re: Weirdest/Worst Date Experience you've ever had?

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I bolted from the restaurant. He may have wanted to break his foot fetish to me a little more gradually.

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Yes, looking back, I shouldn't have been so aggressive.

Met a gal for the first time at a Christmas party. She invited me over to her place to watch a movie. After we park at her apartment she says she wants to show me something in the woods. I said ok. We start walking in the woods at night and we are both are using our iPhones as flashlights and I’m thinking this is weird and maybe I should turn back. Then we come upon a mound of dirt with some loose dirt on top. She told me one of her two dogs died last week and this is where she buried him. She starts crying uncontrollably. This was awkward. I say I’m sorry and try to be sincere. We go to her apt now which is decorated very artsy in a strange way. She puts on a 1920’s film and is quoting it word for word. I have had enough I made up an excuse and left her. Then I went back to the Christmas party.

Had dinner with a girl's family for the first time and without any prior announcement they all started doing the wave at the dinner table. Before I knew what was going on the wave had made it around to me and it was my turn to raise my hands and half stand up out of my chair and yell. I was young so it was more awkward than weird. She was a little unstable so we didn't last much longer but her family was fun.

I was a Freshman pledge at LSU and it was the first football game of the year. I had just broken up with a girl and didn’t have a date to the game. Back then, everyone dressed up for the games and took dates. You generally didn’t go alone, just the way it was. One of the Seniors and a Pledge Master in the fraternity tells me on Friday afternoon that he is setting me up with his little sister for the game. Saturday before she gets to the house for the pre-party he tells me she they are from DeRidder or Erath or some small town in LA and that his sister has never really dated or done much and is really shy. So now I am thinking she is a troll for sure.

She shows up and is petite, nice and relatively cute. She is hanging on to me from the get go. Holding my hand or hanging on my arm and her big brother seems cool with it. As Tone Loc would say, I am thinking soon I will be gettin. We head to the game and halfway through the first quarter she gets up to go to the bathroom. By halftime, she isn’t back. I go looking for her and can’t find her anywhere. I look for her all through half time and finally go get her big brother. The guy loses his shite and has a bunch of people looking for her. This is before cell phones so we are all just walking around the stadium. End of the game comes and no luck. I have lost the Pledge Masters sister. Not good.

We all go back to the fraternity house and I proceed to get hammered figuring it is my last party as I am expecting to get expelled or some shite. He comes and finds me and tells me I have a call on the house phone. It is his little sister who is bawling crying and apologizing to me profusely.

Turns out... The girl had really bad eyesight, like legally blind type. The week before the game, her contacts (the old school hard type) had gotten infected and she couldn’t wear them. She hated her old glasses and wanted to look good for the date so she didn’t wear them. Why she didn’t stash them in her purse is beyond me. She left for the bathroom, got turned around in the Stadium and proceeded to wander about until she broke down crying and a LSU PD Officer found her. She didn’t have her ticket stub and couldn’t tell them where we were sitting. So they took her to the old LSU PD station next to the stadium until the game was over and they knew we would be back to the house so she could call. Again, no cell phones was a mother fricker.

I tried to get her to come back to the house but she wouldn’t. Turns out she was hanging on me because she couldn’t see and not because she liked me. It was a true blind date.

So when is puzzle number 2?

I ordered a beer, he ordered a white zinfandel...that should just about do it.

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I came to find out later before we left that she banged the waiter for our table one time after a night out at Fred's

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See. This is why when you date a gal who fricked alot of dudes before you, ya have to have a code word or gesture when you encounter a former sex partner in public.

Ours for her was an eyebrow raise and smirk... Because Ima dirty frick and love knowing that shite.

Yeah, with an sjw. Everything was great until she started saying im racist because I was born white. I looked at her, got up and walked out.

Went and had drinks with this crazy college chick. She got a little buzzed and called a group of black guys stupid N words. I got the living shite beat out of me,spent two days in the hospital,and I never saw the bitch again.