Started By
Message

re: What is the funniest comment you’ve ever seen on TD?

Posted on 8/29/26 at 1:45 pm to
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
159171 posts
Posted on 8/29/26 at 1:45 pm to
Funniest poliboard comment:

Someone wrote:

"Hillary Clinton is a communist dyke bitch traitor murderer, shite out by Satan in Hell!!!!"

To which someone replied:

"Link?"
Posted by Afish85
Member since Apr 2021
569 posts
Posted on 8/29/26 at 1:47 pm to
Every response to the Hammertime knuckle checking thread, Mercerbear’s adventures in Oxford
Posted by REB BEER
Laffy Yet
Member since Dec 2010
18354 posts
Posted on 8/29/26 at 1:48 pm to
There was a guy a year or so ago that was working in Canada and would drive a couple hours to have conjugal visits with an inmate and asked what extend other guys had gone thru to get laid.

Another poster said “This is like Usain Bolt starting thread asking people what's the fastest they have ever ran.”

I laughed way too hard at this.
Posted by Porter Osborne Jr
Member since Sep 2012
44206 posts
Posted on 8/29/26 at 1:50 pm to
It was a Mark Richt post with a picture of him in a chair. Someone said that’s where he’ll watch the national championship
Posted by twh318
Member since Dec 2011
494 posts
Posted on 8/29/26 at 1:52 pm to
Years ago, someone posted a story about a coworker that was supposed to get a new office with a window. Just before changing offfices, the company restructured or something and he had to stay in an office without a window. So he hung a window in his office and would put posters in the window that would coincide with the season of the year. Poster said he would sometimes come into work and “open” the window. I still crack up about it from time to time.
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
159171 posts
Posted on 8/29/26 at 1:54 pm to
The funniest post I ever read on tOT was Owlie's reply to a black poster who said he was having meeting women to have sex with.

I can't post Owlie's reply, and I don't want to give him credit anyway. So just forget I said anything.
Posted by TexasTiger33
United States of America
Member since Feb 2022
16214 posts
Posted on 8/29/26 at 1:55 pm to
Sometimes I like to go back and look at my post history.

And I chuckle to my self thinking, "Damn, I'm pretty damn clever."

Other times I end up saying to my self, "Wow, I am such an a-hole sometimes. I need to be a nicer person."

That's all I got

ETA: Hot take - JerryTheKingBawler is one of the funniest posters on this site
This post was edited on 8/29/26 at 1:56 pm
Posted by WestSideTiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2004
5510 posts
Posted on 8/29/26 at 1:59 pm to
Ole baw who had the snake climb up into the undercarriage of his truck. He asked for suggestions and the comments were priceless. He was so worried it would get into the cab. He said he drove it down the street and kept checking his rear view to see if it fell out and he revved the engine a few times to let it know he meant business. Some funny shite.



Posted by Slagathor
Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
Member since Jul 2007
39029 posts
Posted on 8/29/26 at 2:00 pm to
In a thread about most embarrassing moments, a guy said he got choked up and cried when introducing himself to new coworkers

LINK
Posted by Sugarbaker
Peachtree
Member since Jun 2023
675 posts
Posted on 8/29/26 at 2:01 pm to
In a thread about Woody Harrelson and Matthew McConaughey possibly being brothers, someone asked in reference to MM’s mom: “ Wouldn’t she know if Woody Harrelson came out of her?”

I was in a dentists waiting room at the time, and embarrassed myself laughing.

It just hit me right. But I chuckled even now.
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
67038 posts
Posted on 8/29/26 at 2:01 pm to
I liked some of the original farks
Posted by Armymann50
Playing with my
Member since Sep 2011
22487 posts
Posted on 8/29/26 at 2:02 pm to
Garcia does roofs and moore.
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
173901 posts
Posted on 8/29/26 at 2:02 pm to
When a special ed teacher got caught doing the nasty with one of her students

“Where were these teachers when i was retarded.”


Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
159171 posts
Posted on 8/29/26 at 2:03 pm to
GOAT thread was Picc on TheDirty.com. The comments made my sides hurt I was laughing so hard.

Then Stout, in perhaps his finest hour, came on the OT and said he could ID all the people who had posted shite on The Dirty under phony names. People were begging not be banned -- it was absolutely glorious.

Posted by Tiger55
Gretna, LA
Member since Aug 2004
1486 posts
Posted on 8/29/26 at 2:03 pm to
Someone asked what was the best wrestling match you actually ever saw?

Someone’s response was me versus my old lady getting her panties off the day she came off of her period
Posted by Bernie Bierman
Member since Mar 2019
2305 posts
Posted on 8/29/26 at 2:10 pm to
In a fcked up way, the hurricane watch threads are guaranteed to have plenty of gems.
Posted by bamaguy17
Member since Jul 2022
1330 posts
Posted on 8/29/26 at 2:12 pm to
quote:

In a thread about most embarrassing moments, a guy said he got choked up and cried when introducing himself to new coworkers

I was racking my brain for the post that made me cry laughing in that thread, it was that post
Posted by Ricardo
Member since Sep 2016
6765 posts
Posted on 8/29/26 at 2:17 pm to
Story of guy that died in a column at a grocery store evading cops.

Someone had linked the above story back in 2018 and one of the first comments was something like, "He died as a pillar of the community."
Posted by Alyosha
Member since Nov 2020
14055 posts
Posted on 8/29/26 at 3:53 pm to
Not a comment but one of the funniest threads I’ve ever read

So I’m supposed to help a women move
Posted by Bobby OG Johnson
Lot of y'all NGMI
Member since Apr 2015
34140 posts
Posted on 8/29/26 at 3:54 pm to
quote:

Mercerbear’s adventures in Oxford


The pickles were on her titties got me laughing
first pageprev pagePage 2 of 4Next pagelast page

Back to top
logoFollow TigerDroppings for LSU Football News
Follow us on X, Facebook and Instagram to get the latest updates on LSU Football and Recruiting.

FacebookXInstagram