Favorite team:Auburn 
Location:Goodlettsville
Biography:Born and raised near Nashville, attended Vandy. Moved to Goodlettsville to be near my family, run a technical writing business out of my home. Proud father of twin daughters and a son.
Interests:Literature, word games, coaching little league softball.
Occupation:Technical Writer
Number of Posts:882
Registered on:9/19/2006
Online Status:Not Online

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re: Give us some of your favorite hurricane cliche's... - Squid
When it passes, people with damage will be “putting their lives back together.”...
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re: Do you sleep naked - Squid
Yep. Wife started sleeping naked when pregnant with the twins. Said if she wore pajamas and turned over, the pajamas wouldn’t turn over with her. I started sleeping naked too to keep her company. Got into the habit. Can’t sleep any other way now. ...
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re: Someone forgot to tell the coasties they aren’t SEAL team 6 - Squid
My nephew is in the Coast Guard. He’s been a badass since birth. ...
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re: Why are Aubies so annoying? - Squid
Someone being smarter than you and thus embarrassing you does not make them a dipshite. Check the mirror. ...
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re: There is a world wide helium shortage and we may need to ban party balloons - Squid
It’s true. The wife pressure tests rocket engines, which requires helium. Getting harder to buy it. ...
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re: How long should a roadside memorial stay up? - Squid
There was a story in my area a few years ago: a woman had created a memorial for her daughter. Trouble is, it was in somebody’s front yard. The yard owner took down the memorial, the mother got outraged and called the local news, etc etc. I’ve told my wife that I’ll haunt her if I die in a car ...
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re: Woman raped by homeless man is attacked by progs for giving homeless a bad name - Squid
She’s white. Doesn’t matter what happens to her. ...
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re: When does Nationalism turn into Racism? - Squid
When Liberals say it does. ...
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re: Report: Christians are most persecuted religious group in the world - Squid
Bull crap. Doubt you’d be concerned about Muslims while you were being murdered. ...
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re: Auburn is literally “the plains”. - Squid
People will still be needing agricultural and engineering services long after the last Bammer lawyer is in hell. ...
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re: What is a word you are tired of hearing of? - Squid
Baw. Or, at least tired of reading it. ...
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re: Vote for the Greatest FAIL of the year.... - Squid
Getting a massive beat-down by Clemson for the NC. ...
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re: What to do with all this Toilet Paper? - Squid
Use for what it’s intended. Works better than old newspapers or your hand. ...
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re: How many poors in lee county have diarrhea but used up all their tp last week? - Squid
Tell them how to handle it: do you use corn cobs or old magazines in the s**thouse?...
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re: This was all karma from the no-call foul against Florida. - Squid
Like Florida would have made it this far in the tourney. Mmm hmmm. Sure. ...
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re: SO DAMN HAPPY!!! - Squid
Please do so. ...
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re: Could you imagine losing like that and having to return to your East Alabama life? - Squid
You’ve got Kirby. Most of Athens appears to be getting arrested....
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re: That ref has brass balls - Squid
Double dribble would have been even gutsier. ...
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re: Auburn fans: what events do you have scheduled today that you need to rearrange? - Squid
Wife threw her back out yesterday. All of today’s plans cancelled, other then b-ball. I’m pretending to be sad. Plan to have some of her Norco later. ...
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re: Kansas will roll the second level university in Bama. - Squid
Care to revisit this?...
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