re: What is the funniest/most random writing you have seen on a bathroom wall?

If pro is the opposite of con, what's the opposite of progress?

Here I sit broken hearted, came to shite and only farted...

Follow the dots until you get to the X.
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X

Congratulations you are now shitting at a 45 degree angle.

Here I sit my butt cheeks are flexin
I thought I was taking a dump
But I was giving birth to a Texan.

Read that in a porta john on the rifle range phase of Parris Island.

Ive shite in london
Ive shite in France
Ill shite my pants
Before I shite at fats

Over a urinal:

"Don't look here, the jokes in your hands"


"Shake it, squeeze it, beat it against the wall----it's not till it's in your pants that the last drops shall fall."

Lynyrd Skynyrd: The Only Band That Splatters

Here I sit broken hearted,
Came to shite but only farted,
Trains a leavin no time to linger ,
Look out arse here comes the finger

Green Jello was a band from the 90's...before they got sued and had to change their name to Green Jelly. The first song on their first album was Green Jello Sucks. It was the first recording ever to include Maynard Keenan of Tool fame.

Here I sit in stinking vapors

Came to shite but had no paper

The bell has rung, I dare not linger

Look out arse here comes the finger