re: What is the funniest comment you’ve ever seen on TD?

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In a thread about most embarrassing moments, a guy said he got choked up and cried when introducing himself to new coworkers

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That's what I was going to suggest.

There were some good posts in that thread leading up to his and then he just ended the dunk contest with an unbelievable jam.

Black flamingo fark thread

After 1/9/12 one of you posted, “I hope Les Miles gets fricked in the arse by Jerry Sandusky in the shower.”

It was so wrong but I couldn’t stop laughing. That night and the following day on Tiger Rant had some classics.

You know all those threads are findable

especially if you know the title

The threads started by blacks are free to look up

The wedding website

now being from greenville i done layed more pipe round oxford then t&t plumbin company but when i seen her strip i start to question my life decisions and start wonderin if there been more then normal farmers and fabricaters come before me cause when during strip teases i seen play boy bunny prison tatoo on titty look like buster from arthur plus only god can judge me over the pussy so instincts tell me she been up in all sorts of thottry

she say it her time of the month but i don’t care cause 3 el ninos so i start clappin from back but notice the smell gettin to much to take

she rode on

each claps was waftin 10 mph wind gusts of garbage juice smell up so i switch angle to see if it go away but it dont but i still hit cause just raised polite like that

- mercerbears

I've been on here since late 2006 and registered in 08, and have wasted away many hours on here, but for some reason one of the comments that I remember is about about a dude being stranded in traffic on the BR I10 bridge (because of a wreck) and having to take a shite and him saying ...
"RIP Hardhat. "

We had a work conference once time where all employees had to go around the room and introduce themselves telling name and where you are from. It got to one guy and he got so nervous, he stuttered for a second and then yelled “pass”

The big peptides thread from about a decade ago is a gold mine.

One user described taking a dose and having an erection so intense that his eyes were dry because he didn't have any skin left to blink. I laughed at that for probably half an hour straight.