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re: What would you do if you were homeless?
Posted on 7/8/19 at 1:35 pm to The Dunder Mifflin
Posted on 7/8/19 at 1:35 pm to The Dunder Mifflin
Work for any construction company for $15/hr minimum as a firewatch until I learned how to weld
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Posted on 7/8/19 at 1:56 pm to Salmon
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you'd die in 2 weeks
would he still be considered homeless?
Posted on 7/8/19 at 2:00 pm to The Dunder Mifflin
If theres some weird set of rules that I have to be homeless, I go the wilderness route. Know how to navigate, hunt, fish, and build shelter. Thatd be about all I'd need.
Probably find me in a year or two absolutely batshit bonkers talking with squirrels. But hey it's better than shitting on the street and sleeping on concrete
Probably find me in a year or two absolutely batshit bonkers talking with squirrels. But hey it's better than shitting on the street and sleeping on concrete
Posted on 7/8/19 at 2:01 pm to The Dunder Mifflin
quote:No, you wouldn't. You'd be dead inside of ten days.
I have no outdoors experience, I would... survive by the environment. Gather and hunt for your own food, make your own shelters
You'd do better going to the Salvation Army or some homeless shelter.
Posted on 7/8/19 at 2:03 pm to The Dunder Mifflin
I'd move to sweden or norway and kill 10 people, sit in jail there for about 3 years while I collected my thoughts
Posted on 7/8/19 at 2:03 pm to The Dunder Mifflin
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Even though I have no outdoors experience, I would rather move to the country or forest and survive by the environment. Gather and hunt for your own food, make your own shelters and see some nice views of the wilderness.
If you decide to do this you should look for some pasture land. There are ponds there that do not have all the chemicals in rivers etc.
Much safer to drink from!
Posted on 7/8/19 at 2:05 pm to Jake88
Seriously OP those arent survival skills you just learn on the go. Being in the wild with that kind of attitude is how you die of something stupid like food poisoning or an infected toe nail
Posted on 7/8/19 at 2:06 pm to The Dunder Mifflin
Scrape up enough coins to buy a ticket to Tahiti and be homeless there. Live on coconuts and shite.
Posted on 7/8/19 at 2:13 pm to StealthCalais11
Like if I lost my house, my job, and my wife all at once? I would see if any friend/family member would spare me a few nights, and take any income making job, whether it be similar to my previous job or a cashier at Walmart. I would then slowly work back towards my career.
Posted on 7/8/19 at 2:17 pm to WaydownSouth
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any construction company for $15/hr minimum as a firewatch until I learned how to weld
Where do I apply?
Posted on 7/8/19 at 2:19 pm to Celery
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Live on coconuts and shite.
Not sure I could ever be hungry enough to eat my own shite.
Posted on 7/8/19 at 2:25 pm to The Dunder Mifflin
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I have watched a lot of survivor man and a man versus wild all I would have to do is drink my piss to survive
Buy a few Life Straws now while you aren't homeless, instead.
Posted on 7/8/19 at 2:26 pm to The Dunder Mifflin
Get a job, any job. At least to have food.
Posted on 7/8/19 at 2:26 pm to The Dunder Mifflin
Did it for a year, more of a choice. I'd head back to the Keys, best place to be homeless IMO.
Posted on 7/8/19 at 2:27 pm to The Dunder Mifflin
Go to a homeless shelter or any of the numerous resources available in most cities.
Get cleaned up.
Get a job.
Stop being homeless.
This is all factoring in that I’m of my normal sound mind and not a schizophrenic or something.
ETA: maybe I’d ride the rails for a few weeks. That always sounded cool in stories.
Get cleaned up.
Get a job.
Stop being homeless.
This is all factoring in that I’m of my normal sound mind and not a schizophrenic or something.
ETA: maybe I’d ride the rails for a few weeks. That always sounded cool in stories.
This post was edited on 7/8/19 at 2:31 pm
Posted on 7/8/19 at 2:36 pm to The Dunder Mifflin
Make my way out to Venice Beach, blend in with the other freaks and homeless, and chill.
Posted on 7/8/19 at 2:43 pm to The Dunder Mifflin
Posted on 7/8/19 at 2:46 pm to The Dunder Mifflin
Go to a relative, maybe one of my children. I wouldn't call my dog for help, like some of the folks who chose to feed pets rather than children.
Posted on 7/8/19 at 2:50 pm to The Dunder Mifflin
Become this guy.
Posted on 7/8/19 at 2:50 pm to SouthernImmigrant
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Where do I apply?
If you're serious Turner, Performance, Cajun, and McDermott are pretty big in Baton Rouge
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