re: What is the funniest/most random writing you have seen on a bathroom wall?

On the wall at Fleur De Lee's over twenty years ago. Here it is: Buckwheat is now a Muslim. He changed his name to Da Cream Da Wheat

The Bayou on Chimes had one of those old, long urinals. Above it in magic marker someone had scrawled:

Dicks Hang Out Here

I always thought that was clever.

It was 1977 I was at Victor’s in Destin, Fl. Someone wrote on the bathroom wall if you ever go to Monroe,La be sure to duck you may get hit in the head with a bible. The funny thing my family was moving there that summer. I’m still here. Went to NLU now ULM. Didn’t get hit in the head but it’s the most important book I have.

"The largest eggs in the world is laid by sharks. The largest women in the world is laid by your dad"


I am joking, I never saw this on a wall.. I don't recall ever seeing anything worth mentioning other than someone's first name with a number under it.

"Shhhhhhhhh be vewy, vewy quiet. I'm hunting Assmonkey Jenkins. He's a friend of Sancho's."

Grant Street Dance Hall

"And I miss my uncle Charles yall"

They make a dollar and I make a dime that’s why I shite on company time.

Handwriting 1: Jesus is the answer

Handwriting 2: What is the question?

Handwriting 3: Who is Matty and Felipe's brother?



Actually read this years ago in a Bill James annual, I think.

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The Bayou on Chimes had one of those old, long urinals. Above it in magic marker someone had scrawled:

Dicks Hang Out Here

I always thought that was clever.

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Yeah, someone either there or Southdowns was a plagiarist, because that was in the bathroom there for years as well. Rodney had the walls repainted once and it reappeared within the first week. Seeing as how so many of my friends hung out there, I always thought it was accurate, as well as clever.

At work there was the words "Pussy Lips" written on the wall....but the P looked like a D and Everytime I saw it I said Dussy Lips to myself and it made me laugh.