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re: What laws would you create if you were dictator of a nation?
Posted on 1/12/25 at 5:16 pm to 3amigosanddad
Posted on 1/12/25 at 5:16 pm to 3amigosanddad
I know some of y’all are exaggerating but some of these are surprising coming from a “don’t tread on me” type of board. Mandatory dash cams? Lol gtfo
Mine:
- harsher penalties for littering (like require them to do chain gang pick up for a day)
- require for financial education in k-12 (personal finance)
- politicians are not allowed to speculate on specific stocks.
Mine:
- harsher penalties for littering (like require them to do chain gang pick up for a day)
- require for financial education in k-12 (personal finance)
- politicians are not allowed to speculate on specific stocks.
This post was edited on 1/12/25 at 5:17 pm
Posted on 1/12/25 at 5:22 pm to cbree88
1. All foreign aide stops immediately especially Ukraine.
2. Going below speed limit in left lane has your car ejected off the road
3. If you stop at a keep moving sign you are shot
2. Going below speed limit in left lane has your car ejected off the road
3. If you stop at a keep moving sign you are shot
This post was edited on 1/12/25 at 5:24 pm
Posted on 1/12/25 at 5:26 pm to 3amigosanddad
quote:
OMG,LOL after reading responses for death penalty for trivial things like spitting gum, etc, yall sob’s need Jesus! LOL
I would immediately imprison anybody that types or talks like this
Posted on 1/12/25 at 5:33 pm to TulaneUVA
Sideline chicks would be required to be OT 10s and wearing string bikinis. They cannot speak, but can be shown on camera frequently.
Celebrities and sports figures who make political statements would be heavily fined for a first offense and fired for a second offense.
The SEC office will exit Birmingham and become virtual. The SEC championship games for all sports will rotate among the league members.
Taxpayers get veto power over government spending before any funds are allocated. All federal and state budgets are zero-based budgets annually.
Celebrities and sports figures who make political statements would be heavily fined for a first offense and fired for a second offense.
The SEC office will exit Birmingham and become virtual. The SEC championship games for all sports will rotate among the league members.
Taxpayers get veto power over government spending before any funds are allocated. All federal and state budgets are zero-based budgets annually.
Posted on 1/12/25 at 5:34 pm to liquid rabbit
For a thread about being a dictator there sure are a lot of posts about voting and elections.
Posted on 1/12/25 at 5:55 pm to cbree88
Only individuals can donate to campaign.
Only people who pay property tax can vote on property tax issues.
You have to pass a test to be able to vote.
No more than 30" of combined diameter speakers in a vehicle and no speakers kn the outside.
If you commit a murder on camera you get the death penalty
Churches pay taxes
Tax code cut down to 1 page
Professional games have a panel of judges, say 15. When a questionable penalty arises the panel votes, ala American Idol and is overturned if necessary.
Term limits for every office, no more than 8 years.
Only people who pay property tax can vote on property tax issues.
You have to pass a test to be able to vote.
No more than 30" of combined diameter speakers in a vehicle and no speakers kn the outside.
If you commit a murder on camera you get the death penalty
Churches pay taxes
Tax code cut down to 1 page
Professional games have a panel of judges, say 15. When a questionable penalty arises the panel votes, ala American Idol and is overturned if necessary.
Term limits for every office, no more than 8 years.
Posted on 1/12/25 at 5:57 pm to tokenBoiler
Damn...you and I think the same. This is the very first thing that popped into my mind when I saw the title of this thread.
All underwear will be worn on the outside...so we can check.
All underwear will be worn on the outside...so we can check.
Posted on 1/12/25 at 6:15 pm to cbree88
All bolts will be 3/8 or 5/8.
No CAFE standards.
No CAFE standards.
This post was edited on 1/12/25 at 6:23 pm
Posted on 1/12/25 at 7:02 pm to mtntiger
quote:
First order of business, and it is NON-NEGOTIABLE: The manufacture and sale of yoga pants above a size MEDIUM is hereby ILLEGAL, subject to hefty fines and public floggings.
Excellent suggestion. You are the leader this country needs.

Posted on 1/12/25 at 7:06 pm to cbree88
Anyone caught popping gum or chewing sunflower seeds within earshot will be jailed
Posted on 1/12/25 at 7:23 pm to cbree88
The following are punishable by minimum 30 days of hard labor:
1. Taking your shoes off on a flight less than 5 hours in duration. Over 5 hours must have a set of slippers. No bare feet
2. Thinking your 5mph excess speed in the left lane is enough and “no one else should be going faster than this”. frick you
1. Taking your shoes off on a flight less than 5 hours in duration. Over 5 hours must have a set of slippers. No bare feet
2. Thinking your 5mph excess speed in the left lane is enough and “no one else should be going faster than this”. frick you
Posted on 1/12/25 at 7:32 pm to cypresstiger
quote:
I literally was thinking the same literal thing.
That’s it for you, Cypress

Posted on 1/14/25 at 6:06 pm to cbree88
quote:
You are the leader this country needs
I humbly accept the nomination.

Posted on 1/14/25 at 6:43 pm to SoFla Tideroller
Absolutely no payments to anyone for having children
the west is facing a population crises though. Lots of boomers getting old and not enough young people. We're not as bad as others because of immigration but there are people who want that shut down.too. Tough choices need to be made. There is no cake and eat it to solution
the west is facing a population crises though. Lots of boomers getting old and not enough young people. We're not as bad as others because of immigration but there are people who want that shut down.too. Tough choices need to be made. There is no cake and eat it to solution
Posted on 1/14/25 at 6:44 pm to liquid rabbit
1. Ban lite beer. Actually anything but porters, stouts and black lager.
What about IPAs? The only good thing hipsters did was popularize IPAs
What about IPAs? The only good thing hipsters did was popularize IPAs
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