the homeless constantly. She'll buy extra meals at restaurants in a to-go box if she sees one outside and gives it to them.

Its nice and kind of the surface, but then you realize most of them are professional homeless people that take advantage of kind people like my sister.
Pics of her(?), I might want to take advantage of her....
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
19300 posts
Posted on 7/8/19 at 1:20 pm to
Move to Louisiana and got to Walmart everyday.


In my pajamas and ride a scooter around buying stuff with my EBT card
Posted by thejuiceisloose
UNO Fan
Member since Nov 2018
4174 posts
Posted on 7/8/19 at 1:21 pm to
Buy a house
This post was edited on 7/8/19 at 1:21 pm
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
63029 posts
Posted on 7/8/19 at 1:21 pm to
Bang fat chicks for money.
Posted by Jack Daniel
In the bottle
Member since Feb 2013
25482 posts
Posted on 7/8/19 at 1:21 pm to
quote:

I have no outdoors experience

quote:

I would rather move to the country or forest and survive by the environment. Gather and hunt for your own food, make your own shelters

How would you know how to do these things?
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