shinerfan

re: Who will be the best offensive and defensive player next year?

Posted by shinerfan on 4/30/26 at 7:30 pm to friendlyobservation

No love for Weeks on D? His injury wasn't the lingering sort, right?

And Watkins last year seemed like that crafty guy that's always open.

Tiger Rant

re: Democrats have the lowest IQs.

Posted by shinerfan on 4/30/26 at 7:12 pm to GeorgePaton

quote:
In 2010, U.S. Representative Hank Johnson (D-GA) asked a military official if an influx of 8,000 Marines to Guam would cause the island to become overpopulated and "tip over and capsize". The comment, made during a House Armed Services Committee hearing, became a widely cited example of a gaffe.

The Admiral's response was priceless.

Completely deadpan, "We don't anticipate that happening, Senator".

re: Trump's Surgeon General nominee has a B.A. and went to med school in Barbados

Posted by shinerfan on 4/30/26 at 3:14 pm to L.A.

Where does he/she stand on cutting off little boy's penises?

re: What song has the best chorus?

Posted by shinerfan on 4/30/26 at 3:08 pm to PotatoChip

wolf scratchin at my door and I can hear that lonesome wind blow
tell me baby, why you been gone so long? - Jesse Colter

re: Cake at the Seanger April 28 and 29

Posted by shinerfan on 4/30/26 at 3:06 pm to cgrand

quote:
today I learned there’s a band called “cake”

I haven't seen them in 20 years but their old dtuff is definitely worth listening to. That monotone voice over a nasty funk beat always cracked me up. Very innovative use of the trumpet as a counterpoint to the monotone vocals, too.

re: RIP David Allan Coe

Posted by shinerfan on 4/30/26 at 2:40 pm to wesfau

I really wish I could do the thick Scottish brogue needed to tell that joke properly.

re: James Comey will reportedly Surrender himself today for his felony arrest

Posted by shinerfan on 4/30/26 at 1:42 pm to hogcard1964

quote:
and FBI agents rifling through his wife's underwear drawers.

I truly loathe the FBI and believe they are beyond redemption but even I wouldn't put them through that.

This double post brought to you by marijuana.

re: James Comey will reportedly Surrender himself today for his felony arrest

Posted by shinerfan on 4/30/26 at 1:41 pm to hogcard1964

quote:
and FBI agents rifling through his wife's underwear drawers.

I truly loathe the FBI and believe they are beyond redemption but even I wouldn't put them through that.

re: Jasmine Crockett wants us to know she’s better than us

Posted by shinerfan on 4/30/26 at 1:30 pm to Slippy

quote:
Is she married? Because I pity the man who has to endure that on a daily basis.

Damn shame Ike Turner died. He would been perfect for her. How 'bout that Temptation that killed Tammy Terrel? Is he still kicking?

re: Chips are down: Cover 1 man free or Cover 3 zone against a modern RPO offense?

Posted by shinerfan on 4/30/26 at 1:25 pm to Lonnie Utah

quote:
Nobody cares about rice on a football forum.

You're in the wrong place to spew this kind of anti-Cajun hate. If you're offered a boatride out to the "fishin' hole" think long and think hard.

SEC Rant

-1

re: Coach Kim Mulkey and LSU signs 2

Posted by shinerfan on 4/30/26 at 1:13 pm to secfballfan

quote:
Next stop Moscow

No hash in the luggage, Coach Kim. The media would just love that shite.

LSU Recruiting

re: RIP David Allan Coe

Posted by shinerfan on 4/30/26 at 12:36 pm to dinner roll

I probably saw him 25 times. Sometimes solo, sometimes as an opener. Good showman, solid voice, great songwriter. But it's tough to defend that X-Rated album. Way, way over the line.

-2

re: Russiagate Indictments" "Sit tight because things are coming."

Posted by shinerfan on 4/30/26 at 12:32 pm to scrooster

quote:
You know ... we have to believe that, eventually, someone is going to flip, hopefully.

Comey or Brennan or Clapper ... if enough heat is applied for a long enough period of time.

I want to believe this but if I were a scumbag, corrupt Dem I would look at those 12 worthless jurors that faithlessly convicted Trump and I think I'd roll the dice. Presumably, you only need one.