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re: What would you do if you were homeless?
Posted on 7/8/19 at 2:54 pm to PipelineBaw
Posted on 7/8/19 at 2:54 pm to PipelineBaw
Rob the Post Office and be sent to federal prison. Free food, healthcare, library. That beats freezing in the snow or sleeping on the street in San Francisco.
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Posted on 7/8/19 at 2:58 pm to alphaandomega
quote:. Pasture ponds are usually full of cow shite.
...look for some pasture land.
Posted on 7/8/19 at 3:04 pm to The Dunder Mifflin
Thought about this before, and it's a pretty easy fix.
Find a shelter, use their eligibility/case worker to sign up for any immediate benefits I'm eligible for.
Get job at McDonald's. They give you 3 uniforms, and two meals each day before/after shift. (food/clothes)
Save a paycheck or two, and find a roommate situation to leave the shelter and get off benefits.
Use benefits as intended for the short term, but then find a low level step climb until I can get a higher paying job.
Find a shelter, use their eligibility/case worker to sign up for any immediate benefits I'm eligible for.
Get job at McDonald's. They give you 3 uniforms, and two meals each day before/after shift. (food/clothes)
Save a paycheck or two, and find a roommate situation to leave the shelter and get off benefits.
Use benefits as intended for the short term, but then find a low level step climb until I can get a higher paying job.
Posted on 7/8/19 at 4:26 pm to Bigfishchoupique
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Pasture ponds are usually full of cow shite.
And piss.
Thats why I was laughing at him.
Posted on 7/8/19 at 4:28 pm to The Dunder Mifflin
I’ve been homeless.
I asked somebody to call the cops on me, and they took me to the hospital.
BAC of .32
I asked somebody to call the cops on me, and they took me to the hospital.
BAC of .32
Posted on 7/8/19 at 5:10 pm to The Dunder Mifflin
I'd rent a climate controlled storage unit and spend my days there. I'd find a 24 hour Wal Mart for nights. The cheap gym membership is a great idea.
Posted on 7/8/19 at 5:10 pm to The Dunder Mifflin
call a relative or friend move in get a job solve for Y duh
I guess it helps not being addicted to meth or crack or heroin
I guess it helps not being addicted to meth or crack or heroin
Posted on 7/8/19 at 5:14 pm to The Dunder Mifflin
quote:
What would your plan be if you were homeless
Buy a house
Posted on 7/8/19 at 7:19 pm to PipelineBaw
quote:
If you're serious Turner, Performance, Cajun, and McDermott are pretty big in Baton Rouge
Monroe area.
Very serious
Posted on 7/8/19 at 7:22 pm to The Dunder Mifflin
jokes aside, I'd live in a beach area with a fairly moderate year round climate
Posted on 7/8/19 at 7:27 pm to The Dunder Mifflin
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move to the country or forest and survive by the environment. Gather and hunt for your own food, make your own shelters and see some nice views of the wilderness.
This. If I'm gonna starve to death I'd rather be somewhere beautiful.
Posted on 7/8/19 at 7:58 pm to The Dunder Mifflin
2 chicks at the same time?
This post was edited on 7/8/19 at 7:59 pm
Posted on 7/8/19 at 8:01 pm to The Dunder Mifflin
Get a trailer and live in the Walmart parking lot.
Posted on 7/8/19 at 8:25 pm to Celery
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Live on coconuts and shite.
You may not live but if you're diet is purely coconuts you will definitely shite alot.
Posted on 7/8/19 at 8:28 pm to Mr Clean
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I’ve been homeless.
I asked somebody to call the cops on me, and they took me to the hospital.
BAC of .32
Was this after you got evicted from your mobile home in Indian Bayou?
This post was edited on 7/8/19 at 9:13 pm
Posted on 7/8/19 at 8:51 pm to The Dunder Mifflin
Katrina wiped out my home and job but i took a clever route and before we could even come back into new orleans, i had my job and safe free housing secured.
How? I contacted private hotels and b&b and offered to work. I have previous experience so it was a breeze. I ended up at a private hotel that was actually one of the old orphanages from the old days.
Bonus: looters had stayed there and a lot of their stolen goods still in packing. We could keep anything we found as we cleaned up.
How? I contacted private hotels and b&b and offered to work. I have previous experience so it was a breeze. I ended up at a private hotel that was actually one of the old orphanages from the old days.
Bonus: looters had stayed there and a lot of their stolen goods still in packing. We could keep anything we found as we cleaned up.
Posted on 7/8/19 at 9:01 pm to The Dunder Mifflin
Join a religious order. I bet I could find a place to rest my head and get a hot meal everyday in return for handyman type work and acts of service or volunteering on behalf of the organization.
Start doing random good shite in hopes of catching the eye of someone who believed in second chances.
Living off the grid would be fun at first but I’d die pretty quick.
Would never beg without working. Would try to practice as good of hygiene as possible.
Start doing random good shite in hopes of catching the eye of someone who believed in second chances.
Living off the grid would be fun at first but I’d die pretty quick.
Would never beg without working. Would try to practice as good of hygiene as possible.
Posted on 7/10/19 at 6:57 am to redstick13
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Was this after you got evicted from your mobile home in Indian Bayou?
Yes, I was in my 20s when I was in that trailer.
This was just a few years ago.
Posted on 7/10/19 at 7:08 am to The Dunder Mifflin
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I would rather move to the country or forest and survive by the environment. Gather and hunt for your own food, make your own shelters and see some nice views of the wilderness.
Your ideas about what you would do are clouded by the fact that you don't have a crippling drug addiction. You are also presumably not batshit fricking insane, which means you are formulating some sort of plan other than "piss my pants while I yell at street signs". Most homeless people don't have the luxury you do.
Posted on 7/10/19 at 7:10 am to The Dunder Mifflin
Prob smoke crack and soil myself
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