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re: What goes on in the VIP room at a strip club?
Posted on 5/23/18 at 6:27 pm to PortHudsonPlaya
Posted on 5/23/18 at 6:27 pm to PortHudsonPlaya
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It’s like $300 for an hour.
What redneck town is this strip club located in?
It all depends on the stripper you choose to bring upstairs. Do you have some blow? Does the stripper do blow? What will she let you get away with during a cheap lap dance? Try to pick up on clues during your conversations. Never rush upstairs.
If you have no game you will only get a few lap dances while the stripper goes to the bathroom 4 times within that hr.
If you have game you can get anything from head job to full on sex. Depends on you. It's a lot easier if you have an 8 ball in your pocket and she is willing to partake
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Posted on 5/23/18 at 6:29 pm to CapperVin
You sound like a winner 
Posted on 5/23/18 at 6:30 pm to Disgeaux Bob
This thread is so sad.
Also, if you go up to the private room they'll listen to your problems and let you cry a little bit.
Also, if you go up to the private room they'll listen to your problems and let you cry a little bit.
Posted on 5/23/18 at 6:32 pm to Disgeaux Bob
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You sound like a winner
I'm sorry you've been sheltered your whole life. Try to get out and live a little
Posted on 5/23/18 at 6:33 pm to CapperVin
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It all depends on the stripper you choose to bring upstairs. Do you have some blow? Does the stripper do blow? What will she let you get away with during a cheap lap dance? Try to pick up on clues during your conversations. Never rush upstairs.
If you have no game you will only get a few lap dances while the stripper goes to the bathroom 4 times within that hr.
If you have game you can get anything from head job to full on sex. Depends on you. It's a lot easier if you have an 8 ball in your pocket and she is willing to partake
fricking Leisure Suit Larry over here.
Posted on 5/23/18 at 6:35 pm to PortHudsonPlaya
Are you 15 or 16 ?
Posted on 5/23/18 at 6:35 pm to northshorebamaman
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fricking Leisure Suit Larry over here
I haven't heard that in long time Posted on 5/23/18 at 6:37 pm to CapperVin
I’m not sheltered… Been to strip clubs in my lifetime… But if you go back and re-read what you wrote and you’re proud of it… You got a problem brother.
Posted on 5/23/18 at 6:37 pm to PortHudsonPlaya
You blow that operator paycheck in 20 minutes.
Posted on 5/23/18 at 6:40 pm to PortHudsonPlaya
Go find a bachelorette party or a sorority retreat. Spend $100 on drinks that are pretty colors, smash and save yourself the hepatitis
Posted on 5/23/18 at 6:41 pm to PortHudsonPlaya
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I know it’s not the answer but been to the strip club twice in the last month.
Perhaps you aren’t asking the right questions.
Posted on 5/23/18 at 6:43 pm to PortHudsonPlaya
If you're looking for answers, talk to my man Jesus Christ.
If you're looking for sex with a stripper, talk to my man Jesus Ramirez.
If you're looking for sex with a stripper, talk to my man Jesus Ramirez.
Posted on 5/23/18 at 6:57 pm to PortHudsonPlaya
Posted on 5/23/18 at 7:02 pm to PortHudsonPlaya
It depends on the strip club.... And the girl as well. Some girls might have a no extra stuff policy. Some of them might be able to bend the rules a little if the money is right, so might try to milk anything out of you they can by doing whatever it takes.
Posted on 5/23/18 at 7:11 pm to PortHudsonPlaya
$300 in Houston for an hr?
You'll probably get a tranny.
You'll probably get a tranny.
Posted on 5/23/18 at 7:39 pm to PortHudsonPlaya
300 gets you in the room. Then they up sell you a bottle of champagne or wine. Then you can buy a blow job, hand job or get laid depending on the club and girl.
Posted on 5/23/18 at 7:41 pm to PortHudsonPlaya
Go to Chica Loco in Houston. Free buffet and it's pretty good food too.
This post was edited on 5/23/18 at 7:42 pm
Posted on 5/23/18 at 7:43 pm to PortHudsonPlaya
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So what goes on in the VIP?
A nice conversation about the economic climate of Greece.
Posted on 5/23/18 at 7:43 pm to PortHudsonPlaya
Depends on the strip club.
Depends on the stripper.
Depends on the you.
EDIT - I'd just get on Tinder if I was a dude looking for sex. It can be had for less than $300 if you're not a creepo.
Depends on the stripper.
Depends on the you.
EDIT - I'd just get on Tinder if I was a dude looking for sex. It can be had for less than $300 if you're not a creepo.
This post was edited on 5/23/18 at 7:45 pm
Posted on 5/23/18 at 7:48 pm to Purple Spoon
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Go find a bachelorette party or a sorority retreat. Spend $100 on drinks that are pretty colors, smash and save yourself the hepatitis
This.
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