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re: What age did you tell your children that Santa isn't real?
Posted on 12/1/17 at 12:33 pm to Maytheporkbewithyou
Posted on 12/1/17 at 12:33 pm to Maytheporkbewithyou
What the hell are you talking about...of course Santa is real.
Posted on 12/1/17 at 12:38 pm to Supermoto Tiger
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tell them before the hit kindergarten.
dude.... that's 5 years old, this is prime santa time, baw. tf is wrong with you?
Posted on 12/1/17 at 12:38 pm to Maytheporkbewithyou
if he’s still making a list for Santa at 17, tell him asap and understand the problem goes a lot deeper.
Posted on 12/1/17 at 12:39 pm to Maytheporkbewithyou
Thanks to the world we currently live in you have the option to tell him that according to "anonymous sources" Santa and the Easter Bunny are "Fake News".


This post was edited on 12/1/17 at 12:40 pm
Posted on 12/1/17 at 12:44 pm to Maytheporkbewithyou
Your son is 8 years old. He should know if he isn’t a complete idiot
Posted on 12/1/17 at 12:46 pm to Maytheporkbewithyou
In this day in age of iPads and internet, I'm surprised kids still believe in Santa
Posted on 12/1/17 at 12:49 pm to LSU6262
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What age did you tell your children that Santa isn't real?
I think I was around 32.
Posted on 12/1/17 at 1:02 pm to Maytheporkbewithyou
The first time they asked. Same with God.
Posted on 12/1/17 at 1:05 pm to Maytheporkbewithyou
Every year my wife makes the boys write the damn elf on the shelf a letter to take to Santa the first night the elf appears. Last year the then 11yr old wrote “Mom, Dad, I’m not an idiot. I’ve known it was y’all for a few years. Just get me a new bike.”
I laughed my arse off. My wife cried.
I laughed my arse off. My wife cried.
Posted on 12/1/17 at 1:17 pm to LSU6262
I think he has his doubts. Probably heard it at school. I guess I should wait until he asks us.
Posted on 12/1/17 at 1:18 pm to Maytheporkbewithyou
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What age did you tell your children that Santa isn't real?
SANTA IS NOT REAL?!
WHAT THE F***?!
Posted on 12/1/17 at 1:22 pm to Maytheporkbewithyou
I would never tell them he was real, cause I'm not a Pagan.
Posted on 12/1/17 at 1:24 pm to Maytheporkbewithyou
Let them figure it out. No need to tell them.
There's always that one a-hole kid in 2nd or 3rd grade that runs around telling everyone Santa isn't real because they're the youngest in their family and have lazy parents and jerks for older siblings who ruined it for him.
All that to say someone's probably already told him at school. So it's up for him to decide if he wants to believe or not.
There's always that one a-hole kid in 2nd or 3rd grade that runs around telling everyone Santa isn't real because they're the youngest in their family and have lazy parents and jerks for older siblings who ruined it for him.
All that to say someone's probably already told him at school. So it's up for him to decide if he wants to believe or not.
Posted on 12/1/17 at 1:25 pm to Maytheporkbewithyou
We never started with the Santa stuff.
We told them from the beginning that there isn’t one, but some kids believe there is so just let them believe what they want and don’t be a jerk trying to correct everyone.
We told them from the beginning that there isn’t one, but some kids believe there is so just let them believe what they want and don’t be a jerk trying to correct everyone.
Posted on 12/1/17 at 1:29 pm to Maytheporkbewithyou
quote:Might as well tell them about Jesus while you're at it.
My son is 8. I think it's time to tell him the truth. Momma wants to wait a little longer. What age did ya'll break the news?
Posted on 12/1/17 at 1:29 pm to StupidBinder
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We never started with the Santa stuff. We told them from the beginning that there isn’t one, but some kids believe there is so just let them believe what they want and don’t be a jerk trying to correct everyone.
That seems to just rob them of a wonderful part of childhood. But hey, they're your kids.
Posted on 12/1/17 at 1:29 pm to StupidBinder
I was always told he wasn't real for as long as I can remember.
Also, we're Jewish
Also, we're Jewish
Posted on 12/1/17 at 1:30 pm to Maytheporkbewithyou
I was 40 when my 6 year old told me
Posted on 12/1/17 at 1:33 pm to Maytheporkbewithyou
Obviously not now since she's not 2 yet
Hopefully at 10
Hopefully at 10
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