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re: What is the funniest/most random writing you have seen on a bathroom wall?

Posted on 3/10/19 at 11:34 pm to
Posted by WestSideTiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2004
3531 posts
Posted on 3/10/19 at 11:34 pm to
I went in a stall once that had a mirror on back of the door. Wasn’t ha ha funny.
Posted by TheAnvil
Member since Feb 2019
278 posts
Posted on 3/11/19 at 12:04 am to
"Flush twice, it's a long way to Tuscaloosa"
Posted by RobDione
Pensacola Beach
Member since Nov 2007
727 posts
Posted on 3/11/19 at 12:14 am to
In a porta-john in Lake Charles: "Here I sit cheeks a flexin, giving birth to another Texan"
Posted by SouthEndzoneTiger
Louisiana
Member since Mar 2008
10597 posts
Posted on 3/11/19 at 12:46 am to
In the Texas Club, early to mid 90s, "Please don't throw toothpicks in the urinal, our crabs can pole vault"
Posted by bhtigerfan
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2008
29423 posts
Posted on 3/11/19 at 1:15 am to
God is dead.
-Nietzsche

Nietzsche is dead.
-God

God is dead.
-Nietzsche

Nietzsche, I will meet you any time, any place, and put an end to your bullshite.
-God

Posted by DownshiftAndFloorIt
Here
Member since Jan 2011
66763 posts
Posted on 3/11/19 at 4:47 am to
I cant believe people smoke in here. It stinks so bad I cant taste my sandwich
Posted by dawgsjlw
shite hole with your momma
Member since Sep 2014
826 posts
Posted on 3/11/19 at 5:30 am to
There was this one portajohn on a job site a while back that everyone wrote crap in. One guy wrote several "The Rock" sayings, like "Do you smell what the rock is cooking" and someone responded with "How about you rock back and forth on this dick, ****"



Then I was recently at a mexican restaurant and there was all kinds of crap written above the urinal and then someone wrote "My favorite restaurant in town"
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65556 posts
Posted on 3/11/19 at 6:07 am to
This is some professional grade lurking right here folks:


Around the same time, on the stall wall at “The Dock of the Bay” in Bay St. Louis was the oft-repeated ‘60s & ‘70s statement that I read for the first time-

“Reality is for those who can’t handle drugs”
Posted by EveryoneGetsATrophy
Member since Nov 2017
2907 posts
Posted on 3/11/19 at 7:02 am to
8675309
Posted by muttenstein
Member since Oct 2012
2552 posts
Posted on 3/11/19 at 7:04 am to
Nymphomaniac Jill
tried a dynamite stick for a thrill
they found her vagina in North Carolina
and bits of her tits in Braz
Posted by SouthboundTiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2014
1069 posts
Posted on 3/11/19 at 7:21 am to
DONG ON TIDDIES

Seen at P66 in Westlake
Posted by hogminer
Bella Vista, AR.
Member since Apr 2010
9629 posts
Posted on 3/11/19 at 7:34 am to
Here I sit gruntin and flexin,
just gave birth to another Texan.
Posted by Burger55
Petite Anse
Member since Jan 2013
166 posts
Posted on 3/11/19 at 7:35 am to
“If you walk around Grizzley counter-clockwise, you gain a day”
Magoo’s ‘77
Posted by Mufassa
Member since Aug 2012
1664 posts
Posted on 3/11/19 at 9:26 am to
Here I sit in stinking vapor.
Alas, there is no toilet paper.
I cannot wait; I mustn’t linger.
Look out butthole, here comes the finger.
Posted by jbgleason
Bailed out of BTR to God's Country
Member since Mar 2012
18898 posts
Posted on 3/11/19 at 9:33 am to
My high school English teacher used to write on the stall walls at my school in a blue marks a lot. Poetry and literature quotes. The administration knew it was him but allowed it.
Posted by TygerTyger
Houston
Member since Oct 2010
9184 posts
Posted on 3/11/19 at 9:42 am to
quote:

"AYN RAND HAD SOME BIG arse TITTIES"



HA!!

How many of you just googled image searched Ayn Rand to verify? (I did)


My favorite random bathroom wall quote was on a wall above the urinal in Club Negril in Baton Rouge in the 80's. I was there to see the US Times play. The place was a shithole.

The quote:

Eat
frick
Skydive

That really sums it all up doesn't it?
Posted by mikearch
Member since Feb 2007
222 posts
Posted on 3/11/19 at 9:47 am to
I sh!t in England,
I Sh!t in France,
Before I sh!t in this place,
I'll sh!t in my pants!
Posted by TigerCoon
Member since Nov 2005
18855 posts
Posted on 3/11/19 at 10:06 am to
in a pretty filthy Texaco men's room:

JESUS IS COMING!

2 replies:

If I was Jesus, I'd skip this place.

Really? I didn't even know he was breathing hard.
Posted by Muff
The dirty south.
Member since Oct 2014
526 posts
Posted on 3/11/19 at 10:07 am to
Mexican Spaceship - written on door of the first porta shitter I walked into on a jobsite @ 18.
Posted by Clyde
Member since Jul 2010
1548 posts
Posted on 3/11/19 at 10:43 am to
I'll never forget from when I was a kid

"Fart in a baby's mouth
Tongue a butt"
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