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What are some absurd taglines you've seen in real estate listings?
Posted on 12/5/23 at 8:32 am
Posted on 12/5/23 at 8:32 am
Ran across one this morning on Zillow that was labeled "future pool"
No there is not a pool being constricted by some people flipping the house. They're merely saying that the back yard is big enough to accommodate a pool. Why even mention pool as a feature at all?
No there is not a pool being constricted by some people flipping the house. They're merely saying that the back yard is big enough to accommodate a pool. Why even mention pool as a feature at all?
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Posted on 12/5/23 at 8:33 am to Powerman
I find it annoying when they call it a "price improvement!" rather than just calling it what it is, a price reduction.
Posted on 12/5/23 at 8:33 am to Powerman
Because real estate agents are selling a vision ... they have to lead the customer since the customer is incapable of making decisions for themselves. Apparently.
This post was edited on 12/5/23 at 8:34 am
Posted on 12/5/23 at 8:33 am to Powerman
Future money pit is all i read
Posted on 12/5/23 at 8:34 am to Powerman
My favorite line for all uncreative realtors is the
"Welcome to 123 Stupid St..."
"Welcome to this charming cottage..."
"Welcome to Greywood..."
It's like they don't know any other way to open up a marketing paragraph other than "welcome to"
"Welcome to 123 Stupid St..."
"Welcome to this charming cottage..."
"Welcome to Greywood..."
It's like they don't know any other way to open up a marketing paragraph other than "welcome to"
Posted on 12/5/23 at 8:35 am to Will Cover
Yeah you can visually see very easily if there is enough room for a pool without even stepping in the property. It's stupid.
Posted on 12/5/23 at 8:35 am to Powerman
Calling the master bedroom the "primary suite"
Posted on 12/5/23 at 8:35 am to stout
quote:
"Welcome to Greywood..."
Technically, that's all they need to do with Greywood. It can sell itself, essentially.
Posted on 12/5/23 at 8:36 am to Powerman
sexdeck
Posted on 12/5/23 at 8:37 am to Powerman
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Why even mention pool as a feature at all?
So that the listing still pops up on targeted searches looking specifically for a pool.
Annoying as hell.
Posted on 12/5/23 at 8:38 am to Powerman
“Unlimited Potential!”
(i.e. dealing with contractors and a neurotic spouse for 3 years)
(i.e. dealing with contractors and a neurotic spouse for 3 years)
Posted on 12/5/23 at 8:40 am to Powerman
Changing the Master Bedroom’s name because slaves had masters.
Posted on 12/5/23 at 8:41 am to Powerman
"Won't last long!"
Next strong comes along and poof....
Next strong comes along and poof....
Posted on 12/5/23 at 8:46 am to Powerman
Not real estate but hate when searching for a used truck and put in a max price of $25k and a shite ton of $70-$90k trucks come up because dealers on the sites listed the ‘down payment’ as the price.
Posted on 12/5/23 at 8:47 am to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
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Calling the master bedroom the "primary suite"
Master is racist baw, get with it
. Real estate is the job market where people with absolutely zero skills can be successful and feel important.
Posted on 12/5/23 at 8:47 am to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Primary suite is better than owner's suite.
Posted on 12/5/23 at 8:48 am to LSUfanNkaty
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I find it annoying when they call it a "price improvement!" rather than just calling it what it is, a price reduction.
It’s silly I know, but I grate when I hear “price point” bc just saying “price” means the same thing but sounds less sophisticated.
Posted on 12/5/23 at 8:48 am to Powerman
Neighbor listed their house "with floor plans for a 3rd bedroom" in the details... They had a contractor sketch to convert the separate structure garage into a bedroom.
Posted on 12/5/23 at 8:55 am to PureBlood
I mean that's nice but not exactly an existing feature
Posted on 12/5/23 at 8:58 am to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
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Calling the master bedroom the "primary suite"
I don't blame them for avoiding inevitable lawsuits.
Go woke or go broke
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