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re: What goes on in the VIP room at a strip club?

Posted on 5/23/18 at 7:51 pm to
Posted by Eightballjacket
Member since Jan 2016
7894 posts
Posted on 5/23/18 at 7:51 pm to
If the strip club is owned by Eastern Europeans, you may end up having to mortgage your trailer to pay off the bill before they let you go.
Posted by thekid
Anna, Tx
Member since May 2006
4044 posts
Posted on 5/23/18 at 8:02 pm to
You should at least get a handy...if not, you aren’t doing it right.
Posted by Geaux1
BR
Member since Oct 2008
1806 posts
Posted on 5/23/18 at 8:08 pm to
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It all depends on the stripper you choose to bring upstairs. Do you have some blow? Does the stripper do blow? What will she let you get away with during a cheap lap dance? Try to pick up on clues during your conversations. Never rush upstairs. If you have no game you will only get a few lap dances while the stripper goes to the bathroom 4 times within that hr. If you have game you can get anything from head job to full on sex. Depends on you. It's a lot easier if you have an 8 ball in your pocket and she is willing to partake


This guy understands how to win at the strip club..
“Game” and drugs are the key to “success” otherwise you better have plenty of
Cash in pocket is you want to leave with anything other than blue balls.
Posted by DustyDinkleman
Here
Member since Feb 2012
19313 posts
Posted on 5/23/18 at 8:30 pm to
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so might try to milk anything



She’s got nipples...I will try to milk her
Posted by WhoDatNC
NC
Member since Dec 2013
13965 posts
Posted on 5/23/18 at 8:32 pm to
They touch. You touch.
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
138166 posts
Posted on 5/23/18 at 8:34 pm to
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I'd just get on Tinder if I was a dude looking for sex. It can be had
this

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for less than $300 if you're not a creepo.

craaaaaaap
Posted by saintsfan1977
Arkansas, from Cajun country
Member since Jun 2010
9902 posts
Posted on 5/23/18 at 9:40 pm to
I used to frequent one years ago. My ex fiance' sister was the manager. I got in for free, drank for free and got my money's worth in the VIP room several times by the top talent in the club for less than $100. I had fun and never regretted it.
Posted by shinerfan
Duckworld(Earth-616)
Member since Sep 2009
28101 posts
Posted on 5/23/18 at 9:44 pm to
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Does the stripper do blow?


Posted by nola000
Lacombe, LA
Member since Dec 2014
13139 posts
Posted on 5/23/18 at 10:01 pm to
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fricking Leisure Suit Larry over here.


Ho Lee fuk. That was the first video game I fell in love with.
Posted by BayouCatFan
Member since Jul 2008
4580 posts
Posted on 5/23/18 at 10:21 pm to
Generally strippers will ask for your number if they are interested. Doing shite in the VIP room is nuts.
Posted by Disgeaux Bob
North Carolina
Member since Sep 2016
2833 posts
Posted on 5/23/18 at 10:21 pm to
Congrats on the herpes
Posted by gumbo2176
Member since May 2018
19351 posts
Posted on 5/23/18 at 10:32 pm to
I've got a niece that was a dancer in clubs in Florida and it was acceptable for totally nude dancing in her area of the state. She made a ton of money off horny guys with more money than sense.

She made more money in a week than most guys can earn in months and she was more than happy to help them part with it in the private rooms.

Most of these gals don't give a rat's arse about you and are only interested in how much money they can part from your wallet.
Posted by SlowFlowPro
With populists, expect populism
Member since Jan 2004
465858 posts
Posted on 5/23/18 at 10:37 pm to
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A nice conversation about the economic climate of Greece.

you know i once had a discussion about the economics of student loans and law school in a strip club once
Posted by Champagne
Sabine Free State.
Member since Oct 2007
53525 posts
Posted on 5/23/18 at 10:38 pm to
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Most of these gals don't give a rat's arse about you and are only interested in how much money they can part from your wallet.


Dammit, I know that, just tell me what to do in order to get them to sexy dance for me and give me a hand job!

Posted by SlowFlowPro
With populists, expect populism
Member since Jan 2004
465858 posts
Posted on 5/23/18 at 10:38 pm to
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Most of these gals don't give a rat's arse about you and are only interested in how much money they can part from your wallet.


....thanks?
Posted by Will Cover
Davidson, NC
Member since Mar 2007
39888 posts
Posted on 5/23/18 at 10:40 pm to
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EDIT - I'd just get on Tinder if I was a dude looking for sex. It can be had for less than $300 if you're not a creepo


Tinder ID?
Posted by Will Cover
Davidson, NC
Member since Mar 2007
39888 posts
Posted on 5/23/18 at 10:43 pm to
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She made more money in a week than most guys can earn in months and she was more than happy to help them part with it in the private rooms.


Today's stripper, tomorrow's top sales people.
Posted by castorinho
13623 posts
Member since Nov 2010
86519 posts
Posted on 5/23/18 at 11:24 pm to
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This, $300 is just the start.

just the tip?
Posted by gumbo2176
Member since May 2018
19351 posts
Posted on 5/23/18 at 11:37 pm to
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Dammit, I know that, just tell me what to do in order to get them to sexy dance for me and give me a hand job!


Find a good woman who's a lady in public and a whore in bed. It's really that simple.
Posted by Lickitty Split
Inside
Member since Apr 2017
4120 posts
Posted on 5/24/18 at 12:09 am to
What is a modeling salon? I’ve never heard this term.
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