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Posted on 12/5/23 at 9:06 am to Powerman
"Sex Dungeon" seems to have fallen out of favor, and now they refer to them as "Home Office." We all know what it is.
Posted on 12/5/23 at 9:06 am to Powerman
This is honestly why I don't trust many women realtors. They're great at lying and tend to let more effort into their photos
Posted on 12/5/23 at 9:06 am to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
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Calling the master bedroom the "primary suite"
I know why they are doing it, but they need to change that term. To me, saying primary would imply there is at least 1 other suite in the house.
Posted on 12/5/23 at 9:08 am to Powerman
Realtor has become one of the most useless professions out there.
Posted on 12/5/23 at 9:08 am to Powerman
The one that has always got me was "lake access". I lived in SE New Mexico for a while, we were 15 miles from a lake...but if you wanted to you could access the damned lake. I get it if it is a private lake but a COE lake???? I could access a COE Lake in Georgia from my home in Germany.
Posted on 12/5/23 at 9:10 am to Powerman
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Yeah you can visually see very easily if there is enough room for a pool without even stepping in the property. It's stupid.
Also probably ought to check the HOA, zoning etc. cause there is a damned good chance in most of America today that even if you have a massive back yard either your neighbors or the county has to grant you permission to use it...a real estate agent damn sure can't. Shops are another good example...detached buildings of more than about 300 square feet are generally problematic in any kind of development.
Posted on 12/5/23 at 9:11 am to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
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Calling the master bedroom the "primary suite"
And the shitter in the master an "en suite"....its the master shitter.
Posted on 12/5/23 at 9:13 am to Powerman
Saying an old house has "Great Bones!!!"
Annoying as hell
Annoying as hell
Posted on 12/5/23 at 9:14 am to Powerman
Because realtors suck donkey balls. They are lying weasels. Cannot stand them.
Our last listing agent told us how hot the market was and in her defense, had the house sold in a week. Okay. Get a bunch of contingency demands from buyers, I tell the listing agent it goes back on the market. "oooooooooooohhhhhhhhh yeahhhhhhhhh the market just tanked cant do that"
The hotest real estate market in a top neighborhood did not crater in five days. My lying weasel realtor did not want to actually do any work.
It's always something like that. They don't even try to hide it.
Our last listing agent told us how hot the market was and in her defense, had the house sold in a week. Okay. Get a bunch of contingency demands from buyers, I tell the listing agent it goes back on the market. "oooooooooooohhhhhhhhh yeahhhhhhhhh the market just tanked cant do that"
The hotest real estate market in a top neighborhood did not crater in five days. My lying weasel realtor did not want to actually do any work.
It's always something like that. They don't even try to hide it.
Posted on 12/5/23 at 9:19 am to stout
quote:its because they are all using chatgpt
It's like they don't know any other way to open up a marketing paragraph other than "welcome to"
Posted on 12/5/23 at 9:20 am to Powerman
October 2005:
"NEW CARPET! NEW ROOF!"
"NEW CARPET! NEW ROOF!"
Posted on 12/5/23 at 9:29 am to ThePoo
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its because they are all using chatgpt
I just asked chat gpt to generate a listing for my house and yeah you're spot on with that.
Posted on 12/5/23 at 9:37 am to Powerman
Them: "Enjoy your backyard oasis..."
The Backyard:
The Backyard:
Posted on 12/5/23 at 9:38 am to Powerman
"Lakefront" on a holding pond.
Posted on 12/5/23 at 9:39 am to Powerman
quote:I always love the "exclusive listing by" tag. Literally nobody but these brain dead realtors gives the first shite about that.
What are some absurd taglines you've seen in real estate listings?
Posted on 12/5/23 at 9:41 am to Powerman
6% fee
Posted on 12/5/23 at 9:41 am to Powerman
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Ran across one this morning on Zillow that was labeled "future pool"
Why list that if it's not under construction?
Posted on 12/5/23 at 9:44 am to frequent flyer
Posted on 12/5/23 at 9:44 am to frequent flyer
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Why list that if it's not under construction?
My point exactly
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