re: What are some absurd taglines you've seen in real estate listings?

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Ran across one this morning on Zillow that was labeled "future pool"

No there is not a pool being constricted by some people flipping the house. They're merely saying that the back yard is big enough to accommodate a pool. Why even mention pool as a feature at all?

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I can't stand this because the Zillow filters can't differentiate so they all come up when looking for houses with existing pools.

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I tell the listing agent it goes back on the market. "oooooooooooohhhhhhhhh yeahhhhhhhhh the market just tanked cant do that"

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the hell please tell me you told her to frick off and found another agent. that's insane

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I just asked chat gpt to generate a listing for my house and yeah you're spot on with that.

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I did the same for my chldhood home.

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Bedrooms: 4
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Year Built: 2010
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Two-car garage
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Laundry room
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its a 30 year old double wide and the "large back deck" is a 10' x 6' (estimating might be a hair bigger/smaller but still) porch The "two car garage" is an awning my parents put in.

it's kinda scary how much info it nailed though.

Outdoor sex deck